Who is the enemy?
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 09:59
https://mander.xyz/post/36900685

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airbreather@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 10:05 next collapse

Apples unite them all

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 10:05 next collapse

Psychologists hate cigars

thessnake03@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:38 next collapse

What did you say about my mother?

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 18:55 collapse

takes a long drag

I was thinking about your dad actually.

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 22:42 collapse

Except Freud who famously loved them

Lembot_0004@discuss.online on 29 Aug 10:05 next collapse

Game programmers hate graphical designers.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io on 29 Aug 10:21 next collapse

What if graphic design is my passion?

Skua@kbin.earth on 29 Aug 10:31 collapse

Then WordArt loves you too

traches@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 10:54 next collapse

Web devs too

mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz on 29 Aug 11:36 collapse

everyone hates web devs

Septimaeus@infosec.pub on 29 Aug 15:41 collapse

especially other web devs

TheKracken@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:09 collapse

And we hate game designers

alzymologist@sopuli.xyz on 29 Aug 10:14 next collapse

dentists hate sugar drinks (I’m with them on this one) ophthalmologists hate screens urologists hate themselves

janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 11:43 collapse

I thought you meant window screens for a second and was picturing some kind of weird eye injury epidemic involving enthusiastically looking out windows

alzymologist@sopuli.xyz on 29 Aug 12:38 collapse

It’s actually almost a thing - in Moscow State University, during world cup a decade ago, lazer show was projected right onto students dorm. Not that students didn’t protest, it’s just those who did were taken by police. Not to mention that many students had babies, and few were fans of loud noises or football for that matter. Fortunately these people were smart enough to save their eyes. Oh, good old stories from hell.

lvxferre@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 10:18 next collapse

Cardiologists hate deep-fried food.

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 15:37 next collapse
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 17:06 collapse

Really? I feel like doctors really love all the stuff that they tell people not to do.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 10:20 next collapse

Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys

massive_bereavement@fedia.io on 29 Aug 10:21 next collapse

Ornithologists hate cats.

shatterling@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 11:26 next collapse

Simple, common bird appreciators too

protist@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 12:00 collapse

Don’t forget reptile and insect appreciators, we also hate cats

myotheraccount@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:05 collapse

Not to forget a lot of cats, who also hate cats

littlewonder@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 13:57 next collapse

Cats or people who allow their cats to be outdoors?

massive_bereavement@fedia.io on 30 Aug 19:43 collapse

Yeah, I reread my comment and it can be interpreted either way, but it is definitely the second one.

There are also cats that wouldn't even catch a cold, but the issue is mostly with either stray cats or those that are allowed out.

clif@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 21:39 collapse

Me too

massive_bereavement@fedia.io on 29 Aug 10:23 next collapse

And anyone in a field related to studying living creatures in nature hate pesticides/herbicides.
Because pesticides harm everything that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the pesticide.

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 13:09 collapse

Same thing with lead shot accumulating in large birds.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 16:58 collapse

Wait, so the lead shots imbed in the animals that eat the lead shot large birds? And again for the animals that eat the animals that eat the lead shot large birds?

riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 19:48 next collapse

Is that… me?

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 20:25 collapse

If an animal gets shot with lead, survives and runs away, there is now a wounded animal or an animal carcass containing lead somewhere in the wild.
If it is wounded or freshly dead a carnivore will eat it and accumulate lead. That may be large carnivore or a smaller carnivore that later gets eaten by a bigger one. Birds tend to have stronger stomach acid that most mammals, allowing them to dissolve the lead better.
Vultures having it the worst as they will eat any carcass and have the strongest acid.

Maultasche@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 10:29 next collapse

Ents also hate Orcs

ik5pvx@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 11:27 next collapse

Who downvoted you? Saruman himself?

SPRUNT@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 22:16 collapse

It legit took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn’t talking about the tree people.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 10:30 next collapse

  • Religion and Neo-Liberalism hate science
  • Big corporations hate ad- and trackerblocker
  • Drug barons hate legalizing
  • Dictators and nazis hate the truth
  • Developers hate Product Managers
  • Linux users hate systemd
over_clox@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 10:33 next collapse

  • Mechanics hate Engineers
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com on 29 Aug 10:39 collapse

Engineers hate architects

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de on 29 Aug 12:33 next collapse

i love systemd

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 15:15 next collapse

You fail the test.

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 22:43 collapse

I love systemd too but I can’t remember how to use journald :(

hactar42@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 16:16 collapse

I hated Product Managers as first but learned how they can be a valuable asset. Especially when dealing with customers or executives. They can handle all the crap throw at us and just filter down what we need know.

Corn@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 10:41 next collapse

EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.

JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org on 29 Aug 10:55 next collapse

Why do they hate the decorative throw rugs?

TomMasz@piefed.social on 29 Aug 11:01 next collapse

Slip and fall danger.

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de on 29 Aug 11:11 next collapse

I know 2 people that both had an accident this way. One tore off a tendon around the knee, the other fractured their hand from trying to cushion their fall. And I don’t know that many people.

TomMasz@piefed.social on 29 Aug 11:13 collapse

Yeah, people don't realize you can add non-slip materials to the bottom to minimize the risk.

riskable@programming.dev on 29 Aug 16:18 collapse

Ugh, if only that worked for longer than like a month.

Eventually all these materials you can throw under throw rugs to make them stickier end up failing. Catastrophically.

