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from LadyButterfly@reddthat.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 07 Oct 14:46
https://reddthat.com/post/51639293

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 07 Oct 14:56 next collapse

farked?

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca on 07 Oct 14:59 next collapse

Forked?

Bahnd@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 15:07 collapse

I understood that reference.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 15:55 collapse

You forking would like that kind of bullshirt, you bench-ash deck.

I really hope we’re doing a “The Good Place” bit here, otherwise, I apologize profusely.

Edit: Make grammar gooder

Venator@lemmy.nz on 07 Oct 17:49 collapse

f⸤▬こked

gedaliyah@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 14:58 next collapse

“If you miss, you end up among the stars.”

OH DEAR LORD WE ARE OUT OF FUEL AND OXYGEN IT’S SO COLD SO COLD

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 07 Oct 15:17 next collapse

Don't panic. Shut everything down. Call the Fuel Rats.

Yorick@piefed.social on 07 Oct 18:06 next collapse

o7

Palerider@feddit.uk on 07 Oct 20:22 collapse

Only had to do it for that once… They were awesome, saved my Cutter that I forgot I’d removed the fuel scoop from.

o7

Zoot@reddthat.com on 08 Oct 03:50 collapse

What in the heck are yall talking about?!

TheBat@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 15:51 next collapse
ivanafterall@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 18:57 next collapse

“Among the stars” might suggest it’s very much not cold. You’re in a stellar nursery.

hDGGgrLpg8nEucjxWnJz@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 20:27 collapse

I had a manager tells me this once. It was literally written on the mug he was drinking out of at the time. I remember feeling so valued and inspired.

Dadifer@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 15:07 next collapse

You could fit every planet in the Solar System between Earth and our moon simultaneously.

ceenote@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 15:12 next collapse

I bet I could miss those, too.

Zwiebel@feddit.org on 07 Oct 15:23 next collapse

I think our oceans would leave earth, tide-wise speaking

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io on 07 Oct 15:24 next collapse

I have a feeling we would have a lot of problems if you did though.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 15:50 collapse

It’s definitely not recommended by the few cosmology sources I’ve read.

YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 16:44 collapse

Cosmology sources, sure, but have you checked any cosplay sources?

porksnort@slrpnk.net on 07 Oct 23:38 collapse

That’s it. I am going as a gravity well this year.

I will wear plain clothes and go up to the person in my social circle most likely to ‘get it’.

I will hug them, not let go while I explain the idea in their ear. We have to go everywhere together that evening with the explicit purpose of recruiting others in that mission. There is no leader of a gravity well, except the center of mass. Which means things might get goofy.

If I can’t convince anyone to play, I will take that big tiddy goth girl and her friends up on their offer to play xbox.

hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 15:29 next collapse

Fuck you for making me look this up. Only Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune would fit together. Venus, Mars, and Mercury are too much.

oxideseven@lemmy.ca on 07 Oct 15:42 collapse

Depends on which part of the orbit. Perigee (closest point) is ~ 354,491 km surface to surface. Apogee (farthest point) is ~ 397,291 km surface to surface. At Apogee you could got them all. At perigee not at all.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 07 Oct 16:07 next collapse

I could? I think you overestimate my power.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 18:57 collapse

Please don’t.

don@lemmy.ca on 07 Oct 15:15 next collapse

That’s like the pasties of censorship lol

ilinamorato@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 15:34 next collapse

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you’re now in orbit, and that was almost certainly the goal anyway

porksnort@slrpnk.net on 07 Oct 23:46 next collapse

Plot twist, it’s elliptical.

snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works on 08 Oct 01:49 next collapse

There are a lot of ways to shoot for the moon that don’t end with anything close to an orbit. Though it’s pretty hard to get out of orbiting the sun from here…

ilinamorato@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 02:19 collapse

Yeah, but if you’re actually aiming for the moon and miss, an orbit is pretty likely. It may not be a good orbit, but consider that you’re most likely to miss because the moon has precessed in its orbit during your transit further than you expected, meaning that you’ll end up coming around the back of the moon and captured by its gravity.

azi@mander.xyz on 08 Oct 02:43 next collapse

That was pretty much how the USSR spun Luna 1

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:29 collapse

That assumes we don’t blow up or get the death shimmy on the way up

mercano@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 15:37 next collapse

Make sure to lead your shot. At Apollo velocities, you’ll need to aim where the moon will be at in three days, not where it is right now.

IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works on 07 Oct 15:45 collapse

Why limit yourself to Apollo velocities? We’re trying to shoot the moon, not land in it.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 07 Oct 16:08 collapse

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psud@aussie.zone on 10 Oct 21:01 collapse

Make sure you lead and aim for where the moon will be in 1 second

Lauchmelder@feddit.org on 07 Oct 16:13 next collapse

Actually it makes more sense to state the moons solid angle in the sky from where I’m standing, instead of its diameter ☝️🤓

porksnort@slrpnk.net on 07 Oct 23:43 collapse

Hold me and never let me go, you insatiable nerd.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 17:03 next collapse

Yes you could have fucked this up more. You could have posted this censored bullshit on the Internet

moseschrute@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 17:09 next collapse

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Venator@lemmy.nz on 07 Oct 17:19 next collapse

that’s fucked

moseschrute@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 18:30 collapse
if_only@sh.itjust.works on 07 Oct 20:34 next collapse

The real hero here

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:25 next collapse

I am having trouble reading that. For anyone else struggling:

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/500bdd29-beb8-4fb4-a7e7-584190d6f3ec.png">

moseschrute@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 12:00 collapse
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml on 11 Oct 05:03 collapse

Jacks why so aggressive. Need a sabbatical?

