pee was stored in the balls
from fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 29 Mar 18:36
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/41039460

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rikudou@lemmings.world on 29 Mar 18:38 next collapse

When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to another.

fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Mar 18:49 next collapse

))<>((

Tiptopit@feddit.org on 29 Mar 18:53 next collapse

While two people, sitting on toilets interconnected by sewer pipes, form a long tube from one mouth to another.

smeg@feddit.uk on 29 Mar 19:00 next collapse

I’m not sure you’re supposed to form an air-tight seal around the toilet bowl, but if your farts are that bad then thank you for your consideration

pupbiru@aussie.zone on 30 Mar 02:04 collapse

sewer systems aren’t air tight either - they need to let gasses escape, so i think even without an airtight seal if we consider a sewer in general a pipe system of this category it’s fair to consider the connection between butt and toilet also part of this system

many people have a special wireless connection, which explains the sewage that spews from their mouth

Franklin@lemmy.ca on 30 Mar 04:29 collapse

if you have more than one toilet you can start a LAN party

Little8Lost@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 19:47 next collapse

MAN or GAN lobbies have so much more players

GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 23:22 collapse

Last of us

match@pawb.social on 31 Mar 01:15 collapse

not the way i kiss >:3

wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee on 29 Mar 18:39 next collapse

I honestly would’ve thought that an orifice to release waste products came first, but I’m not an evo-devo-nist.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 29 Mar 18:59 next collapse

Yeah, the first thing the embryo of vertebrates folds into is a torus whose hole will become the digestive system. Reproductive organs come way later.

anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works on 29 Mar 19:58 next collapse

Not to mention that animals with reproductive systems but that reproduced asexually evolved long before sperm.

e.g. earthworms

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Mar 23:10 collapse

So very early in our development we’re just an asshole. Some people apparently never make it past this stage.

Manticore@lemmy.nz on 29 Mar 21:54 collapse

Yeah it feels like a weird way to say that humans still have vestigial signs of a cloaca. It’s understood that evolutionary ancestors did, so humans’ ancestors would need to have separated the functions during their evolution… I guess the news is that there is still genetic evidence even today.

Alternatively, creationists can take this as a sign a creator considers butt stuff to be natural sex also 👍

pupbiru@aussie.zone on 30 Mar 02:33 collapse

i think the creationist response is that humans were always exactly like this and any evidence pointing to the contrary is put there by god to test us

… but also worth a try - it’s not like they actually think about things

Manticore@lemmy.nz on 30 Mar 04:02 next collapse

God doesn’t make mistakes 😇🙏 that’s why butt stuff 🍑🤛💦 feels so good 🥴😩💯

pupbiru@aussie.zone on 30 Mar 05:30 collapse

very much appreciating your 🤛

Manticore@lemmy.nz on 31 Mar 07:26 collapse

That’s what he said, too.

OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com on 30 Mar 06:31 collapse

Creationist here. I think the world was created by people, who told each other stories until their stories formed a world, and then the people lived in the world. They invented the idea of humanity by which to know themselves, and that’s where human beings come from.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 31 Mar 08:03 collapse

so yeah i’m going to need you and everyone you know to make up stories about the impressive girth of my dick, thanks.

over_clox@lemmy.world on 29 Mar 18:48 next collapse

Meanwhile, there have been very rare instances of women getting pregnant from getting fucked in the ass.

Hey, some people have subtle deformities allowing fluids and such to travel where they usually don’t…

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world on 29 Mar 19:10 next collapse

Transanal-transvaginal fistulae. That was a bad day to have eyes, or the ability to read. Ah well.

