i just wanna live
from fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 30 Mar 14:21
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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 14:44 next collapse

I used to live in an apartment they sometimes showed up in and if I went to take a shower and one of them was in the tub, I would leave. The bathroom was occupied.

Jerkface@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 17:17 next collapse

How about knocking first? Rude.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 30 Mar 17:52 collapse

A locust flew into my bedroom one summer night. Large, brown, scuttling winged thing with the mass of a tennis ball (exaggeration).

I quietly exited the room and slept in the bathtub. I carefully went one-by-one through my things during the day but I could never locate it, only hear it buzzing somewhere.

I slept in the bathtub for three nights before I my roommate came and flushed it out. By then I was ready to move out.

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 14:50 next collapse

These little dudes can move 1.3 feet per second which is absolutely insane

wander1236@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 14:55 next collapse

Gonna take a long time to move all their feet

casmael@lemm.ee on 30 Mar 16:09 collapse

Yeah the trick is you gotta decide which order you’re going with first

Madison420@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 17:26 collapse

Weirdly enough there are studies about how millipedes and centipedes move their feet.

researchgate.net/…/314595753_Understanding_the_Lo…

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de on 31 Mar 10:45 collapse

oh yeah my dad told me his mechatronics thesis was about building a robot that has legs and moves like a spider … so, almost centipede. he told me they also looked at centipedes just for reference.

lena@gregtech.eu on 30 Mar 15:24 collapse

Conversion from freedom units 🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅 to metric 🌍🌏 please

philthi@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 15:36 next collapse

396mm/s.

Which is like 396/1000 of a meter!

BakerBagel@midwest.social on 30 Mar 15:37 next collapse

No

CluckN@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 15:48 next collapse

2 5$ Footlongs a second

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 30 Mar 17:42 next collapse

Not American, but this actually helped.

YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 21:22 collapse

Wait what? $5 footlongs are only like 6.5 inches long? Not that there’s anything wrong with that length. It’s above average really.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 15:51 next collapse

Roughly 31 degrees centimeters

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network on 30 Mar 23:16 collapse

40cm/s or 1.4km/h

yesman@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 15:03 next collapse

Maybe if they could wear a suit and say thank you once in a while.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 15:49 next collapse

Seriously, they have the arms but they don’t have the cards.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 30 Mar 17:41 collapse

And they horde their rich minerals all to themselves, when they could just ask us to look after it for them. Maybe.

BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca on 30 Mar 16:10 next collapse

If they just smiled more they’d be so pretty!

Comment105@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 16:07 collapse

They should try to be dapper like Cho’gath.

notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 16:59 collapse

probably my favorite post for the month:)

dditty@lemm.ee on 30 Mar 15:20 next collapse

I will catch and release spiders outside but centipedes all get the boot. They are just too fast

AsheHole@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 03:37 collapse

When I found out that these guys ate spiders as a kid I was super upset I needed to pick sides in the bug war. I chose spiders specifically because I didn’t trust anything that ran away from me that fast. The spiders didn’t have anything to hide.

Limitless_screaming@kbin.earth on 30 Mar 15:38 next collapse

I honestly wouldn't care if it stayed at one or two of them, but I know if I leave these things and treat them as pets I will get an infestation in no time.

And with each new one the chances of me feeling one of them walk on my arm increases, and I am not letting that happen.

socsa@piefed.social on 30 Mar 17:45 collapse

They are also territorial and won't actually eliminate a roach infestation because they will kill each other long before they reach sufficient density to make a difference.

Limitless_screaming@kbin.earth on 30 Mar 20:50 collapse

Meh, don't need them to end an infestation. Just killing the few roaches that might exist somewhere around is enough to pay their rent.

If I find one close to my face on the other hand, the place it considered territory would be wiped off the map. It would become an endangered species.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 15:58 next collapse

Now I have Good Charlotte playing in my head.

