Consider the following...
from fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 17 Mar 23:35
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/40224394

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starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml on 18 Mar 00:52 next collapse

Hell yeah I just was down voted by the green lawn cucks for saying this. “Where did the bugs go?” You are killing them you fucks.

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world on 18 Mar 01:24 collapse

You were downvoted for making assumptions about the person you were responding to. All they did was make a lamentful comment about the state of nature, and you came in accusing them of having (or being supportive of having?) a pesticided lawn with automatic sprinkler system. Then you seemed to doubledown on blaming everybody else of shirking personal responsibility, while avoiding giving a straight-forward answer to the simple question of if the “we” in your quote “we completely fucked up the environment” also applied to yourself.

starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml on 18 Mar 01:48 collapse

Wow thats pretty cool too bad it doesn’t change anything and all those cookies cutter dick bags are still killing the environment, but you know at least they wear Patagonia and drive teslas. And no I don’t have a lawn im not a removed farmer.

can@sh.itjust.works on 18 Mar 02:03 next collapse

Lmao your instance doesn’t even let you be the asshole you’re trying to be

And no I don’t have a lawn im not a removed farmer.

starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml on 18 Mar 02:07 collapse

Yeah that’s new usually they just ban me.

can@sh.itjust.works on 18 Mar 02:15 collapse

Lemmy.ml has a broad slur filter. By signing up there you can’t use or view any. All removed.

Try to say bitch. A female dog.

[deleted] on 18 Mar 02:19 next collapse

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starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml on 18 Mar 02:22 collapse

Now i need a new instance.

Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world on 18 Mar 03:53 collapse

No the preference would be that you just leave the platform and go back to Twitter or whatever cesspool you came from

saltesc@lemmy.world on 18 Mar 02:11 collapse

Omg. You’re like a unicorn.

Stay there, I need to screenshot this.

starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml on 18 Mar 02:13 collapse

Get my horn in the photo .
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Cyclist@lemmy.world on 18 Mar 01:40 next collapse

It would feel pokey.

RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world on 18 Mar 03:23 next collapse

Seriously. Fuck lawns. They’re so dumb.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 18 Mar 05:56 next collapse

!nolawns@slrpnk.net

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 18 Mar 10:37 collapse

counterpoint: non-monoculture lawns
We don’t have the practice of torturing our lawns here, so they have a bunch of species and in the spring you’ll see random flowers popping out :D

stupidcasey@lemmy.world on 18 Mar 04:07 next collapse

Ok, I’m touching a 400c geyser 4,000 metres under the ocean, now what?

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 18 Mar 07:13 collapse

Now get to a medical facility, but make sure not to surface too rapidly or you might get gas bubbles in your joints, blood or spinal chord.

desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Mar 04:09 next collapse

biodiversity isn’t anywhere nearly as uniform or releasing of death scream chemicals when cut to a uniform length.

blady_blah@lemmy.world on 18 Mar 06:59 next collapse

Nah, grass is way more comfortable to sit on.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Mar 07:48 next collapse

Ah yeah

Get that moss under my feet bro

That shit is PLUSH

Nursery2787@lemmy.ml on 21 Mar 03:10 collapse

Can’t even convince my relative that clovers are good for the grass