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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 23 May 11:55
https://mander.xyz/post/30554868

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myotragus

#science_memes

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LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works on 23 May 12:08 next collapse

Hell no

maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone on 23 May 12:10 collapse

I think you mean Hail Satan.

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee on 23 May 13:06 collapse

Nah, even Satan is uncomfortable looking at that one. Sacrifice not accepted. In fact, resurrected.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works on 24 May 01:39 collapse

This sounds like a CK2 event for the satanic secret society.

“On their journeys some of your brothers and sisters under Satan stumbled upon a goat with strange forward facing eyes. As the blade pierced the animals heart it is consumed by a sulphurous fire.”

“Why did I hear screaming?”

“A few minutes into cleaning the ritual room a vibrant rainbow of fires and smells burst forth upon the ritual dias taking several of your brothers. As the fire clears you see the goat has returned with small yellow squares of paper attached via adhesive to the goat. They are all signed by different gods and demons.”

“This raises many questions.” (+3 diplomacy)

TTH4P@lemm.ee on 23 May 12:21 next collapse

I’ve always wanted to look a goat directly in the eyes. It’s a dream of mine.

godlessworm@hexbear.net on 23 May 13:10 next collapse

i was crowned the GOAT of autism, i would volunteer but i dont like eye contact

samus12345@lemm.ee on 23 May 14:03 collapse

That requires a mirror with most goats.

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io on 23 May 12:23 next collapse

Why does this look like a child molester?

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io on 23 May 12:30 next collapse

Forward facing eyes are indicative of a predator.

DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz on 23 May 19:40 collapse

And they are called kids…

OfCourseNot@fedia.io on 23 May 12:32 next collapse

Because forward facing eyes is usually a trait associated with predators.

Dogyote@slrpnk.net on 23 May 16:42 collapse

You think everything looks like a child molester

Lemminary@lemmy.world on 23 May 12:26 next collapse

Uh, Falkor, is that you?

oce@jlai.lu on 23 May 13:14 collapse

It’s Falkand now.

PotatoLibre@feddit.it on 23 May 12:27 next collapse

Extinct due attacks from behind

RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world on 23 May 12:35 next collapse

That’s just like your opinion, man.

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com on 23 May 12:35 next collapse

“Hi kids! I’m so stoned, I can barely climb 😵‍💫”

Findus_Falke@feddit.org on 23 May 12:46 next collapse

so, it’s a predator goat.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 May 13:15 next collapse

It DOES seem menacing

protist@mander.xyz on 23 May 14:58 next collapse

I’m going to guess as an island species, it had no natural predators, and therefore the evolutionary pressure for it to have a wide field of view did not exist

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world on 23 May 14:59 next collapse

Curious to consider that by being an apex consumer, it is a predator by default, even if its prey is flora.

fristislurper@feddit.nl on 23 May 15:06 next collapse

Probably, although there would still need to be some evolutionary pressure for forward facing eyes… I wonder what it is.

AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee on 23 May 15:19 next collapse

Depth perception is advantageous. It is even beneficial for island goat activities.

With the absence of natural predators, the disadvantages of the narrow field of view are mostly outweighed by the advantages of depth perception .

glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz on 04 Jun 02:05 collapse

beneficial for island goat activities

lmao, “island goat activities” is the best 3 word combination. Here are thoughts what island goat activities are:

  1. Scavenging for food
  2. estimating mountain height for rock climbing
  3. chasing away competitors
Num10ck@lemmy.world on 23 May 15:33 next collapse

maybe living in caves?

abies_exarchia@lemm.ee on 23 May 16:08 next collapse

Not necessarily, with “genetic drift” random phenotypic changes can happen that have a neutral effect on fitness. So if they don’t need side-facing eyes, then this can just happen randomly. Especially if the sideways eyes are in some way “costly” to maintain

kurwa@lemmy.world on 23 May 16:48 next collapse

If sideways eyes are “costly” compared to forward facing eyes, then that would technically be a push for forward facing.