Make sure to get a throw rug that has the non-slip feature sewn in. Make sure it’s nice and heavy too and never put it in the dryer (it’ll ruin the non-slip part). You should probably air dry throw rugs anyway, actually 🤷

bunkyprewster@startrek.website on 29 Aug 12:11 next collapse

Fell on a throw rug yesterday

riskable@programming.dev on 29 Aug 16:15 collapse

The rug threw you. That’s why they’re called that!

binarytobis@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 17:59 collapse

Some real TIL gems in this thread.

icelimit@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 11:32 next collapse

Get receive rugs instead, got it

fox@hexbear.net on 29 Aug 12:28 collapse

Extremely common trip and fall hazard, frequently in the homes of old people with bad balance and fragile bones

Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net on 29 Aug 13:18 collapse

I hate them too. Some people insist they actually increase safety

figjam@midwest.social on 29 Aug 11:07 next collapse

and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de on 29 Aug 11:25 next collapse

Also, actual butt plugs. Yes, they can and they will slip inside to the point you can’t get them out.

A_Wild_Alt_Appears@lemmynsfw.com on 29 Aug 11:58 collapse

ALWAYS USE A FLAIRED BASE. Ideally a very wide flaired base.

very important lol

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 14:45 next collapse

You ever realize that a guy is the flaired base to his penis?

A_Wild_Alt_Appears@lemmynsfw.com on 30 Aug 08:07 collapse

The real life pro tip, in the replies as always

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 15:06 collapse

Flair: the 32 pins and badges at TGIFriendly’s

Flare: a widening at the base

A_Wild_Alt_Appears@lemmynsfw.com on 30 Aug 08:08 collapse

Ah, thank you I missed that :)

Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org on 29 Aug 11:51 next collapse

Not with that attitude

jballs@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 16:44 collapse

Reminded me of this post: lemmy.world/post/34770628

JustRalph@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 11:54 next collapse

And post-shit stand ups.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 15:07 collapse

Potty humour?

SoyViking@hexbear.net on 29 Aug 14:04 next collapse

Nephrologists love donor cycles though

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 14:33 next collapse

Agree on the rugs but motorcycles are more of a “I hate people” thing. I’m an EMT that dailies a bike and tons of my coworkers ride too

MissJinx@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:56 next collapse

and those huge mirrors thar you just leaning against the wall

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 18:06 collapse

Do the floor rugs trip people?

makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 10:44 next collapse

Software Engineers hate stand-up

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 15:13 collapse

We’re lured into a false sense of excitement, thinking it’s comedy. Instead, it’s tragedy.

Valmond@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 10:44 next collapse

CS people hate the printer

TomMasz@piefed.social on 29 Aug 11:01 next collapse

HP printers in particular.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 11:53 collapse

Weirdly, i don’t hate HP printers (at least, the FutureSmart ones). Xerox can fuck right off with all those restarts just to change fucking settings though

AtariDump@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:02 collapse

People who have worked with printers know that HP is bad but Xerox is worse.

riskable@programming.dev on 29 Aug 16:15 next collapse

Xerox is a bad copy of themselves from decades prior.

cm0002@piefed.world on 29 Aug 16:26 collapse

It's a matter of Consumer vs Corporate

In the consumer space, HP is the worst. In the corporate world, Xerox is the worst (iirc Xerox doesn't even make consumer grade printers)

BakerBagel@midwest.social on 29 Aug 11:28 next collapse

I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.

Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much

unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social on 29 Aug 11:31 next collapse

…and a lot of them hate the end-user, too. Why must we involve people in the whole computer thing? Isn’t an abacus and a box of crayons enough?

brown567@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 11:39 collapse

Bold of you to assume the end user can handle crayons

kautau@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:25 next collapse

CS IT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconception

unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social on 29 Aug 16:04 collapse

…which, in and of itself, is sad as hell because one of the course requirements (at least when I was working on my CS degree) was Operating System Concepts & Design.

okr765@lemmy.okr765.com on 29 Aug 12:30 next collapse

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean??

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz on 29 Aug 13:46 next collapse

No idea, but we treat them all the same. 230vAC to the USB port.

riskable@programming.dev on 29 Aug 16:14 collapse

Try this and the result may shock you!

Doctors hate it!

MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml on 29 Aug 14:39 next collapse

It means it’s time to take that copier to pasture.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 15:40 collapse

500years of printing and this is the best we got… Smh

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:10 collapse

Well that is accurate…

janonymous@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 10:49 next collapse

Game developers hate players. They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!

Endmaker@ani.social on 29 Aug 11:51 next collapse

They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!

players speedrunners

Skullgrid@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:16 collapse

If your players are breaking your game, try to make a mechanic out of the emergent behaviour

figjam@midwest.social on 29 Aug 11:08 next collapse

pulmonologists hate vapes

RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:36 collapse

Data? No, because there is none. And I have read every.single.study. They are all fucked in some way or another whether it’s methodology or the stats or the sample size/composition. Not a single real in vivo study. None. There is exactly one researcher in Greece doing decent work, and that’s it. I took a career change from my previous and now present career and worked in pharma and biotech research.

figjam@midwest.social on 29 Aug 16:21 next collapse

Are you a lung doctor or are you someone who vapes and wants to be able to maintain the illusion that it isn’t harmful?

RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 17:46 collapse

I am someone who used to do medical research for a lot of money. I’ve interviewed chairs of FDA committees, trial designers, and active trial leads on phase III (mostly) research in pharma and biologics. I still have access to PupMed via my old friends.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 16:31 next collapse

Inb4 popcorn lung lmao.

(Diacetyl, the chemical responsible, is also found in cigarettes, 2,000x more than in vape juice, and cigarettes have never caused popcorn lung. The only recorded case afaik comes from the powder form being used in a popcorn factory with no respirators, and it acted like asbestos sorta where it settles in the lungs. That’s a far cry from the liquid form that was in some vape juice before the freakout, which has never shown to cause popcorn lung, just like it doesn’t with cigarettes.)

Inb4 vitamin A oil E acetate [fixx’d, was in a rush and done fucked up. Close enough though lol.]

(Black market weed carts made by some dickhead in his garage who didn’t know what he was doing. Legalize it already ffs.)

RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 17:45 collapse

My guy/gal/nonbinary pal: pls see the references in this medicpro.london/…/vaping-and-popcorn-lung-separat… Diacetyl has been widely banned since 2014 in all but the most trash Chinese vape juice, and quality vendors never used it in the first place.

Also the supposed cases of popcorn come from one source. Some dude in California who cut his cannabis juice with it, and in every single case the kids that got sick were using his juice in vape pens, not actually vaping. It’s Friday night here and I’d rather not track the story down but if you really want it I’ll find it.

As a former life long smoker, vaping (which is the front line treatment for cessation in the UK) saved my life. Now, however, the shops pushing disposable vapes with super high nicotine salts on to kids - which is illegal almost everywhere - they need to die in a fire. The kids don’t get hooked on "vape;’ they get hooked on nicotina because those damn things are the equivalent of smoking two or three regular cigarets in one puff.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 19:16 collapse

Thanks for backing up what I said.

Though it was never popcorn lung from the weed vapes, like I said that idiot used vitamin E acetate (think I mistyped and said A earlier but same diff.) Didn’t know he was in CA though I thought he was midwest.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net on 29 Aug 18:25 collapse

Former smoker, current vaper. I know inhaling anything other than clean air isn’t good for me, and I know nicotine addiction isn’t good. I plan on quitting, and I’m making decent progress to that point.

But it bugs the shit out of me when people try to act like it’s worse than cigarettes. It’s not. Shitty Chinese vapes marketed to kids that we don’t know the ingredients of? Sure, ban em. Black market vapes made in some dudes garage with oil? Absolutely track em down and end that man’s whole career.

But properly made, regulated vape juice in a rebuildable tank? Leave me the fuck alone. Please. Please do not take the thing that has helped millions of people quit smoking!

Can you link me any decent articles to help the next time someone says some dumb reactionary shit?

RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 11:02 next collapse

Yeah alas the subreddit for it did a lot of the heavy lifting for me - they took apart every study (I helped) and had some good sidebar (or was it pinned, been so long I cannot remember) info to counter the “dumb reactionary shit.” I am pretty sure the sub got baninated, but I haven’t been back to reddit since I rage quit after the API debacle.

When I first started vaping in 2011 (after smoking two packs a day for decades), there were a lot of solid, research-based web boards, but I think social media killed them, as it did so much.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net on 30 Aug 18:22 collapse

That’s a real shame about the web boards. I miss real forums :(

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 23:40 collapse

Can we do this for all the other drugs as well?

Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 11:17 next collapse

lab techs hate improperly collected samples. The people who collect those samples often in turn hate lab techs.

icelimit@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 11:33 next collapse

It’s never easy to connect samples properly in the field and it’s never easy to draw conclusions from imperfect sampling.

Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:19 collapse

I’m in pathology (research, transitioning to medical) so that was my frame of reference here. Its my job take the samples given to the lab and turn them into slides for analysis but tue results are only as good as what I’m given in the first place (crap in, crap out). same with blood draws, urines, anything improperly collected no longer properly represents the thing it came from. Then I have to tell the client that…

johsny@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 11:36 next collapse

As a lab tech, I feel this one.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:18 next collapse

Just send it back with a derogatory note telling them to take it again.

Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:23 collapse

I spent years in a research path core and am just wrapping up my med lab certification, it amused me when they hired actors to come to our program and we role-played dealing with angry pathologists, fuming nurses ect… Most of my clients have been MSc students or MD/PHD conducting research. they might be experts in their field and conduct these brilliant studies then stumble right at the finish line because sample collection was bungled or something ruined during extraction. I’ve seen some “interesting” DIY fixation and processing protocols to save a little money that did the same thing. I always feel so bad but most people are willing to learn and work with us.

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Aug 14:42 collapse

Or bad planners that expect us to do overtime for their mistakes.

McMonster@programming.dev on 29 Aug 11:20 next collapse

IT people hate computers.

MagicShel@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 11:51 next collapse

IT people hate computers.

IT people hate users. IT people hate other IT people. We’re just a surly lot.

DScratch@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 11:59 next collapse

SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

thessnake03@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:36 next collapse

You just made an enemy for life!

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 14:32 collapse

You IT people sure are a contentious bunch.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:00 next collapse

IT people hate people then? Checks out to me actually

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 13:35 next collapse

true, but we also hate computers

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz on 29 Aug 13:45 collapse

We hate ones setup by other people or used by other users. Our own network is a glorious shrine to the one true faith.

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 13:50 next collapse

Can’t argue with that… until something goes wrong and I hate it (really just mad at myself)

lividweasel@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 15:10 collapse

“Dammit, what idiot set this up this way?” <checks logs> <you were the last login>

RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Aug 08:10 collapse

My laptop windows 11? No problem. Anyone elses windows? Fucking burn it.

AstaKask@lemmy.cafe on 29 Aug 14:36 next collapse

I’ve had the privilege of working with users with actual computer training. Old ladies who started working on terminals in the 70s and 80s. They were awesome, because they actually understood what they were doing. They could give me an accurate description of what they were doing when shit went wrong. They had real concerns and realistic requests for improvement. And they never blamed the computer when they encountered something they didn’t understand. They’re all dead or retired now.

Todays computer illiterate workforce is doomed to be incompetent because they don’t understand how their main tool works. Nobody bothered to train them.

MagicShel@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 15:56 next collapse

The complicated thing here is there are so many layers of abstraction to make things easier to use and understand that if you didn’t age with the tech, it’s really hard to fully understand. That’s everything. I see Angular and React developers who don’t understand CSS.

My last position, we had classes that set sizes for everything in multiples of 4 pixels. So size-1 is 4 pixels, size-2 is 8 pixels, etc. And everything was sized with those classes. Which means if you ever wanted to resize anything, you have to go to every element and change the class instead of you know, having input controls have distinct classes.