OceanSoap@lemmy.ml on 30 Mar 16:01 next collapse

Every time i see one I have the intense urge to vomit.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Mar 16:23 next collapse

what animal is that?

JehovasThickness@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 16:26 next collapse

House centipede

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Mar 18:40 collapse

I’ve had spiders and stuff but never a centipede

Ephera@lemmy.ml on 30 Mar 22:57 collapse

Same. What we refer to as “centipedes” also looks a lot more like millipedes with less legs. So, their body is longer and the legs shorter.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 31 Mar 07:27 collapse

well yes I’ve seen centipedes before in the garden but never inside as far as I remember

j_elgato@leminal.space on 30 Mar 18:27 collapse

The Devil’s Eyebrow

JehovasThickness@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 16:25 next collapse

I saw my first house centipede yesterday. It was kinda cute.

Bonus@lemm.ee on 30 Mar 17:11 next collapse

I miss r/WhatsThisBug

:(

Also, being able to post images, etc. (guess I am starting to be able to on instances I have joined (just got here in recent weeks))

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Mar 17:58 next collapse

Why wouldnt posting images work?

missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 30 Mar 18:34 collapse

Disabled on lemm.ee due to abuse I believe, gotta upload it somewhere else and post the link.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Mar 18:46 collapse

Oh i see :/

Bonus@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 02:21 collapse

Oh, I don’t quite understand fully yet. I was able to post images and gifs in one place, not in others. So, I don’t think it’s a lemm.ee issue but maybe wherever I’m posting, there are different limitations. When I tried to post an image here, it failed.

fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Mar 21:23 next collapse

Be the change you want to see! Or post on !entomology@mander.xyz ;)

Bonus@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 02:23 collapse

Good idea. I may start one something at some point but I don’t know anything about bugs so I learned a lot over there. All those ID subs were great. Thanks for the entomology suggestion. I’ll definitely check it out.

fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 31 Mar 02:34 collapse

!whatsthisbug@lemmy.ml

!whatsthisbug@lemm.ee

!whatsthisinsect@reddthat.com

!whatsthisbug@sopuli.xyz

!idmybug@reddthat.com

!bugidentification@lemmy.world

🦋🐛🐜🐝🪲

Bonus@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 03:00 next collapse

Ha, for everything we’ve lost from there, we have redundancies here.

Thank you very much! I obviously still have a lot of looking around to do.

remon@ani.social on 31 Mar 20:09 collapse

Thanks, I subscibed to a couple of those.

I can help out with spiders and related stuff!

!spiders@lemmy.world

fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 01 Apr 01:06 collapse
flora_explora@beehaw.org on 31 Mar 07:44 collapse

Are you on iNaturalist yet? It’s similar in that you can try to identify all kinds of organisms that get uploaded and you never run out of new ones :)

Bonus@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 10:01 collapse

No, I guess those subs I slowly got interested in but I really haven’t been proactive about looking for other sources. I’ll definitely check it out. Thanks.

Gerudo@lemm.ee on 30 Mar 17:15 next collapse

I don’t have a phobia of bugs, but centipedes really do make my skin crawl.

tacobellhop@midwest.social on 30 Mar 18:03 next collapse

I think this is deep in the dna of all mammals from like 100 million years ago

nomy@lemmy.zip on 30 Mar 18:25 next collapse

I have a strong dislike of centipedes as well. One time years ago I had a terrible dream that a large centipede (one of those big jungle ones) was crawling all over my body. As it raced down my arm I slapped at it, with a jolt of pain my arm went instantly numb as it bit me.

I startled myself awake to realize I was laying on my arm and it had gone completely asleep and was numb. Still one of the scariest dreams I’ve ever had haha.

flora_explora@beehaw.org on 31 Mar 07:42 collapse

What? Why would it be? I think humans are scared of anything that surprises them or that they cannot immediately understand what it’ll do. But why centipedes in general? I’ve never had any fear of them, unlike other arthropods that moved more erratically and faster.

tacobellhop@midwest.social on 31 Mar 10:57 collapse

Because humans inherented the fears from all the mammals before primates

chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 18:29 next collapse

Centipedes are scary because they have so many legs and they scurry very fast with incredible agility. In general I think we feel a revulsion to small critters with that kind of speed and agility. But if they’re too small (fly sized or smaller) then it’s more annoyance than revulsion.