SomGye@dormi.zone on 29 Mar 19:27 next collapse

No more poophole-loophole :(

qkalligula@my-place.social on 29 Mar 19:35 collapse

@over_clox @fossilesque genuinely before this message i just assumed it dripped to the yaya. I wonder if that is how Brittany Spear's sister(i think?) got pregnant.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world on 29 Mar 22:34 collapse

It’s okay to say vagina

qkalligula@my-place.social on 29 Mar 22:38 next collapse

@ChicoSuave vagina

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 01:06 collapse

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. They don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his “dick” or his “rod” or his “Johnson”.

slackassassin@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 02:46 next collapse

It’s okay to say penis.

higgsboson@dubvee.org on 30 Mar 02:56 next collapse

Oh yeah? Johnson?

slackassassin@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 03:18 next collapse

Yes, however only while batting eyes heavily.

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 04:19 collapse

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

starbrite@lemmy.zip on 31 Mar 01:52 collapse

Tbf even as a woman i don’t like that word, it makes me feel dirty :c

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 31 Mar 08:01 collapse

it’s like “moist”, yeah there’s nothing wrong with it yet nonetheless it just sounds… a little bit unnerving
and like, penis is kinda similar, it’s too clinical and funny sounding.

we need a word like dick for the vagina, short (hah) and snappy and neutral.

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz on 29 Mar 19:22 next collapse

What is it with vertebrates and combining reproductive organs with the out-end of the digestive system? Don’t they get it’s gross?

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 29 Mar 19:27 next collapse

From Robin Williams describing the reproductive system …

“What was god thinking when he designed humans? … let’s put the waste disposal system next to the entertainment system!”

rockerface@lemm.ee on 30 Mar 00:12 collapse

Don’t even get me started on breathing and eating through the same set of tubes

Obi@sopuli.xyz on 30 Mar 21:54 next collapse

I’m convinced this is how I’ll die, I regularly get it down the wrong hatch and some day that piece of chicken or whatever will just be a bit too big to get it out/in again… Now that I think about it, it hasn’t happened in a while, maybe just so I let my guard down…

rockerface@lemm.ee on 30 Mar 23:07 collapse

When I was a kid, I ended in a hospital like that once. Had trouble swallowing pills on purpose ever since then, my throat muscles just clamp down (even when I try to wash it down with water).

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 31 Mar 07:57 collapse

i’m just glad we have noses so we can breathe while chewing

kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works on 29 Mar 19:34 next collapse

WHO ARE ALL THE PEOPLE ASKING THIS QUESTION???

over_clox@lemmy.world on 29 Mar 22:01 collapse

What question might that be?

Where boobies come from?

Where booties come from?

🤔

rockerface@lemm.ee on 30 Mar 00:13 collapse

Why, God?

HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world on 29 Mar 19:56 next collapse

For many, it still does

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 29 Mar 20:22 next collapse

I used to date a lady that would, during foreplay, comment that I really needed to ejaculate bad. Not the exact wording used, but it was still a little weird. Not weird enough to break my stride, because it was true enough, and with her working the pieces parts that would lead up such an event, it could have been extremely weird, and I would have been okay with it.

This goes on for months before she finally said, “I don’t know how it fills up so fast, we just did it an hour ago.”, during a rather busy weekend that included a great deal of ejaculation. I asked her what was filling up so fast. She said “your balls, they just get so big when they’re full.”

This lovely, wonderful lady had made it into her early thirties under the impression that all of the semen was produced and stored in the testicles, filling them up continuously. She was also under the impression that testicles would rupture if not drained regularly.

She attributed this to something she had overhead someone say in jr high, and had apparently never figured out otherwise.

It kinda makes sense. Why would the sack be so big and stretchy if it didn’t need to hold balls that would expand. And why would guys have different sized ones if some of them weren’t draining them more often than others.

The ensuing conversation was a difficult one. Partially because it stopped the previous activity, partially because she had a lot of questions, and partially because it wasn’t clear if the frequency with which she wanted to prevent my testicles from exploding would decrease.

Luckily, the conversation went very well, and they did eventually explode in the usual way, which was much more entertaining for her than before, she said. It also led to a lot of fun as she developed an almost fetish about feeling the event happen whenever activity would make that possible.