People are layering on abstraction without understanding why and throwing away all the benefits, time to invent another abstraction layer! I had my tech lead argue with me that this was a better system because “standards”. I’m going to assume the standard was poorly understood because I can’t imagine a multi-billion dollar company hires idiots to set standards.

I got started learning transistors and Boolean algebra and programming an 8-bit cpu in college. Had computers for a few years before that. It’s surprising how many conditionals I see that can be simplified by Boolean algebra.

I don’t actually hate computers, and I try to give IT workers some grace because I’m not always proud of the work I do when I have to finish 3 months of work in two weeks. But I’ve worked with a lot of folks who aren’t curious or looking to learn and improve, and I have to wonder why they ever got into IT in the first place.

For me the worst part of IT is the god damned management. Any possible productivity gains from agile are undercut at every turn by management who has to have a concrete promise of a delivery date before they even define the ask.

Anyway, sorry for the rant. Started my long weekend early and starting a new job next week, so I have a lot of pent up rants from my last company.

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:00 next collapse

We’re all standing on the shoulders of giants, but there are so many layers of giants that it’s hard to see the ground.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 18:01 collapse

Why does it feel like im getting stepped on by giants?

riskable@programming.dev on 29 Aug 16:12 collapse

I’m going to assume the standard was poorly understood because I can’t imagine a multi-billion dollar company hires idiots to set standards.

Ahahahahahahaha! Oh man, you got a good laugh out of me this morning 🤣

MagicShel@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 16:48 next collapse

I mean, there’s idiots and there’s idiots, you know? Yeah those classes should never have existed and maybe that’s evidence enough of idiocy, but there is an abundance of folks smarter than me. Surely they could hire one of them…

nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org on 29 Aug 22:27 collapse

nepo. babies. (i put my commwnt in the wrong spot)

[deleted] on 29 Aug 22:26 collapse

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leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 16:21 next collapse

Thing is, back in those days computers were deterministic.

A certain action caused a certain reaction, and always the same reaction (given the same context).

Anyone could learn that, as long as they bothered to read the screen (a surprisingly rare talent, to be fair).

Now, at least on windows, it’s anyone’s guess what random mayhem a certain action might cause, or where the interface to perform that action has gone after the last update, supposing it still exists and the system survived the update.

No one can learn that. And anyone foolish enough to try will certainly be driven insane.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 17:22 next collapse

It seems to run on some form of electricity.

happysplinter@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 17:44 collapse
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 19:31 collapse

Todays computer illiterate workforce is doomed to be incompetent because they don’t understand how their main tool works. Nobody bothered to train them.

There also so many things restricting the usage of the tool. Every week my scanner tells me it has a new software update and I cannot install a simple update without admin access, so I have to call help desk and have them remote into my computer so they can click the “ok” botton.

Everything is so walled off there’s no reason to learn how any of it works because you have no access. When the security bios update (forget what it was called) fucked everyone’s computers last year I found a fix online and could have easily went to several locations and got them up and running, but no one on site has the access to boot into safe mode and instead we all just sat on hold with help desk for 2 days waiting for IT to do the thing I already knew how to do.

HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Aug 21:48 collapse

Are you talking about the Crowdstrike incident?

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 31 Aug 01:23 collapse

yes

baines@lemmy.cafe on 29 Aug 19:55 collapse

BTKAC error

CyberTaco@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:27 next collapse

Correction: IT people hate printers.

[deleted] on 29 Aug 13:40 next collapse

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CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 19:49 next collapse

Correction: printers hate people.

qqq@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 20:35 next collapse

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 20:57 next collapse

As a non-IT person, fuck HP in particular.

AnotherHelldiver@jlai.lu on 30 Aug 07:00 collapse

Fuck printers

Nom one invented a good printer still

Kramkar@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 07:31 collapse

I have read this ten times now, and I still can’t figure out what it is supposed to mean…

AnotherHelldiver@jlai.lu on 30 Aug 08:26 collapse

Printers are known in IT to be a utter pain in the ass. Most brands are also using a lot of proprietary stuff and it limits interoperability. Drivers for example.

Well known example is about ink cartridges. HP added identification chips on them, so if you want to use an other brand, not HP, to fill your printer, you can’t because if no chip is detected despite a cartridge being inserted, the machine will tell you it is not genuine.

Another example with Rycoh. I don’t know if their printers still use this method, so take it as an example of capitalist greed more than a current situation. Laser printers are using a sealed container to process waste created during printing. Rycoh had placed a led detector inside to know when it was full and trigger an alert, stopping the machine and request for a change. Good idea in theory but in practice the detector was placed very oddly or on purpose near or in front of dust intake. So it was bathed very quickly in electrostatic dust and thus triggered the alarm very quickly, even if your container was not fully filled. The only way to solve this was to shake your waste storage, hoping it would clean the led enough to keep going for a few days or change it.

Lastly, I have a Brother printer, bought to a neighbor sale. The oven inside, which is in charge of heating the ink, had a failure. It had melted. For the price, it was a deal. I only needed to buy a new part, unplug it, replace and I had a laser printer with colours. Well, Brother had lightly soldered pins linking the connector to PCB. When I unplugged it, soldering came with it. I contacted a repair store near me telling me they don’t do it and I should ask for a repair to a certified Brother technician. Which is overpriced. I also can’t open it fully as it is placed to be impossible to repair without disassembling half of the machine.

No printer is the same, some brands are better than others. Some are well accepted on Linux with CUPS, some other not. But so far, not one brand impressed me well enough by their design to keep it open, easily fixable and long lasting.

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 14:46 next collapse

IT people hate other people using a computer

Jankatarch@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:02 next collapse

I hate my computer as well. That’s why I have to modify it to something completely different before I am able to use it for basic text editing.

