adhesive tape to the buttocks
from fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 23 Mar 20:29
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/40623584

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The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org on 23 Mar 20:39 next collapse

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CreatingMachines@fedia.io on 23 Mar 22:00 collapse

Well, looks like you figured out how to use the finger cot, well done!

And009@lemmynsfw.com on 24 Mar 02:44 next collapse

Faster

The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org on 24 Mar 06:44 collapse

Alot of trial and error.

No regrets.

themeatbridge@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 20:42 next collapse

The finger cot is there because zero G and dehydration commonly result in constipation.

Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net on 23 Mar 21:02 next collapse

Exactly what I came to the comments to find out. Thank you random stranger

themeatbridge@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 00:02 next collapse

The best part of this feature is that it’s clearly a result of iterative design. So engineers were trying to solve constipation, and someone with a PhD was like “Well, you know what works for me…”

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works on 24 Mar 03:56 next collapse

“Whenever I’m having a… problem, I generally work it out with a pencil”

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 24 Mar 08:03 collapse

and someone with a PhD was like “Well, you know what works for me…”

I do workplace safety and hazardous materials, so occasionally I get to start a talk with “This room has more doctorates than nostrils, so it should be easy”. And then I have to explain things like “Dangerous liquid goes into the dangerous liquid sink” or “No, you can’t remove the mask to scratch your nose, even if it’s really really itchy”.

philpo@feddit.org on 24 Mar 22:46 collapse

Oh god yes, so much.

I do disaster response planning, mostly for healthcare. “No, your OR really needs electrical power!” “No, you can’t still run your outpatient clinic during an active shooter situation!” “For fucks sake,NO,you will not use a diesel generator indoors to power the ED!Not even with a open window. Your windows are 30cm x 1m”

null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Mar 12:05 collapse

What is a cot though?

SacralPlexus@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 15:31 collapse

It’s a covering for a finger, kind of like cutting the finger out of a latex/nitrile glove. It looks just like a tiny condom made to fit on a finger.

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org on 23 Mar 21:08 next collapse

So basically spooning the turd out? That’s the Corvette driving american heros I know and love 😘

Trollception@sh.itjust.works on 23 Mar 21:26 collapse

How do they do it in your country?

FauxLiving@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 23:57 next collapse

They used a pencil

ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 00:21 collapse

A three-ply layered joke. Well done!

nick@midwest.social on 24 Mar 00:21 collapse

They work it out like you would a math problem.

By using a pencil.

philpo@feddit.org on 24 Mar 22:47 collapse

As long as it’s not the same math genius who calculated the amount of tampons for the first female long term crew member…

Sergio@slrpnk.net on 23 Mar 21:15 next collapse

So… they must have trained in using the “finger cot” technique.

“Sorry Biff, you’re a great mission candidate in all other respects, but your finger-cotting just isn’t… uh… cutting the mustard.”

neatobuilds@lemmy.today on 24 Mar 01:56 next collapse

Is it like force puking by poking the uvula but butt uvula

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 Mar 02:27 next collapse

I curse the day nature evolved eyes

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 Mar 07:37 collapse

you mean the prostate?

Bytemeister@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 03:32 collapse

Actually, it’s in there because shit doesn’t fall off your ass in 0G. It kinda curls out towards the back if left to dodo its own thing.

grrgyle@slrpnk.net on 24 Mar 17:52 collapse

See this is the kind of shit I want to hear about in the documentaries.

Bytemeister@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 18:13 collapse

Read “Packing for Mars.” I think you’d enjoy it.

Blackout@fedia.io on 23 Mar 21:15 next collapse

I'd just hold it until I got back from the moon

Zron@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 22:13 collapse

Maybe the impact from landing will just force it out of you like that 1800s invention of putting pregnant women in centrifuges to doing the baby out.

GluWu@lemm.ee on 23 Mar 21:18 next collapse

The finger cot is there because space is super fucking boring

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 23 Mar 21:28 next collapse

opens bag

Smells like farts

“Ew what the fuck?”

mkwt@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 22:27 next collapse

Facts about this:

  1. Bags, with contents, were left on board the lower descent stages of the lunar modules. They remain on the moon to this day.

  2. There was at least one incident on Apollo 10 where feces escaped and was floating around the cabin.

Part of the radio transcript:

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LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 18:31 collapse

Apollo 11 made the first actual moon landing, so if this transcript is from Apollo 10 the bags of shit are currently circling the sun in the lunar module, which was jettisoned on the way back to Earth. According to Google it’s in a heliocentric orbit, “drifting aimlessly around the solar system.”

Even more details: the abbreviations CMP, LMP and CDR in the transcript mean Command Module Pilot (John Young), Lunar Module Pilot (Gene Cernan), and Commander (Tom Stafford), all now deceased. Young and Cernan each returned to walk on the moon in Apollo 16 and 17.

mkwt@lemmy.world on 26 Mar 00:29 collapse

I am well aware that Apollo 10 did not deliver shitbags to the moon.

But 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, and 17 did, if they defecated at all on the moon, leave it behind per checklist. There are 96 inventoried bags on the moon, but it is not recorded which, if any, are filled with what. It would have been easier to avoid on the earlier missions, which spent less time on the surface.

At least one astronaut claims he avoided a bowel movement for the entire mission duration.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 26 Mar 19:22 collapse

Slashdown must have been rough with a big one in the chamber. I’d be afraid of an unplanned jettison on impact.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee on 24 Mar 01:16 next collapse

“Stop using the bag, we haven’t even started the countdown.”

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 Mar 02:26 next collapse

“Sir, stop using the bag. You’re not even an astronaut. how did you even get into this building?”

Agent641@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 02:43 collapse

“Neil, it’s been eighteen years since you got back from the moon, you really need to stop using the bag and finger cot. We don’t even make these anymore except special order for you.”

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee on 24 Mar 01:18 next collapse

Where is the spatula hole?

And I assume they had to share the poop knife.

shalafi@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 01:21 next collapse

Adhesive tape to the buttocks is exactly what got the Jock in Saturday morning detention.

Tungsten5@lemm.ee on 24 Mar 04:50 next collapse

NASA really expects you to go man to man with a bag? Im willing to try it but I cant say that I am excited to

umbrella@lemmy.ml on 24 Mar 08:07 next collapse

👆

Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 11:39 next collapse

New fear unlocked, diarrhea in space.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 24 Mar 14:56 next collapse
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 18:12 collapse

Space-Lax 2 - Projectile Boogaloo

RazzleDazzle@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 Mar 17:21 next collapse

Mary roach did a whole segment on this in her book “packing for Mars”. I can highly recommend both the book and Mary as an author in general.

wanderwisley@lemm.ee on 24 Mar 17:36 next collapse

I hope the vomit bag and poop bag are properly labeled and kept apart from each other.

somethingp@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 20:12 collapse

I assumed they’re not reusing bags, but I guess I’m not sure

philpo@feddit.org on 24 Mar 22:48 collapse

Tbf, not that different from an stoma bag