the wolves inside me

the wolves inside me
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 24 Jul 20:24
https://mander.xyz/post/34610122

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omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Jul 21:02 next collapse

Then issue extra hunting permits to help keep the deer population inside of you from getting out of control.

scapegarced@sopuli.xyz on 24 Jul 21:21 collapse

How do I get hunters inside me?

haywire7@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 22:06 next collapse

Tell them you value their beliefs?

Not_Dav3@lemmy.world on 25 Jul 08:40 collapse

DarkCloud@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 21:25 next collapse

This should have been the premise of inside out. A kid learning how the world is, having to figure it into their inner sense of the world, and finding out doing so aged and matured them. Doing so well got them respect, but every now and then there’d be fall back, unresolvable problems, and things that upset them and they needed comfort from.

Not_Dav3@lemmy.world on 25 Jul 08:37 collapse

That’s a good premise but at this point it sounds like a completely different movie.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world on 25 Jul 14:04 collapse

The Matrix 5: Heart Of The Swarm.

plinky@hexbear.net on 24 Jul 21:57 next collapse

there are lotka and volterra inside you <img alt="doggirl-smart" src="https://hexbear.net/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fchapo.chat%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F45e26041-453d-48ff-8a88-10d41b420b39.png">

Collatz_problem@hexbear.net on 24 Jul 23:16 collapse

Good names for wolves.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jul 22:24 next collapse

That you, Yellowstone old buddy?

match@pawb.social on 24 Jul 22:36 next collapse

[the town inside me]

very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net on 24 Jul 23:26 next collapse

My psychologist told me they were trained in IFS, internal farm systems therapy

brianary@lemmy.zip on 25 Jul 01:10 next collapse

This is Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol.

Geodad@lemmy.world on 25 Jul 04:13 next collapse

Fuck the ranchers. Cattle are a large part of climate change.

lvxferre@mander.xyz on 25 Jul 04:23 next collapse

I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.

Krudler@lemmy.world on 25 Jul 04:34 collapse

Well this sounds like an easy one to deal with if you care

Just trick them into eating each other’s faces dude what’s the problem man

lvxferre@mander.xyz on 25 Jul 05:20 collapse

If you try to trick Laziness, then Hyperactivity eats your face. And vice versa. They claim dibs on fucking with each other.

Krudler@lemmy.world on 25 Jul 23:22 collapse

Yeah but is this one of the monkeys talking, running interference?

lvxferre@mander.xyz on 26 Jul 07:06 collapse

More like both talking at the same time. In a huge cacophony.

individual@toast.ooo on 25 Jul 05:26 next collapse

one wolf is gay

the other wolf is gay

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world on 25 Jul 06:06 next collapse

One wolf is straight

The other is gay

I am bisexual

RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Jul 17:42 collapse

(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

propter_hog@hexbear.net on 25 Jul 18:23 collapse

Sexy time with inner self ensues

wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Jul 07:11 next collapse

Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.

enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Jul 07:50 next collapse

As always, relevant XKCD. xkcd.com/1471/

ilost7489@lemmy.ca on 25 Jul 15:06 next collapse

Solution: wolf airstrike

KiWilly@lemmy.myserv.one on 25 Jul 15:14 collapse

Guys hi, just looking for some support share, a Fantasy Adventure Story, for all ages and just some entertain with some storyes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVIvQ1wsgg - maybe you are curious