I AM TALKING TO YOU EMACS PUT YOUR BACKUPS SOMEWHERE ELSE BY DEFAULT ALREADY I USE GIT

Blackmist@feddit.uk on 29 Aug 16:31 collapse

I once had to watch a co-worker scroll to the bottom of a list using the little arrow buttons on the end of the scrollbar. Clicking, not holding.

That’s what my hell would be like. Doing IT support without being able to wrench the mouse out of their hands.

MissJinx@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:55 next collapse

FUCK PRINTERS

Dicska@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:10 collapse

*ZIP*

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 16:11 next collapse

I’m an IT person and I like computers, as long as they’ve never been turned on and they stay that way.

abir_v@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 22:50 collapse

Many IT people love computers. They hate computers that other people use.

shatterling@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 11:22 next collapse

Trauma specialist Doctors hate e-scooters

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 13:38 collapse

I have an acquaintance who is learning how to walk and talk again because he hit a pothole on an e-scooter. Wear your helmets, kids!

nothingcorporate@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:44 next collapse

And bicycle helmets are not rated for the speed e scooters can go. You want a full face motorcycle helmet and motorcycle gloves.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 16:58 collapse

I see so many teenagers screaming down the road at 40mph with no helmet and I clench up. It’s stressful.

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 22:39 collapse

People keep saying they’re dangerous but I ride one all the time. I really wish they were as well studied as bikes, where I know the helmet doesn’t help that much when you’re hit in a collision.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 22:52 collapse

A scooter’s wheels have a much smaller diameter, so they’re much more susceptible to rocks and bumps than a bike.

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 23:08 collapse

They are also unstable without steering input, unlike bicycles, which makes them way more dangerous. I’d like to see the research.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 00:37 collapse

I guess a point in the scooter’s favor is that you can jump off more easily.

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 30 Aug 02:14 next collapse

I guess the center of gravity is lower on the scooter too for what it’s worth.

sukhmel@programming.dev on 31 Aug 09:03 collapse

If you’re moving fast, jumping off will not help much. Maybe not getting buried under the bike but not falling full speed

icelimit@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 11:33 next collapse

Teachers hate parents.

Vice versa.

Kids are just the middle man.

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 11:52 next collapse

God, wtf.

We always went out of our way to help the teachers whenever possible. We donated any and all supplies that they asked for and gave them gift cards for Christmas. We supported them actively when they protested for better wages and other benefits.

What sort of monster would hate the very people who you trust with their own children?

Im_old@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 11:58 collapse

The kind of parents that think their little crotchspawn is an angel and every bad grade is the teacher’s fault.

Don’t get me wrong, there are bad teachers (had a couple both as student and as a parent), but mostly are doing their best. Or at least not be purposely bad.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:21 next collapse

The devil on my kids shoulder killed the angel and then hung herself.

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:07 collapse

Wow, I always thought every bad grade meant that I needed to get my child more help studying the material that they performed badly on. (Even bad teachers with fair tests can give one a chance to figure out what they are bad at teaching and get my child the help on those subjects outside of their class).

The only type of teacher that I ever had a problem with was one who was not fair in their tests. (Like seriously, it is a math test and their answer is correct but you marked it wrong because they used a different method than the one you taught in class???)

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 23:19 collapse

Not saying that teacher didn’t suck, but method can be important in earlier math classes. So much of early math is about developing number sense and just understanding what is being represented by a mathematical statement. If a method is a stand in for a larger level comprehension, say, showing that 3*2 is also represented by three rows of two, ie

🟦🟦
🟦🟦
🟦🟦

Just regurgitating a memorized number doesn’t show that deeper understanding.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:20 next collapse

As a parent, I don’t hate the teachers. Other kids parents need to get their shit together though. The amount of homophobia and racism casually thrown around by the other kids is appalling.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 18:19 collapse

Same as it ever was.

Now playing Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 18:18 collapse

Got a vasectomy. I broke the cycle yall.

BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online on 29 Aug 11:45 next collapse

I dunno, geologists kinda love everything.

ItsLucky@pawb.social on 29 Aug 14:05 next collapse

But then again, we love things most people hate. Like earthquakes and vulcanos. Absolutly amazing stuff for me as a geologist but damn very much uncool for kind of everone else :D

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 22:41 next collapse

What about buried oil tanks?

stelelor@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 11:29 collapse

Will this blue obsidian crystal amplify my positive energy?

BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online on 30 Aug 21:46 collapse

Ok, good point, I don't love the crystals people.

Saleh@feddit.org on 29 Aug 11:45 next collapse

Structural engineers: fire, water, air and earth. They are like the Anti-Avatar

Malgas@beehaw.org on 29 Aug 16:38 collapse

Everything changed when the Structural Engineering Nation attacked.

Duranie@leminal.space on 29 Aug 11:52 next collapse

Massage therapists hate spray tans.

Midnitte@beehaw.org on 29 Aug 11:53 next collapse

Metrologists hate Analysts

All you have to do is rinse the LC with water my guy…

Argurotoxus@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:02 next collapse

Glass manufacturers hate bubbles.

A lot.

0x01@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 12:45 collapse

So do economists!

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz on 29 Aug 12:57 collapse

And phlebotomists!

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:08 collapse

And deep sea divers

riskable@programming.dev on 29 Aug 16:13 collapse

…and people that work with resin and 3D printerers.

twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 12:08 next collapse

Linguists hate grammarly

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 15:05 collapse

When Reagan said “no child left behind”, he didn’t mean grammarly. That halfwit mess is toxic.

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 29 Aug 12:13 next collapse

Chefs hate cooking themselves food at home

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:17 next collapse

Not as much as they hate cooking for their own children. The greater the number of children, the more true this is.

lobut@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 13:00 collapse

My friend’s a chef and his wife is a picky eater and so are the kids. It’s crazy the lengths he goes to to make sure that everyone will eat.