The many legs thing is a real mystery though! I think it might be some kind of proxy for venomous critters, as spiders and centipedes have more legs than insects and also tend to be more venomous (apart from some Hymenopterans).

monotremata@lemmy.ca on 30 Mar 21:07 collapse

I dunno, silverfish are smaller than flies, but they still give me that revulsion response.

YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 21:16 collapse

Me too. What’s up with that? Gnats too.

monotremata@lemmy.ca on 31 Mar 00:27 collapse

I think they move too smoothly. I think it’s maybe a combination of the “ew, tiny things are parasites” and the “ew, smooth-moving things are snakes” responses, even though neither of those is appropriate for the silverfish itself. I think that’s part of what happens with the house millipedes, too.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 18:34 collapse

Wish I hadn’t boost the wife cheating with a centipede copy paste for this thread

Bytemeister@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 17:30 next collapse

They are fascinating little creatures. They have a bunch of stripes on them, even across their legs. They eat dangerous house pests. They are venomous, but their “bites” are less irritating than a mosquito bite. They also don’t technically bite, they envenomate using two modified legs.

Zidane@sh.itjust.works on 30 Mar 17:35 next collapse

These mother fuckers would sometimes drop on me and my father. Creepy fast little fuckers man

FreakinSteve@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 17:44 next collapse

In a related story: I met with my new housecleaning service a few days ago and told them I had one very special request: DO NOT DISTURB THE SPIDERS IN OUR BEDROOM!! They are my mosquito-munching pets; just mop the floor under them.

raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 00:21 collapse

I love house spiders

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca on 30 Mar 19:04 next collapse

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jaschen@lemm.ee on 30 Mar 19:20 next collapse

When I first moved to Taiwan, I rented an Airbnb for 3.months to find my footing in the city.

One night I slipped into bed and felt the most painful bite I have ever felt in my life. My entire leg then proceeds to swell up and puss on the site where the centipede bit.

I would rather have the cockroach.

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Mar 19:21 next collapse

Step 1: Obtain Cat

Step 2: Show the cat your roach infestation

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit? MEOW?

(Good for getting rid of mice, doesn’t do much against roaches… 🤷‍♂️ At least the cat is warm to hold when I’m sad)

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world on 30 Mar 19:44 next collapse

I said this the last time this was posted and I’m saying it again

“THEN MAYBE DON’T MOVE SO FUCKING FAST IT ACTIVATES MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE!!!”

nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br on 30 Mar 22:35 next collapse

Sometimes I try to imagine a giant version running around in a proportionally fast speed. That really activates my fight or flight response

Agent641@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 04:25 collapse

Size of a bus, thundering down the freeway at 450 miles an hour

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 12:59 collapse

Each leg causing a sonic boom with each step

kieron115@startrek.website on 30 Mar 23:21 next collapse

one of these creepy bastards got inside of my soap dispenser brush thing for doing the dishes. just threw the entire brush away D=

ulterno@programming.dev on 31 Mar 09:17 collapse

If they weren’t fast enough, how would they catch the cockroaches?

Comment105@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 16:06 collapse

I can catch a lot of things if I sprint, but I don’t usually sprint from the couch to the kitchen.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today on 30 Mar 19:56 next collapse

Mfers expecting evolution to happen in direct observable scales…

cute_noker@feddit.dk on 30 Mar 22:03 next collapse

That bug has a voice when I read it in my head, and it is creepy as hell

notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 01:52 collapse
muhyb@programming.dev on 31 Mar 01:48 next collapse

I got stung by one of these once when I was staying at my high-school dormitory which was in the woods and away from city. Apparently it crawled into my slippers while I was sleeping so I had not idea this was going to happen. I wore my slippers and felt a certain pain afterwards. I still remember the hole it put into my foot.

