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from fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 15 Mar 18:05
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Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee on 15 Mar 19:04 next collapse

Dude, how else do you hope to even start comprehending everything else out there! Measuring it makes it even more beautiful

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de on 15 Mar 19:56 next collapse

Yeah because there are snakes and insects and herbs and stuff out there and we gotta know how they work and which ones are useful. We are just min maxing our survival strategy to a degree where it doesnt look like survival strategy anymore.

FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 15 Mar 20:06 collapse

Yep. Thank fuck we invented double blind RCTs.

Otherwise placebo effects might have us still convinced blood letting with leeches works.

Auntievenim@lemmy.world on 15 Mar 20:53 next collapse

What’s absolutely insane about it is that we literally got here by accident. Some homeopathic crank was selling diluted poison water to people, so he created a double blind test to prove his “medicine” was actually better than doing nothing and telling someone they would feel better, which ended up proving him absolutely wrong conclusively along with creating the wellspring of all medical advancement in the last century.

Behind the bastards did a series on the guy who invented this, and how he was a charlatan who’s only achievement was creating the means of proving himself wrong lmao Added a link if you want to check it out

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 15 Mar 21:48 next collapse

I mean, bloodletting is rarely a valid treatment, and leeches can be good for it. The issue was more that it was overprescribed.

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 00:03 collapse

Bloodletting was dismissed in the 1870s. The first double blind rct was 1943.

Additionally, we use leeches for certain situations.

In the last 25 years leech therapy has made a comeback in the area of microsurgery and reimplantation sur­gery. Hirudo medicinalis can secrete several biologically active substances including hyaluronidase, fibrinase, proteinase inhibitors, and hirudin, an anticoagulant.

The leech can help reduce venous congestion and prevent tissue necrosis. In this way it can be used in the postoperative care of skin grafts and reimplanted fingers, ears, and toes. Because of concern regarding second­ary infections a “mechanical leech” has been developed at the University of Wisconsin.

easily3667@lemmus.org on 16 Mar 14:19 collapse

Thanks professor, clearly we were wrong for thinking double blind is good if the leeches were dismissed without it.

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 16:44 collapse

Wow… You okay?

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 02:55 next collapse

I wanna control the sun

musubibreakfast@lemm.ee on 16 Mar 10:07 collapse

Close your eyes, that’s as close as you’ll get.

porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today on 16 Mar 10:26 collapse

Magnifying glass (you know, to burn stuff)?

musubibreakfast@lemm.ee on 16 Mar 10:42 next collapse

HERETIC!

porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today on 17 Mar 10:32 collapse

Open your eyes, Children of the Lense! Harness the power of the Unbridled Star!

musubibreakfast@lemm.ee on 17 Mar 13:24 collapse

IT IS GOD’S PROVIDENCE WHERE THE SUN SHINES. MAN IS NOT TO MEDDLE IN SUCH MATTERS! REPENT NOW OR FACE YOUR GOD IN MORTAL KOMBAT!

easily3667@lemmus.org on 16 Mar 14:18 collapse

That’s just re-aiming an inconsequential fraction of some of the sun’s waste energy. Not control.

BilboBargains@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 08:16 next collapse

We saw it and thought ‘we should invent a process that prevents us from falling prey to the naturalistic fallacy’.

porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today on 16 Mar 10:34 next collapse

Frickn white dudes, probly. I once saw an article by a Native American that read like: “We lived with the land, hunted during day, and had sex at night. Only White Man would think he could improve on that.”

Tattorack@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 11:55 next collapse

Hmm hm… And what preventable diseases did people die of? What was the percentage of child death? How many people died from infection due to injury?

Also, blaming this on “white dudes” is throwing every other civilization that developed medicine, farming, and housing under the bus.

JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org on 16 Mar 23:05 collapse

Careful with the noble savage fallacy. Europe was constantly ravaged by disease due to animal domestication, in ways the Americas were not. Many Native American civilizations created insane mathematical, ecological, and civil wonders during their existences. They 100% would have used double-blind studies if they had any major reason to advance medicine prior to Europeans bringing plagues.

porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today on 17 Mar 10:27 collapse

You mean like permaculture and irrigation? Yeah, that stuff was dope. Should I have put ‘/s’ at the end of my comment to make it clear that, whilst true, I wasn’t defending a position?

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 11:00 next collapse

I’m sorry, I gotta downvote this one, those trials save lives and make it possible to manage diseases that would otherwise cripple us.

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 12:11 collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8558b783-6170-42a1-a230-1ba49d0bd611.jpeg">

How’s this?

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 12:43 collapse

YES!

YEEESS!

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 12:44 collapse

So far I have never excited anyone this much in my entire life

easily3667@lemmus.org on 16 Mar 14:16 collapse

That’s what your wife told us all

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 19:12 collapse

I wish I had a wife

Edit: don’t tell my boyfriend

easily3667@lemmus.org on 17 Mar 02:36 collapse

☹️

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee on 16 Mar 13:12 next collapse

whoever wrote this has no idea what those words mean. they could have picked a million things scarier than that, and more confusing. quote some fuckin tax code

blackbrook@mander.xyz on 16 Mar 15:06 next collapse

That looks like an image from a pharmaceutical commercial, so I’d say it’s a little late for that.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 19:43 next collapse

Things to look forward to as you get older: You will understand fewer and fewer random things on the Internet.

And009@lemmynsfw.com on 17 Mar 03:00 collapse

Amen

phoenixz@lemmy.ca on 16 Mar 21:00 next collapse

Yeah, no.

Humans saw measles, hunger, suffering, etc and decided to come up with science. Double blind trials and all are part of that to make it better and more reliable.

I get this is a meme, but this is kinda out there

Darkmoon_UK@lemm.ee on 16 Mar 21:32 next collapse

Trash post.

projektilski@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 22:20 next collapse

I’m sorry but this is horse shit. Double blind tests are there for a reason. It’s clear that OP does not understand how useful blind tests are and ist scientific purpose. He is probably an audiophile who was told that speaker wire do not make a difference when he bought overpriced cables :D

fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 22:33 next collapse

It’s an absurdist joke. X)

psivchaz@reddthat.com on 17 Mar 10:42 collapse

Yeah but have you seen the state of things? One man’s absurdist joke is apparently another man’s deeply held belief right now.

fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Mar 12:22 collapse

:( 4chan why did you become this

And009@lemmynsfw.com on 17 Mar 02:59 collapse

I too prefer 32 core copper cable with 99% purity, sugar coated for reduced emf and distortion.

lefaucet@slrpnk.net on 17 Mar 03:29 next collapse

Well, after we ate that bowl of flowers and got the runs for 3 days straight, killing Bob, we wondered to which flowers are the toxic ones

HiddenLychee@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 17:01 collapse

Dude these comments are a bunch of buzz kills