The way I was raised was that I had to eat everything that was given so I’m kinda blown away at this.

chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz on 29 Aug 14:43 next collapse

his wife is a picky eater and so are the kids.

This sounds like hell. Picky eaters drive me insane.

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 16:44 collapse

Picky eaters are, without exception, some combination of childish, self-absorbed, developmentally-stunted, and incurious. Oh, you “won’t eat” some dish that literally hundreds of thousands of humans eat every day with your special, unique taste buds? Fuck outta here, kid.

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 16:50 next collapse

Picky eaters hate this truth.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 18:08 collapse

The picky eaters consented to eating the meal. They should have scouted for more intel first.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 15:49 next collapse

I’ve recently taken the attitude of “im making insert pretentious food you can eat that or sandwiches”

binarytobis@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 18:03 collapse

I was legit like 20 before I realized I could say I didn’t like something and avoid it being cooked for me in the first place.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:03 next collapse

It’s easier to cook for others than yourself.

Eidunno I’m no chef but I worked a bistro. Then went to it. Like people said it’s users. Always the user.

Nurses are the worst to cook for. Like the cops of women. Not all are shit but the ones who are ruin it for everyone else. Entry level job that gives absolute control over the disenfranchised. Of course there will be bullies.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 13:09 next collapse

Nurses […] Entry level job …

Are you sure?

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:49 collapse

Meant caregiver. Hella wrong.

Showed ass oops

Redacted@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 13:16 next collapse

Nurses are not entry level lmao

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:48 collapse

Caregivers.

Very much showed my ass lol

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:37 collapse

I’m at the hospital as a patient at least once a month. A lot of doctors are bullies, but I’ve yet to see a single nurse that’s so much as rude to me. At most a bit short when they’re stressed, but never more than that.

cephalopodfan@beehaw.org on 29 Aug 13:53 collapse

Someone I’m close with owns and operates a restaurant that puts out high quality food, but at home they mostly live off of grocery store frozen pizza and rotisserie chicken.

Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de on 29 Aug 12:15 next collapse

Teachers hate AI

SirSamuel@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 12:34 next collapse

Locksmiths hate WD-40

Agent641@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:22 next collapse

Why this one?

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 13:35 next collapse

IANAL, but people use it on squeaky hinges and knobs and locks, but it sits in the mechanism and collects dust. It turns into a gummy mess eventually, which is the last thing you would want in a lock.

slackassassin@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 15:10 next collapse

IANALPL

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 16:11 collapse

That reminds me, I haven’t watched one of his videos in a while.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:11 next collapse

This is it ☝️

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 17:41 collapse

IANAL

You really shouldn’t be using WD-40 for that.

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 13:37 collapse

I imagine it gunks up the lock mechanism. I have had to eventually replace locks I used it in.

korazail@lemmy.myserv.one on 29 Aug 15:10 next collapse

not a locksmith, but…

One of those candidates for ‘worst memorable phrase in history’ is the old “duct-tape for things that move and shouldn’t and wd-40 for things that should move and don’t”.

WD-40 isn’t a lubricant. It often works to get something un-stuck, but then you need to still clean and lubricate the parts to keep it working.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 16:21 collapse

How do they feel about Ballistol?

SirSamuel@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 17:30 collapse

Never heard of it, but I use Tri-flow and Houdini liberally. If Ballistol doesn’t leave a residue it’s probably fine

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 17:49 collapse

Well it’s an oil that leaves a bit of a layer to protect metal against rust, so probably not lol.

rhel@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 12:59 next collapse

ENTs hate Q-tips?!

That doesn’t make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.

TheKracken@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:05 next collapse
Psaldorn@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:36 next collapse

HROOOM

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net on 29 Aug 14:24 collapse

People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 14:29 collapse

You’re absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 14:33 collapse

As someone whose name escaped the skipping record that your name is, I concur.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 14:48 collapse

It’s a reference to this character from Catch-22. Unless this is my turn to be wooshed.

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 14:55 collapse

I wasn’t making any kind of reference, myself, to be whooshed by. I’ve used this name around for a little while and just wanted to agree with your statement, then noticed the partial similarity in our names and wanted to comment on that, to, as if someone were trying to say my handle but got stuck on an audio loop: “Major— major— major— major—”

floo@retrolemmy.com on 29 Aug 13:01 next collapse

Orthopedic surgeons hate motorcycles

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:09 collapse

But transplant surgeons love them 😇

CloutAtlas@hexbear.net on 29 Aug 13:31 next collapse

Orthopaedic doctors hate chiropractors

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today on 29 Aug 16:00 collapse

I work in orthopedics and rehabilitation…for the most part the majority of chiropractors are harmless. If the patient believes a chiropractor is helping manage their pain, I don’t really care about the efficacy of the practice. Plus, most chiropractors are risk adverse enough to know not to work on areas where hardware has been installed.

If we’re sticking to the format of items or activities that are a reason for a lot of our appointments… Ladders, motorcycles, bad drivers, trampolines, and electric scooters and diabetes are probably the top contenders.

CloutAtlas@hexbear.net on 30 Aug 00:24 collapse

Huh, my friend absolutely abhors chiropractics. But I guess also all the family members who don’t listen to her and instead waste money to get their spines fucked with

psycho_driver@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 13:55 next collapse

RFK?

MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml on 29 Aug 14:36 collapse

Can confirm, but if it wasn’t him, they’d go out of their way to find someone just as bad.

RoabeArt@hexbear.net on 29 Aug 14:00 next collapse

Auto mechanics hate Fix-a-Flat. I speak from firsthand experience taking off a tire that was full of the stuff.

ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 14:36 next collapse

I feel super sorry for whoever has to do my next tire change, the previous owner of my vehicle (just purchased otherwise it’d already have had a tire change) was using fix-a-flat for top ups so the didn’t have to lug out the air compressor.

I have no idea how much goo is in these tires, but I can only assume they look like the aftermath of a ménage et troi with 3 “Slimers” from ghostbusters.