jol@discuss.tchncs.de on 23 May 17:41 next collapse

Or goats just find forward facing eyes to be sexier.

swab148@lemm.ee on 23 May 18:10 next collapse

I know I do

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world on 24 May 18:24 collapse

<Gives you the side eye>

Bear_pile@lemm.ee on 23 May 23:52 collapse

There was an interesting study done with zebra finches. In it they glued fake mohawkes on males and found that females selected them over unaltered males, even though it didn’t naturally occur in the species. So there is some precedence for the possibility that the forward facing eyes were simply “sexier”.

jol@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 May 01:00 collapse

I mean you can do a smoldering sexy look at someone if your eyes face sideways. Makes total sense.

stephen01king@lemmy.zip on 23 May 23:09 collapse

Depth perception.

kurwa@lemmy.world on 23 May 23:22 collapse

Derception.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world on 24 May 14:12 collapse

Derpception

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world on 23 May 17:00 collapse

I’ve always wondered if there was a term for evolutionary changes that weren’t needed!

wischi@programming.dev on 23 May 16:14 collapse

I’m not sure for that specific case, but in the general case there doesn’t need to be evolutionary pressure for change. If there is no pressure one way or the other random mutations can (and will over time) cause change without environmental reason (genetic drift).

pjwestin@lemmy.world on 24 May 02:01 collapse

I mean, it it has pupils like that, it has a wide field of vision. That’s the whole point of rectangular pupils. I would assume that having front-facing eyes would also give it depth perception, but maybe it needed that for making difficult jumps or something?

Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 May 19:03 next collapse

‘There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man’

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 23 May 21:32 next collapse

youtu.be/qlicWUDf5MM

Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 May 23:59 next collapse

That might just be the best thing on the internet :D

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml on 24 May 03:56 collapse

I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before! This was fantastic!

D_C@lemm.ee on 23 May 22:26 next collapse

“I’m scared, Poncho”

Agent641@lemmy.world on 23 May 23:18 collapse

“If it bleats, we can kill it.”

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world on 24 May 01:22 collapse

Eater Goats…

dumbass@leminal.space on 23 May 12:52 next collapse

Me when the edibles kick in.

godlessworm@hexbear.net on 23 May 13:12 next collapse

he looks like one of those guys who has a million broken down cars and lawn mowers on his yard but he can fix your car with a pepsi can and some zipties if you throw him 20 bucks

TheBat@lemmy.world on 23 May 13:40 next collapse

Looks like something in medieval paintings.

Dialectical_Idealist@lemmygrad.ml on 23 May 14:19 collapse

Looks like something that needs to be burned with fire

psx_crab@lemmy.zip on 23 May 13:40 next collapse

Looks like one of those Oblivion npc

TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz on 23 May 15:06 collapse

<img alt="" src="https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/7d794693-c63f-423d-9360-1dc2b53878c9.jpeg">

BattleMasker@r.nf on 23 May 15:36 collapse

You’re the one I saw in my dreams!

Rooskie91@discuss.online on 23 May 13:45 next collapse

He looks like he knows what’s in that embarrassing picture of SpongeBob at the Christmas party.

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net on 23 May 13:54 next collapse

Predator goat species any% speedrun when

samus12345@lemm.ee on 23 May 14:04 next collapse

It was also a cold-blooded mammal.

EDIT: new information suggests they probably were not.

HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works on 23 May 16:10 next collapse

TIL there was a 5M year old cold-blooded mammal that humans killed off (but ofc).

Today I was reminded that science grows as new discoveries are made.

But we still killed the little beasties off. Nothing has changed there.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 23 May 16:28 collapse

I actually missed the part that we killed them off. “Heh heh, look at the funny-faced little goats. Let’s kill 'em!” Jerks.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 23 May 21:29 collapse

Probably because of capitalism.

