It’s been 14,000 years since a creature was born with the ability to reach that deep or a proper fear of what they will find if they do. Environmental pressure is a hell of a driver of evolution.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
on 06 Dec 21:58
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even… what the fuck is that creepy fish thing?
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
on 08 Dec 00:22
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Dread Cthulu looks upon an anglerfish and burbles - “Dude, you good?”
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
on 06 Dec 23:22
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If it hasn’t met another living creature in 14,000 years, can it really say it’s the baddest thing around?
Sure it says it could kick my ass, but if it’s so confident why doesn’t it come up here and prove it? Bitch ass horror from the deep…
It’s been 14,000 years since a creature was born with the ability to reach that deep or a proper fear of what they will find if they do. Environmental pressure is a hell of a driver of evolution.
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even… what the fuck is that creepy fish thing?
Dread Cthulu looks upon an anglerfish and burbles - “Dude, you good?”
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Ooh I didn’t know you could embed an image and have it as the display “text” for another link
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Overlay the video of this with the audio of that bear opening a car door.
“What the fuck?! What the fuuuck?!”
then you bring them to the surface and they explode into a pile of gelatin