RoabeArt@hexbear.net on 29 Aug 15:55 collapse

Why do people do shit like this lmao. I mean I know gas stations gouge the hell out of you to use the air compressor but using FAF to top off your tires is… an interesting way around it.

I’m surprised they could even put anything in the tire even after the first treatment. FAF by its nature seals holes, and usually the valve stem gets clogged as a result.

I can’t imagine it being good for your wheel balance either. But if the ride is smooth then it should be good.

Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 14:58 collapse

We had a local shop owner killed when airing up a tire with fix-a-flat. His wife ran the shop after his death and she did not mince words when someone asked why the shop wouldn’t patch their tire that had fix-a-flat.

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today on 29 Aug 15:49 collapse

We had a local shop owner killed when airing up a tire with fix-a-flat.

How? Was he working on an industrial tire or something?

Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 17:16 collapse

I don’t know all the details, just that the tire exploded and killed him.

SoyViking@hexbear.net on 29 Aug 14:07 next collapse

Academics hate eachother

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 15:29 collapse

Lmao true

djmikeale@feddit.dk on 29 Aug 14:19 next collapse

Data (dwh) people hate Excel

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 14:36 next collapse

As someone who used to work with “large” (to normal people; 10k-60k rows up to maybe 70 columns) datasets in Excel exclusively, I also hate Excel.

blindsight@beehaw.org on 29 Aug 17:01 collapse

Me too!

I hate working with other people’s spreadsheets.

Or my old spreadsheets.

The worst is “can you just add a small feature” to a huge, sprawling, mission-critical, often reused spreadsheet.

But I love how quick and powerful it is to spin up a new spreadsheet to analyze something or clean up messy data!

MissJinx@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:54 collapse

dude you can hate but 80% of “data” still.on excel. I’m in my third global company and people still control things on excel. and 5% power bi (some from excel) hahahahaha

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com on 29 Aug 18:14 next collapse

Wait you mean your organization doesn’t use some ludicrously expensive hosted database solution or 3 to aggregate data then instead of natively working with the data in that database it gets exported and transformed on a local machine which may or may not havd backups then ask the database people about weird data quirks coming from the local transformations performed on the data

djmikeale@feddit.dk on 29 Aug 22:28 next collapse

That hit a bit too close to home. 😂

MissJinx@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 04:00 collapse

they do but they export it to excel 🤣 not joking, some people export the entire data base of something and just use it on excel because “it’s very easy”

djmikeale@feddit.dk on 29 Aug 22:27 collapse

Yep, that’s true haha.

It’s perhaps not so much Excel, as much as it’s just the symptom of a lot of bigger issues: working without version control, without column validation or access control, limited documentation (not necessarily better in data warehouse but at least the functionality is easily accessible), limited automated testing, etc etc.

If only they could keep their data for themselves, then ok. but no no, we have to ingest it, and do work on top of it in dwh, and it just breaks so often due to a variety of different stuff.

mmcintyre@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:23 next collapse

Truck drivers hate “four wheelers” because they don’t know how to drive.

When they’re not in their semi they generally drive a four wheeled vehicle their very own self, presumably being hated on by other truck drivers.

Pazuzu@midwest.social on 29 Aug 15:06 next collapse

eh, other truck drivers aren’t much better. biggest takeaway getting my CDL was realizing just how low the standards are to drive a truck

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 15:26 next collapse

I’ve always wanted to drive a semi so this may be good

obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 15:38 collapse

I used to do fleet management. It’s so bad. I never would have believed how many people take clearance signs as suggestions.

And the class D (regular license) drivers test should include a “show me where the truck driver can and can’t see you” portion.

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 22:37 next collapse

My regular license says class c

RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Aug 08:35 collapse

Do trucks not have the stickers saying ‘if you can’t see my mirror I can’t see you’ on them? I see that all the time.

obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 18:15 next collapse

I haven’t read the DOT code in a while, so I genuinely don’t recall if they’re mandated, but I recall that all my trucks had them.

This is of absolutely no use in preventing people from a close merge on the passenger side where the driver definitely cannot see. Often the driver’s first indication that this has occurred is the crunch. I’ve never seen one of these accidents that wasn’t completely avoidable.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 18:16 collapse

These drivers wouldn’t care if they knew how to read this sticker.

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 20:15 collapse

Drivers hate everyone else on the road.

MeatPilot@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:24 next collapse

Photo editors hate:

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/54b45f57-ce71-40e9-96a4-674e826053c9.jpeg">

dragonfucker@lemmy.nz on 29 Aug 14:35 next collapse

youtu.be/EMBkWtDAPBY

P1k1e@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 15:34 next collapse

RED DWAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 16:12 collapse

Best live action show ever.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com on 29 Aug 18:11 collapse

I need to sit down and actually watch Red Dwarf sometime. Like I did once watch the first few episodes when I was a teenager but I was way too young to fully appreciate it

Clanket@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 01:15 collapse

You’re in for a treat, Red Dwarf is great. I loved it as a kid. The newer series they made we’re very decent too.

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online on 29 Aug 16:31 next collapse

Enhance! Just keep enhancing!

kamen@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 20:21 collapse

Some of this is absurd, but I feel like a lot of it is tongue-in-cheek stuff or just “let’s see how far we can push things into ridiculousness before your grandma notices that something’s off”.

58008@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 14:37 next collapse

Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother’s pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. “Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!” she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 15:19 next collapse

😶

bitjunkie@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 21:05 next collapse

This was just calculatingly unhinged

Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 01:28 collapse

You’re fascinating.

Going through your profile, I just had to upvote your comments.

CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net on 29 Aug 14:46 next collapse

Geologists and biologists hate people who stack rocks

AOCapitulator@hexbear.net on 30 Aug 00:39 collapse

biologists too?

thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 15:16 next collapse

sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.