Kornblumenratte@feddit.org on 23 May 17:21 collapse

No, it wasn’t. Or to be exact, we don’t know, but it’s highly unlikely. In 2009, the bone growth pattern of Myotragus was thought to occur only in cold blooded animals, but in 2012 they found it is widespread in extant mammals as well.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 23 May 17:27 collapse

Oh, that’s good to know! I wondered how a cold-blooded mammal could be a thing.

dechnically@sh.itjust.works on 23 May 14:09 next collapse

I trust him

resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee on 23 May 14:41 next collapse

🙂

gofsckyourself@lemmy.world on 23 May 15:03 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a2c4bf29-5b2f-4d0c-8dd2-1855a9b22c5e.jpeg">

ayyy@sh.itjust.works on 23 May 19:51 collapse

I vote for you as president of the fediverse

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml on 23 May 16:03 next collapse

Goats already usually look high, this fella is in the stratosphere

jwt@programming.dev on 23 May 17:36 next collapse

Suddenly those creepy Renaissance paintings of animals make a lot more sense.

<img alt="" src="https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/7138b2c5-dc03-42d8-bf80-3a43bae6bd41.jpeg">

xorollo@leminal.space on 23 May 18:54 collapse

Is this from the never ending story?

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world on 24 May 01:55 next collapse

Despite my love for Jim Henson, I still can’t get over the movie adaptation turning Falkor into a fucking dog-worm.

xorollo@leminal.space on 24 May 13:51 collapse

Oh my gosh. Is there a book?!

TerHu@lemm.ee on 24 May 14:32 next collapse

yes and my copy has the text in red and green ink depending on whether it’s describing reality of the fantasy world. it’s an awesome book!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf on 24 May 16:06 collapse

There are two books … ;-))

Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world on 24 May 18:14 collapse

Falkor wasn’t played by Anthony Head in the version I saw.

cosmictrickster@lemmy.world on 23 May 18:57 next collapse

And I shall call it Ron Perlman.

JoeBidet@lemmy.ml on 23 May 19:31 next collapse

It went extinct 5000y ago… so it has to be a reconstitution based on fossils…?

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world on 24 May 00:18 collapse

5000 years could mean bones rather then fossils.

dan69@lemmy.world on 23 May 21:29 next collapse

Is this the og Donkey from shork?

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world on 24 May 14:12 collapse

Yes

tetris11@feddit.uk on 23 May 21:41 next collapse

Seems like a chill dude I could go for a drink with

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 May 22:31 next collapse

He’s on a good trip

flango@lemmy.eco.br on 23 May 23:40 next collapse

GNU

rustydomino@lemmy.world on 24 May 01:49 collapse

Definitely not UNIX 😬

Litebit@lemmy.world on 24 May 01:17 next collapse

So it’s a predator?

andybytes@programming.dev on 24 May 05:41 next collapse

Beat me to it. I was like pretty soon it’s gonna start eating you.

Stamau123@lemmy.world on 24 May 17:35 collapse

Preys upon grass

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 24 May 06:52 next collapse

There’s a shadow on the wall… 🎶

literallyacat@lemmy.ml on 24 May 10:12 next collapse

I wonder if its panoramic vision overlaps in the front since the eyes are too close

[deleted] on 24 May 14:51 collapse

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RangerJosey@lemmy.ml on 24 May 14:48 next collapse

Nature of Predators.

I get why they were scared now.

Arkthos@pawb.social on 24 May 17:18 collapse

I did not expect a NoP reference here, but nevertheless it was what I immediately thought about seeing this image lmao.

Imagine a poor venlil born with this defect.

RangerJosey@lemmy.ml on 24 May 22:50 collapse

Not having access to NoP anymore was the worse part of being permabanned from reddit. I love it.

Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee on 24 May 17:27 next collapse

It looks like it was drawn by a furry artist who specializes in particularly perverted characters. I love it!

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 May 18:45 collapse

“It’s just my artstyle!!111”

Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee on 24 May 20:07 collapse

Pervgoat is in the prowl for more pussy after being released for his third public indecency offense.

Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world on 24 May 18:11 next collapse

Dude looks shifty af

wanderwisley@lemm.ee on 24 May 19:25 collapse

When the edible hits you to hard…