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sbv@sh.itjust.works on 26 Mar 23:24 next collapse

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 26 Mar 23:26 next collapse

Sorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works on 27 Mar 00:50 next collapse

Depends on which lips he’s using.

hmonkey@lemy.lol on 27 Mar 02:39 next collapse

💋🪞

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net on 27 Mar 04:40 collapse

Came here just to make that joke!

deranger@sh.itjust.works on 26 Mar 23:51 next collapse

He’s a thirsty, thirsty man.

Combos!

MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al on 27 Mar 00:01 next collapse

Neils penis is a massive man meatier.

JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca on 27 Mar 00:37 next collapse

First I smashed pluto, now I’m coming for uranus.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 01:32 collapse

First I smashed pluto…

theangryseal@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 05:48 collapse

You can see the trauma in this pic. So sad.

Akasazh@feddit.nl on 27 Mar 10:54 collapse

#plutoo

jasonwnclife@lemm.ee on 27 Mar 00:52 next collapse

First solid out loud laugh I have had in a few days.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 01:30 collapse

Here’s to many more then!

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 27 Mar 01:21 next collapse

He’s hopelessly attracted to black holes

And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon

DeusUmbra@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 01:27 next collapse

But… I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!

Ste41th@lemmy.ml on 27 Mar 01:51 collapse

Probably talk shit

zedgeist@lemm.ee on 27 Mar 01:40 next collapse

Roses are red
Violets are violet
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Should sometimes stay quiet

(not mine; stolen from somewhere)

ColdWater@lemmy.ca on 27 Mar 02:17 next collapse

Dude chill, at least give me time to prepare myself first

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 05:25 next collapse

I’ll take Urmum next.

alykanas@slrpnk.net on 27 Mar 09:12 next collapse

You know he saying to himself “Pretty good, Neil, pretteeeeee guhd”

[deleted] on 27 Mar 10:59 collapse