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from MataVatnik@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz on 24 Dec 13:15
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MataVatnik@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 13:16 next collapse

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Etterra@discuss.online on 24 Dec 13:42 next collapse

Literalist: The volume of the container is ~50% water.

Fermion@feddit.nl on 24 Dec 13:57 next collapse

What’s in the uncharacterized volume?

saltesc@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 13:58 collapse

There’s no approximation in literalism! If that glass isn’t a beaker, you find the nearest means to measure and.go to town. I’ll accept 1 thumb length of water to ait at 1 thumb length minus the thickness of a bank card and driver’s licence…

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 13:46 next collapse

My mother in-law is a lab scientist. She says this is accurate.

MataVatnik@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 14:23 collapse

You don’t even know the half of it

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 24 Dec 16:19 collapse

I think they do know half of it.

nous@programming.dev on 24 Dec 13:46 next collapse

That beaker does not look half full to me. Many like 1/3rd full, or at least somewhere between that and half full.

IcyToes@sh.itjust.works on 24 Dec 13:50 collapse

The pedant

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Dec 13:51 next collapse

I just watched this so i have to post here youtu.be/0EytSWiKrFg

madthumbs@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 13:52 next collapse

After a long romp, a fairly new g/f went into my kitchen, grabbed a 1 gal bottle of white vinegar from the fridge, poured herself a glass and tried to chugged it while I was still in bed recovering. -She had the nerve to think I tried to poison her (for half a minute)!

Read and use labels. lol

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 24 Dec 14:07 next collapse

How much vinegar do you use???

madthumbs@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 14:20 collapse

It’s good for toilet bowl cleaner, weed killer (including poison ivy), wiping down a large cutting board (not used for meat), fruit and veg wash, descaling / removing water marks, rainbow stains or chrome / nickel residue in pans, it softens fabrics if added to laundry, is used for mayonnaise, salad dressings, sticky rice, deodorizing, and combined with baking soda has been the only thing that worked for a clogged drain. It’s also cheap in the gallon size and practically free for people on SNAP. (a lot)

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 24 Dec 14:58 next collapse

Oh, I use cleaner vinegar for that, it’s cheaper, but I don’t think you’re supposed to eat that. I guess just getting a jerrycan of edible vinegar makes sense.

zalgotext@sh.itjust.works on 24 Dec 14:59 collapse

That’s a lot of good reasons for keeping a large quantity of vinegar, but I think we’re still mystified as to why you keep it in the fridge

madthumbs@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 15:14 collapse

I don’t anymore, but… I liked it cold for some applications like canned spinach (cools that steaming pile of mushy green down). If I were to make things like mayonnaise with it, it keeps the ingredients in the safe temperature zone or gets them there faster.

zalgotext@sh.itjust.works on 25 Dec 02:46 collapse

Huh, yeah that makes a ton of sense. I’m gonna have to find a recipe for spinach canned with vinegar, that sounds fire

oxideseven@lemmy.ca on 24 Dec 14:19 next collapse

Why do you keep vinegar in the fridge? I keep the gallon jug in a cupboard and smaller container just on the counter

marcos@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 14:25 collapse

Why do you keep vinegar in the fridge?

Imagine the trouble if it rots!

oxideseven@lemmy.ca on 24 Dec 21:10 collapse

When does that happen? I’ve had vinegar for years…

marcos@lemmy.world on 25 Dec 20:34 collapse

At close to -1 weeks after it gets bottled.

MataVatnik@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 16:13 collapse

Loool, and do you keep sodium cyanide in your spice cabinet too?

madthumbs@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 16:44 collapse

Probably a good idea for the winter since fresh apricot seeds would be scarcer. j/k

MataVatnik@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 16:47 collapse

I like to call the sodium cyanide in my lab Almond Joy

hOrni@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 13:57 next collapse

Realist: Guys, I think this is piss.

MataVatnik@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 14:27 collapse

I keep piss bottles in my solvent cabinet

Speiser0@feddit.org on 24 Dec 14:02 next collapse

Ah, it’s this time of the year again. <img alt="linked-list" src="https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/a7031acb-8026-4eaa-a8c6-8506ea21c956.png"> (version 3)

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 24 Dec 14:52 collapse

Does this work?

If you looped it or created a doubly linked list what would happen?

zalgotext@sh.itjust.works on 24 Dec 14:55 next collapse

Either perpetual motion, or a very wet desk, no in-between

reinei@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 15:11 collapse

This particular version wouldn’t work because the exit point is not lower than the entry point so after a possible initial splash from the first glass the outside air would rush in from the top of the straw and thus push down the water to its own level again…

So sadly no singly linked lists without stairs!

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 24 Dec 20:26 collapse

That makes sense

I knew there had to be a catch

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Dec 14:11 next collapse

100% Full with 50% volume occupied by Dihydrogen monoxide molecules and 50% volume occupied by a mixture of molecules in gas form, colloquially refer as “air”, which contains, according to the statistical data recorded by analyzing the gas molecules in the air in the Earth’s Atmosphere, 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.04% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other trace gases.