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works on 07 Oct 17:13 next collapse

Not as fucking up as much as posting censored memes. You can swear on Lemmy, it’s allowed.

falseWhite@programming.dev on 07 Oct 17:14 next collapse

Nuh uh. I measured it just now, put my trusty ruler in front of my face and measured only 2 CM!

SculptusPoe@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 17:40 next collapse

The moon takes up only around 0.00077% of the visible area of the sky. That’s a pretty small target. A deviation of .52 degrees from any point on the moon you are aiming from earth will miss.

GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io on 07 Oct 18:07 next collapse

Also it moves at 1 km/s around its orbit

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 07 Oct 19:51 collapse

So you have almost an hour before it passes you. Easy mode.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:27 collapse

I’ma roll coal at that speeder motherfuck. Slow the shitass down.

psud@aussie.zone on 10 Oct 20:59 collapse

It is slowing down, it loses energy to the tides

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 03:41 collapse

So the moon has been eating tide pods, huh? My how the pudding thickens

shalafi@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 18:24 collapse

And begging your pardon sir, it’s a big ass sky.

milliams@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 18:10 next collapse

It’s moving pretty fast though.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 18:56 collapse

That’s relative.

snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works on 08 Oct 01:48 collapse

Relative is the only fast that matters

village604@adultswim.fan on 07 Oct 18:22 next collapse

Anyone who has played KSP knows that getting to the Mun is harder than it seems.

Orbital mechanics are a bitch.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 18:55 collapse

Getting to the Mun was actually pretty easy for me (or I got lucky). Landing on the Mun/surviving is a whole different story.

qupada@fedia.io on 07 Oct 19:47 collapse

And don't even get me started on getting back from the Mun, when if you do survive the landing.

Sorry Jebediah, that was a one-way trip.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:26 collapse

Dammit I just bought control now I want to strand some kermen

azi@mander.xyz on 07 Oct 19:10 next collapse

If at first you don’t succeed

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz on 07 Oct 20:24 next collapse

I thought i was gonna have an easy time aiming for yo mama,

But the joke is on me cause i miss her.

Noodle07@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 21:22 collapse

Nice

ornery_chemist@mander.xyz on 07 Oct 21:06 next collapse

Ya but the moon covers at best only about 10 ppm of the sky’s area so given a random direction within the hemisphere defined by the sky in which the moon is visible and traveling in a straight line you have a roughly 99.9990% chance of missing so that’s understandable really.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:21 collapse

Don’t get me started about inclinations

belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org on 07 Oct 22:11 next collapse

Who are these people who cross out two letters of a cussword worried about? Everyone can still read this and all it does is make the edit look like someone is a pearl clutcher.

BearGun@ttrpg.network on 07 Oct 22:21 next collapse

It’s typically for posting to platforms that “deprioritise” posts that contain “naughty” words, not actually anything about humans caring about it.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 07 Oct 22:35 next collapse

Same reason that people bleep out two nanoseconds of the word in audio

polydactyl@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 01:25 collapse

What do you mean? What cuss word? What does it say?!?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:20 collapse

Butthole. It says butthole.

AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world on 07 Oct 22:59 next collapse

Spoken like someone that hasn’t played Kerbal.

ICastFist@programming.dev on 07 Oct 23:05 next collapse

Aim for the ground, if you miss that, just give up

DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 00:52 next collapse

If you throw yourself at the ground and miss, you’re flying.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip on 08 Oct 02:21 collapse

And the next night, try doing it again with Sony Walkmen.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:19 collapse

Disagreed. If you miss, take advantage and continue missing

obinice@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 00:11 next collapse

Oh my god I can still see the swear you tried to censor you satan worshipper! I’m so offended I dropped my body of christ into my tea!

The internet is for children ONLY, please take this FILTH back to your BBS, heathens!

Chakravanti@monero.town on 08 Oct 01:07 next collapse

It’s ok. He then knew “hell” was literally the sun. Keep looking at it and you’ll “see” God too.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:19 collapse

<img alt="" src="https://media.tenor.com/bxCnowSOYioAAAAM/waddles-the.gif">
I was promised some fucking filth

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 08 Oct 03:02 next collapse

It’s moving 1 km/s, though.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:17 next collapse

Oh, that sounds like a challenge. I’ma build a rocket with turkey heat shields

Angelusz@lemmy.world on 08 Oct 04:19 next collapse

No worries, we will loop back around using a slingshot maneuver, keep going until we get where we want to be. :)

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 10 Oct 21:06 collapse

That’s why in KSP I use the space map and just keep adding DeltaV until the orbit line from my rocket to the mun is a straight line and I launch when the planet is right in front of me.