God of Death
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 24 Aug 2024 12:05
https://mander.xyz/post/17130960

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NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 2024 12:59 next collapse

That would explain our current predicament pretty well.

esc27@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 2024 13:17 next collapse

Pluto was demoted in 2006, Harambe was killed in 2016. We are not ready for 2026.

Dagnet@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 2024 17:23 collapse

2026 better be the zombie apocalypse, if we keep getting the other catastrophes first there won’t be enough people to become zombies

SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 2024 16:03 collapse

Protomolecule zombies

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 Aug 2024 14:48 next collapse

This is a good hypothesis. Mine has been that the Mayan calendar was right, but the end of the world is a slower process than we all assumed.

Maybe Pluto and Cizin are tag teaming. Science!

NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 2024 15:31 collapse

This is the way the world ends

Not with a bang but a whimper.

troglodytis@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 2024 15:51 collapse

And thunderous applause

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 2024 01:44 collapse

And my axe!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 2024 03:35 collapse

And Larry.

troglodytis@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 2024 15:50 next collapse

Pluto never changed; we did.

Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net on 24 Aug 2024 16:00 next collapse

Uh, the planet isn’t named after some old Roman guy sweaty, it’s named after Goofy’s dog.

Dequei@sopuli.xyz on 24 Aug 2024 17:21 next collapse

Nasa?

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 2024 17:46 next collapse

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Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 2024 23:33 collapse

Millions of asteroids would like a word…

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 25 Aug 2024 08:20 collapse

and charon, which is in mutual orbit with pluto and not that much smaller

which really shows how much the average “pluto is a planet” person actually knows about space, lol

Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca on 25 Aug 2024 11:41 collapse

And my mates Ceres and Sedna! And Orcus, Makemake, Haumea, Eris (which started this whole deal), Gonggong, Quaoar, Salacia, Leleākūhonua, and at least 40 undiscovered Sednoids. Vesta, Pallas, Hygeia, and Interamnia probably counted at one point too!

At some point it stops being gatekeeping and is just another kingdom entirely.

fsxylo@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 2024 23:48 next collapse

At least half of the reason is that 2012 was roughly when a lot of millennials graduated from highschool and had to get jobs and pay bills and shit.

Etterra@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 2024 00:19 collapse

The way I look at it, we didn’t lose a planet. We gained several others as dwarf planets. Dwarf planets are still planets after all. Pluto is their king. And if there’s one thing we should have all learned by now it’s that you don’t mess with dwarf kings.