Okokimup@lemmy.world on 29 Mar 20:40 next collapse

Wholesome sex story.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io on 29 Mar 22:03 next collapse

There's a line of perv guys that tell girls that if they don't ejaculate it will be painful and it may cause health issues, mostly as a way of coercing for sex.

umbrella@lemmy.ml on 29 Mar 23:45 next collapse

my balls hurt if i go too long without emptying them, yes

is that… not normal?

slacktoid@lemmy.ml on 30 Mar 01:36 next collapse

Yes but it’s the coercion that’s the problem.

umbrella@lemmy.ml on 30 Mar 01:43 next collapse

thats fair.

pupbiru@aussie.zone on 30 Mar 02:02 collapse

yeah like… jerk off then?

slacktoid@lemmy.ml on 30 Mar 02:34 collapse

Bingo!

pupbiru@aussie.zone on 30 Mar 02:35 collapse

that’s a different game but i’m interested to see how this version is played

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 03:29 next collapse

Sure, that’s normal

It’s calles epididymal hypertension. Aka blue balls.

The blood flow combined with the tension of the tissues caused during the preparation for sexual activity causes the part of the testicles that stores spermatzoa to experience discomfort.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com on 30 Mar 18:16 collapse

If you jerk off and don’t finish maybe but even that goes away after a bit. Otherwise not really… I’ve gone weeks and it didn’t hurt.

umbrella@lemmy.ml on 30 Mar 21:35 collapse

if i try to go weeks ill lose my ability to sit

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 03:30 next collapse

Yup. It’s really shitty

FauxLiving@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 21:54 collapse

There are manipulative people, of both sexes, who lie for sex.

That being said, Epididymal Hypertension (aka blue balls) is a real thing and not an urban legend only used to manipulate people.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io on 31 Mar 06:55 next collapse

As I would say: Buddy, there's your hand and there's the bathroom and if you need it, here's the wifi password.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 07:05 collapse

Sure, it doesn’t entitle anyone to sex.

I was just pointing out that it’s just not as simple as “That’s just a thing people say to guilt trip others into sex.”

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 14:14 collapse

Reminds me of a joke somewhere.

One day the Queen* comes to visit a hospital. During the tour, she glances into one of the rooms and sees a man masturbating. Shocked, she asks the nurses that tour her around “What in heaven’s name is that‽”
The nurse quickly guides her away and replies “That patient has a condition where he needs to ejeaculate regularly, and when you’ve gotta, you’ve gotta. He’s been given a private room to not bother the other patients.”

Some time later they walk by another room, where there’s a patient receiving oral stimulation from an attractive nurse. Shocked, she looks at the nurses who tour her around and asks “What the- what is going on in here‽”
The nurse answers: “same condition as the other guy, better insurance.”

* replace for whatever head of state or high ranking official you’d like.

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 30 Mar 02:59 collapse

This totally made my day. Thank you!

bluebadoo@lemmy.world on 29 Mar 21:49 next collapse

You mean… the cloaca?

mukpo927@aussie.zone on 30 Mar 06:44 collapse

cloaca

WhatSay@slrpnk.net on 30 Mar 01:57 next collapse

And that, is why it feels good to fart.

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 30 Mar 02:57 next collapse

why the random, comma?

WhatSay@slrpnk.net on 30 Mar 03:21 next collapse

It wasn’t random, it was intentional 🙃

stray@pawb.social on 30 Mar 18:17 collapse

A comma can be used to improve readability, but it can also indicate a pause while talking. I feel a pause after “and that” is as common as no pause. That said, I cannot know if that was the poster’s intent; it’s only my interpretation of the usage.

prinzmegahertz@lemm.ee on 30 Mar 06:33 collapse

The poor man’s orgasm

Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one on 30 Mar 17:57 next collapse

I really commend the creativity and dedication to detail the graphic artist took on this spectacularly breathtaking image.

exasperation@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 14:45 collapse

The anus may have evolved from a hole originally used to release sperm

But whose sperm are we talking about here?