longiboie
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 22 Apr 23:50
https://mander.xyz/post/28632388

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rockerface@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 00:03 next collapse

Winged? Where’s my flamethrower

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 00:20 next collapse

Arent most cockroaches winged?

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org on 23 Apr 01:23 next collapse

So you're saying it's going to be have to be napalm

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 01:40 collapse

I’ve never learned kung fu as fast as I have the times that a giant cockroach has made its appearance on my lanai.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 02:24 collapse

Idk why but this sounds like a plausible Golden Girls reference.

chloroken@lemmy.ml on 23 Apr 12:40 collapse

Cockroaches are insects. Insects have wings. Very, very few exceptions.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 23 Apr 11:02 collapse

Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!

KingJalopy@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 00:27 next collapse

I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again…

You’re holding a roach.

Stop that.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 23 Apr 00:31 next collapse

“The roach, of course, is called so because it resembles a cockroach.”

“What the fuck? This guy’s outta his mind… A joint roach doesn’t look anything like a fucking cockroach!”

bulwark@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 00:39 next collapse

THIS. IS. MY. LAST. RESORT.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 23 Apr 01:57 collapse

SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING.

DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF I HAVE A LONG PENIS.

swab148@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 03:01 collapse

sick guitar riff

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 23 Apr 04:47 collapse

flapping in the wind

Goretantath@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 01:35 next collapse

It literaly has a penis design in its wing XD

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 13:07 collapse

Heh, yeah, it does xD

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 23 Apr 01:58 next collapse

The only roach infestation I might be okay with. Maybe.

psx_crab@lemmy.zip on 23 Apr 02:50 next collapse

You feel like you’re going to have a…good time?

sunoc@sh.itjust.works on 23 Apr 03:58 next collapse

[…] longipennis is found in [redacted]

Where is it??? Where did the long penis go??

rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Apr 12:29 collapse

Colombia, Ecuador, and Peru.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaloblatta_longipennis

undeffeined@lemmy.ml on 23 Apr 04:38 next collapse

It really cuts my gears into pieces reading posts like this where people just take things without checking. My last resort is to go search if its true.

IDGAF if it looks like penis, the Latin name is Megaloblatta longipennis. Longi is the inflexion of longus which means long. Pennis is the inflection of penna which can mean feather, wing or fin.

So “longwings”

ClathrateG@hexbear.net on 23 Apr 04:50 next collapse

what’s the first sentence in the picture

undeffeined@lemmy.ml on 23 Apr 05:06 collapse

I can’t fucking read omg.

Still, its not long penis

Beetle@hexbear.net on 23 Apr 06:12 collapse

It’s a joke because it sounds similar

undeffeined@lemmy.ml on 23 Apr 07:14 collapse

Not many people know Latin and will most likely actually think it means long penis. Wanted to provide actual information.

Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 07:58 next collapse

So… Biggus diccus?

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works on 24 Apr 14:12 collapse

Long penis go burrrrr

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de on 23 Apr 06:51 collapse

this post was a three-hit combo, but then somebody decided to perform comedy homicide. We need an amputation, stat!

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de on 23 Apr 06:52 next collapse
MBM@lemmings.world on 23 Apr 07:23 collapse

That’s just the rule of Tumblr screenshots, you always have to include one reply too many

rockerface@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 07:40 collapse

Need to end the string with a null character