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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 29 Nov 20:20
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cabron_offsets@lemmy.world on 29 Nov 21:51 next collapse

Nah bruv, don’t wish that upon your kids.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works on 30 Nov 02:03 collapse

Something-something, Geneva convention.

lath@lemmy.world on 29 Nov 22:47 next collapse

According to research, it takes around 2000 work hours for the average academia researcher to start making shit up in order to publish a paper.

Source: an average academia researcher.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 29 Nov 22:54 next collapse

75% of that time is an existential crisis.

qooqie@lemmy.world on 30 Nov 00:05 collapse

I see you just made shit up you must be very well published

flora_explora@beehaw.org on 01 Dec 12:12 collapse

Well, and if you then still keep on procrastinating you’ll get burned put and have to resign from academia :'(