🤓

(I have no idea what I’m saying lol)

oxideseven@lemmy.ca on 24 Dec 14:20 collapse

Scientific paper writer

BlackWalnut@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 14:25 next collapse

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

phdepressed@sh.itjust.works on 24 Dec 14:31 next collapse

Not if you need to stir it.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 24 Dec 14:48 next collapse

Backyard tinkerer and wannabe Engineer: I’ll just use this glass jar I used to drain some gas as the thing to drink my water now … this is water right?

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz on 24 Dec 14:52 next collapse

Bad Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Good Engineer: The glass is 66% full with a 25% safety margin.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io on 24 Dec 15:17 next collapse

This glass has a safety factor of 2

Re: good engineer: this is the thing that frustrates me amount marketing/labeling for travel mugs or cookware; the listed capacity is the absolute brim capacity not the practical capacity. Want to put 16 oz in a 16 oz mug you’re gonna have to sip 3 ounces out first in order to put the lid on. Want to serve 2 qt soup? Gotta use the 3 qt pot.

pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 21:43 collapse

Yes!! So unbelievably annoying. Okay. Thank you. The total volume of this cylinder is 473ml. What the fuck can I use this for?! What I want you to tell me: total volume and total practical volume. Dumb af

user1234@lemmynsfw.com on 24 Dec 16:29 collapse

Real engineer: it’s full. Approximately 50% water, and the rest air.

Nima@leminal.space on 24 Dec 15:39 next collapse

“The glass was built to the wrong specifications”

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io on 24 Dec 22:13 collapse

Glass functioning as intended. Any deficiencies that arise are due to the failure of the customer to provide appropriate design parameters.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 25 Dec 20:50 next collapse

Mechanic: The glass is not leaking. Returned to service.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Dec 17:36 collapse

a true engineer gets a mindworm and precisely calculates and trials the minimum size of glass needed to contain the liquid without spilling

CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 14:52 next collapse

It’s not ‘is the glass half full or half empty’.

The question is ‘why is the glass?’

Once you know this, the first question is easy to answer.

FatTony@lemm.ee on 24 Dec 14:58 next collapse

I thought the half full, half empty thing. Was about the flow of water. If you’re emptying the glass, at some point the glass will be half empty. If you fill the glass, at one point the glass will be half full.

psud@aussie.zone on 26 Dec 20:18 collapse

It’s a thought experiment with a static partly filled glass of water, it isn’t in a process. It is intended to show the different ways of describing the amount of water.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io on 24 Dec 15:08 next collapse

Engineer: the glass is underutilized/over-sized

Management: Lets hire a consultant to investigate the value proposition of downsizing glasses and discuss the results over a company expensed dinner.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 15:28 next collapse

People who call themselves realist tend to be pessimists.

VivianRixia@piefed.social on 24 Dec 15:30 next collapse

Scientist Russian Roulette: Drink the mystery breaker. They all have water, except for one that's hydroflouric acid.

[deleted] on 24 Dec 15:49 next collapse

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MataVatnik@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 16:08 next collapse

16M HNO3? Wouldn’t that be fuming?

Kroxx@lemm.ee on 24 Dec 16:36 collapse

It’s technically like 15.7M , it’s the highest concentration you can get before you hit fuming (~70wt% iirc). Although anything you do with it after makes it fume like crazy anyway.

Rubisco@slrpnk.net on 24 Dec 16:19 collapse

Sticky, Silky, and Danger Syrup! Sounds like a cool lab.

shoulderoforion@fedia.io on 24 Dec 16:55 next collapse

The beaker is always full, when it's half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 24 Dec 17:08 next collapse

The beaker is always full, when it’s half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL

Pedant

shoulderoforion@fedia.io on 24 Dec 17:27 collapse

technically correct, which is the best kind of correct

dvlsg@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 17:26 next collapse

But what if I pour vacuum into the beaker?

shoulderoforion@fedia.io on 24 Dec 17:29 next collapse

I'd like a bagel with everything

Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca on 24 Dec 21:08 collapse

Everything is busy at the moment, but i heard Satan is free.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Dec 17:37 collapse

a seitan bagel does sound interesting

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee on 24 Dec 20:39 next collapse

Full of vacuum

algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org on 24 Dec 22:44 collapse

Then it would be full of dust bunnies

lurker2718@lemmings.world on 24 Dec 20:30 next collapse

Hopefully, otherwise it may end bad: https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 25 Dec 05:17 collapse

for some reason that was never acceptable answer when I gave it. i think they were just jealous they didn’t think of it.

callyral@pawb.social on 24 Dec 17:13 next collapse

Topologist: that is a plate

stupidcasey@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 17:17 next collapse

Ahh found that label!:

99.985% Pure.

Nitrogen (N₂): 39%

Oxygen (O₂): 10.5%

Argon (Ar): 0.465%

Carbon dioxide (CO₂): 0.02%

Water (H₂O): 50%

ExFed@lemm.ee on 24 Dec 17:27 next collapse

Engineer: the glass is twice as big as in needs to be.

cosmictrickster@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 18:01 next collapse

Realist: who’s cleaning all these glasses?

MataVatnik@lemmy.world on 24 Dec 18:44 collapse

Fucking real

LMagicalus@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 Dec 22:26 next collapse

Obligatory xkcd

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 25 Dec 01:08 next collapse

Opportunistic Lab Intern:

“While you’re all debating if it’s half full or half empty I drank it. Now it’s empty.”

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 25 Dec 21:16 collapse

Turns out it was FOOF.