Dandelion cannon
from zedgeist@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz on 22 Jul 23:05
https://lemmy.world/post/33336809

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JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 22 Jul 23:34 next collapse

Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works on 23 Jul 03:42 next collapse
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Jul 12:19 collapse

ok, but just so you know, I did not consent

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 23 Jul 13:47 collapse

My kids will gladly blow you anyway. They don’t care. You’ll spray your seed all over the neighborhood, and they’ll just smile and laugh.

Plus, they’re kids so it’ll be really sloppy and a lot of spit involved.

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Jul 15:38 collapse

🤢🤢🤢

you need to teach your kids about consent

PunnyName@lemmy.world on 23 Jul 01:13 next collapse

Baby shotgun

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today on 23 Jul 16:25 collapse

🎵doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo🎵

Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml on 23 Jul 01:33 next collapse

Fox News: Breaking, the truth behind Planned Parenthood’s foetus cannons.

dandelion@piefed.blahaj.zone on 23 Jul 02:03 next collapse

thank you 🥵😩😌

lvxferre@mander.xyz on 23 Jul 04:12 next collapse

A better analogy would be when you pick pollen from one flower and use it to fertilise another.

…I do this all the time with my pepper plants.

0ops@piefed.zip on 23 Jul 04:13 next collapse

At least they get cute little parachutes

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 23 Jul 04:50 next collapse

bad similes are like really bad. bad metaphors are shipwrecks.

match@pawb.social on 23 Jul 05:06 collapse

this one is going in my brain, thanks

GandalftheBlack@feddit.org on 23 Jul 07:08 next collapse

Okay, but sperm literally comes from the Greek for seed. Semen comes from the Latin for seed. Seed is used as a euphemism for semen in English. The exact science might not work out here, but humans have been using seed as an analogy for sperm/semen for thousands of years at least

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Jul 12:18 collapse

also, pollen contains the male gametes - how is that not dimorphic? Plants vary in their sexual strategies, but I do think it’s fair to think of pollen as containers of semen or sperm … or at least that’s always how it’s been presented anyway 🤷‍♀️

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de on 23 Jul 14:43 collapse

Yeah, the last time this was posted I had to run to wikipedia because I was fuming at my memory being wrong. I even have vague memories from biology in college about the 8-cell formation of a fertilized plant ‘egg.’ The poster was likely trying to say that many plants don’t have ‘male-only’ and ‘female-only’ types, but at the very least, fruit bearing plants/trees (angiosperms, if I remember) have two sperm-equivalents in the pollen that drill down into the pistil of the flower and find the waiting gamete. One fertilizes, one becomes the food portion that we take sustenance from.

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Jul 15:09 collapse

right, but when pedantically correcting the idea that pollen isn’t an example of dimorphic reproduction, making gross generalizations like that seems strangely out of place, since the whole issue they took in the first place was a (mostly true / appropriate) generalization …

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today on 23 Jul 08:37 next collapse

What if I do want to blow a Dandelion? I’m fairly sure you can find depictions of that somewhere…

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Jul 12:13 collapse

haha <shuffles nervously>

Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Jul 12:07 next collapse

Helping a plant get off… gross, now I’m sad

Ballistic babies… all is right in the world

What a couple of psycopaths.

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 23 Jul 12:36 collapse

Yeah

You’re blowing it