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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 15 Feb 18:46
https://mander.xyz/post/25055798

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BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca on 15 Feb 19:11 next collapse

I’m not saying I’m on team asteroid…

einlander@lemmy.world on 15 Feb 20:47 next collapse

But when 12.5 percent of the planets of the solar system commits 100% of the violence…

TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub on 15 Feb 22:54 next collapse

The (solar) system leaves them no other way of life! We need to make opportunities for them to orbit a stable planet and become moons.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee on 15 Feb 23:23 collapse

Holy fucking shit lmao what a reference

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works on 15 Feb 20:47 collapse

But?

cRazi_man@lemm.ee on 15 Feb 22:19 next collapse

Beltalowdas

Majorllama@lemmy.world on 15 Feb 22:56 next collapse

The American military industrial complex is salivating right now

Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com on 15 Feb 23:28 next collapse

Why now?

The US military already has satellites than can drop artificial asteroids onto Earth, causing large localised, hard to detect and prevent damage.

Space has sadly already been weaponised.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 16 Feb 14:45 collapse

Not officially, so one wonders how you got this info?

I mean, ICBMs are basically this, just unlaunched, but I doubt that’s your point.

Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com on 16 Feb 15:53 collapse

No updates in several years, and the human propensity to weaponise.

Plus the furore a few years back over the Russian anti-satellite satellite and the way both US and Russia spoke round the issue.

Non-weaponised space is verging into Israel isn’t a nulear weapon state territory if I’m honest.

SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works on 16 Feb 14:37 collapse

Iron Sky Intensifies

tldw Everyone assumes the US made a secret illegal armed space ship (they did) so almost every other country did too. The US was offended that anyone but them broke the rules but they all had to fight the moon nazis together so no big deal

Jolteon@lemmy.zip on 16 Feb 20:37 collapse

Yeah, but that’s just what we do.

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 15 Feb 23:48 next collapse

Which would also stop the asteroid hitting us as it’d move itself off track

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 15 Feb 23:52 next collapse

Or further on course…

TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee on 16 Feb 08:34 collapse

If it shoots towards us it will therfore move away from us

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 14:34 collapse

If it is on a trajectory past earth and it shoots at us it will slow it down, adjusting the trajectory and potentially hitting earth.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 16 Feb 14:44 collapse

This person Kerbals

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 20:26 collapse

Is it that obvious?

Darthjaffacake@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 18:15 collapse

Missiles don’t have that amount of kickback unlike guns since their propulsion comes gradually and from themselves.

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 18 Feb 21:41 collapse

A bullet has roughly the kinetic energy of a punch

Surely a missile launch would be far higher due to the mass

bitcrafter@programming.dev on 15 Feb 23:55 next collapse

Historical revisionism at work:

The astroid shot first.

davidagain@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 01:32 next collapse

At last an Onion article that makes me smile instead of weep for the state of politics being so bad that complete and utter batshit crazy nonsense is so hard to tell from news these days.

TheBat@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 06:34 next collapse

Rama strikes back

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 16 Feb 14:44 next collapse

Rendezvous this!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 17:36 collapse

Better get some cold water ready.

fckreddit@lemmy.ml on 16 Feb 09:31 next collapse

The probability of an asteroid firing is very low, but never zero.

Comment105@lemm.ee on 17 Feb 09:32 collapse

That’s not true. The probability of an asteroid firing is actually very high, but they’re very inaccurate.

Artyom@lemm.ee on 16 Feb 15:07 collapse

If an asteroid fires a missile and it enters the atmosphere, is the rest of the asteroid considered a meteor?