True Romance
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 14 Feb 16:13
https://mander.xyz/post/24997065

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eldavi@lemmy.ml on 14 Feb 16:19 next collapse

sort of like 2 versatile tops, but no pregnancy. lol

anhkagi@jlai.lu on 14 Feb 16:43 next collapse

whereas snails just stab the other with a bone made specifically for this, to prevent the other to dissolve the sperm bag it just accepted.

(and of course the one how stabbed first will definitely dissolve the sperm bag)

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 15 Feb 10:17 collapse

why not just have both be pregnant smh?

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 16:55 next collapse

Does the winner or the loser of the penis fencing get pregnant?

themeatbridge@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 17:33 next collapse

Both are trying to stab the other. The one that gets stabbed gets pregnant.

Which is the winner and the loser depends on personal preference.

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Feb 17:48 collapse

The non-pregnant parent wins, because they get the same genetic payoff but don’t have to spend the resources.

SVcross@lemmy.world on 15 Feb 15:25 collapse

Oh baby, I wanna lose to you so badly

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz on 14 Feb 17:41 next collapse

“Frotting” is the porn search term

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 21:42 collapse

I want to see a strap on fight where the person whose strap on falls off first bottoms

(This wouldnt work bc everyone on the internet is a bottom, but let me indulge in the fantasy

FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 15 Feb 15:50 next collapse

@Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com your username takes on a whole new meaning 🤣

Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 15 Feb 16:02 collapse

Lmao, this is the way… 😂

xia@lemmy.sdf.org on 16 Feb 01:25 collapse

[citation needed]