It was not a house centipede but a regular wild one though.

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz on 31 Mar 09:46 collapse

my slovenly ass picked up my dirty t-shirt off the floor in Hawaii and some 30-cm monster came flying out and disappeared underneath the china cabinet, not sure why there was a china cabinet. took me awhile and some soothing from my unflappable lover to decide if I should be really freaking out.

muhyb@programming.dev on 31 Mar 11:04 collapse

That’s huge. I’m glad there is nothing like that here. Did you learn what was it?

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz on 31 Mar 11:16 collapse

no idea but probably just a common million-footed monster that will absolutely spicy bite. we got em in the U.S. midwest, but not quite so big. Ohio people are terrified of sprickets, giant harmless crickets, and they are just part of the dank basement ecosystem

2910000@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 09:25 next collapse

They should care! It could be a source of selection pressure

aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 10:18 collapse

yeah would be willing to believe people are more tolerant of e.g. jumping spiders than other kinds

explodicle@sh.itjust.works on 31 Mar 20:02 collapse

I like web spiders better. They stay in their spot, I stay out of their spot.

JokeDeity@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 09:59 next collapse

I’M PARANOID ABOUT THE PEOPLE I MEET

bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de on 31 Mar 10:48 next collapse

What Kind of animal is this?

alt_xa_23@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 10:58 collapse

House centipede

Karl@programming.dev on 31 Mar 11:04 collapse

does it bite

needanke@feddit.org on 31 Mar 11:07 next collapse

Yeah, Roaches

Mandarbmax@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 15:22 next collapse

It is harmless to people

pleasegoaway@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 15:39 next collapse

The centipedes at my mom’s house def bite, it’s very painful. Sometimes you need to go to the hospital.

Basically never walk around my mom’s house barefoot.

Comment105@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 16:00 collapse

Have you considered cleaning out the house and closing all the gaps?

I know a lot of these insect threads tend to disagree, but sealing a house and only letting in air through very fine meshes is 100% possible.

Every time I bring this up people start taking like spiders and bugs can phase through solid walls of wood and caulk.

While I have no understanding for that, I do however understand that poverty or mental or physical health issues can make it difficult to get your home to not be a gappy mess. Especially as renters have no authority to do that.

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 23:40 collapse

My reluctance isn’t that this isn’t doable, but the amount of effort it would take to inspect every external surface for small gaps. Cracks, for reasons of personal head cannon, seem much easier to identify. Both the attic and crawl space require a fair amount of persistence in tight, dark spaces with not the best of footing and air quality conditions that are tolerable in limit situations without mitigating equipment.

The roof is also another tricky spot. Definitely worth it for critter sized openings, but I’m not sure I can pull it off for bug sized.

With that said, I think most people will get a lot of bang for the time if they inspect doors, windows and search for cracks on the sidewalk along the foundation.

Akuji@leminal.space on 31 Mar 19:36 collapse

Nope!
Ackshually, it stings, its forcipules aren’t a part of its mouth 🤓
But when it comes to humans, it’s in reaction to a threat (someone mentioned being stung by one that hid inside their slippers: put yourself in the numerous shoes of a centipede, cornered by a giant fleshy thing invading the cozy place you just found…)
It would rather flee otherwise.

Karl@programming.dev on 01 Apr 01:46 collapse

put yourself in the numerous shoes of a centipede

that was funny

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 19:16 next collapse

My basement spiders get them. I love my basement spiders.

LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee on 01 Apr 01:06 next collapse

Instead of fumigation, can you breed them, release them in a house to kill all the cockroaches, then lure them back into their mobile home with food?

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works on 03 Apr 11:45 collapse

Same little guy. Same. Not the eating cockroaches tho, thanks but thats gross.