Bashnagdul@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:21 next collapse

Hear hear

banazir@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 17:16 next collapse

This brought to mind a collection of asshole admin stories from the early internet. With a bit of googling, it was The Bastard Operator From Hell. God, I haven’t thought of those since the 90s. I can’t believe I could even recall something like that.

Anyway, fuck users.

JonsJava@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 18:26 next collapse

They are still ongoing!

boonhet@sopuli.xyz on 30 Aug 05:50 collapse

Original author too. He was hired by The Register.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 21:00 next collapse

That thing spawned so many fucking great memes before they were even widely called that

clif@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 21:40 collapse

I just referred to the BOFH in class last week.

… Nobody caught the reference but it made me happy.

harmsy@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 23:18 collapse
tfed@infosec.exchange on 29 Aug 15:18 next collapse

@fossilesque i hate phone calls :aneodog_bongo:

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:09 next collapse

Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.

Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 16:44 collapse

ER Docters hate

  • "well it started 6 months ago… And since then it is more or less present" -> why are you here?
  • everything firework related -> you really thought it would be cool to make a firework bomb?
  • old people that are dropped by family members on a Friday night and claim the maggots just appeared like 10 minutes ago -> really?
  • people who, after a complete workup expect miracles -> really?
  • (drug induced) aggression -> look I am trying to help you here dude
  • recurrent psychiatric patients that are not treated properly or untreatable -> hey you again, same medication? Wow you were here 7 hours ago…

… I think the list might go on and on

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 20:16 collapse

Thank you for your service

NelDel@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 16:10 next collapse

Electrical engineers hate OrCAD, seriously. I keep a spare file on all of my work computers collecting when I see someone on line saying OrCAD sucks. Brings me comfort when the program crashes for the 5th time that day

RogueBanana@piefed.zip on 29 Aug 16:34 next collapse

I know q-tips aren't safe or whatever but man it feels too good to stop.

ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org on 29 Aug 16:51 next collapse

What do you mean, not safe? I always thought “do not use in your ear canal” was just a joke they wrote on the packaging. Like, actually good one, what else are you gonna do with it?

blindsight@beehaw.org on 29 Aug 16:56 next collapse

They’re also used as cleaning tips for small/targeted applications, especially when you don’t want lint from a Kleenex or paper towel lingering. Makeup application/removal and electronics cleaning, for example.

I think (not a doctor) the ear thing is because if you go too deep you can cause some serious damage, and they can make wax buildup worse by compacting it. If you stay close to the ear opening, and do circular motions to swipe wax away, and clean your ears often enough that you don’t get dense wax build up, and don’t “double dip” to introduce potential pathogens, then I think they’re pretty safe to use? But that’s too many caveats for lots of people, so I think ENTs often deal with people damaging themselves with them.

TeddE@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 18:14 next collapse

Q-tips aren’t meant to go in the ear the same way adult novelty toys aren’t meant to go in the butt.

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 19:44 next collapse

They are called novelty toys because the countries they are made in have laws against adult toys but not novelty items.

TeddE@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 20:06 collapse

That’s my point - Q-tips and novelty toys are both more commonly used for their off-label functionality because listing that on the label is inconvenient for the maker.

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 30 Aug 06:43 collapse

Yo don’t actually put those in your butt, they’re not made of body safe materials and will give you ass cancer. Don’t use TPU, TPE, PVC, or tin-cure silicone in your butt. It’s literally made to absorb stuff and putting carcinogens in it is a bad idea. Look for medical grade or platinum-cure silicone.

TeddE@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 10:05 next collapse

I don’t live in a state that advertises the toys as novelties, but all the toys at my sex shop are body safe. I have to imaging the ‘totally not a sex store’ novelty shop is probably also seeking the same suppliers, just different packaging

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 30 Aug 19:03 collapse

There’s a lot of stuff out there that isn’t body safe. Never been in a physical store but have gotten a lot of stuff online and had to throw out the toys I got first because they were TPE. They weren’t even marketed as novelties, they were being sold for body use, even though they weren’t safe. There’s no legislation preventing it, it’s perfectly legal to sell unsafe toys. If your toy isn’t silicone, then DEFINITELY don’t use it analy. Even then, unless it’s specified medical grade or platinum-cure, you’re rolling the dice on what’s actually in it. If you have a silicone toy you’re unsure of, there’s ways to verify it.

And009@lemmynsfw.com on 30 Aug 20:05 collapse

Mouthful of words, can I wrap em in condom?

boonhet@sopuli.xyz on 30 Aug 05:53 next collapse

Supposedly they can pack the earwax together which can be an issue.

Worx@lemmynsfw.com on 30 Aug 16:17 collapse

Makeup removal or cleaning babies, according to the packaging

sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 17:10 next collapse

I bought metal earwax spoons. Sure, q-tips feel great and all, but pulling out the clod of wax actually responsible for the itch is divine

RogueBanana@piefed.zip on 30 Aug 07:57 collapse

I am way too scared to use one lol. Certainly wouldn't trust myself to use it but maybe I should give one of those services a try.

shalafi@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 18:11 next collapse

They’re perfectly safe. Just pinch it towards the end you’re using, can’t do too deep that way.

RogueBanana@piefed.zip on 30 Aug 08:04 collapse

I do try to be very careful but sometime overdo it a bit going a bit deeper but not to a point of permanent ear damage. Hopefully...

Zink@programming.dev on 29 Aug 22:04 collapse

Yeah, I am not going to contradict any doctors when it comes to the risks, but for my ears and the way I do it, I haven’t ever hurt myself and my PCP says my ears are completely clear at each checkup.

I think I’m fortunate to have pretty light thin wax though.

UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 16:43 next collapse

For admins, it’s users. Period

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Aug 22:37 collapse

Lusers

anti_antidote@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 16:57 next collapse

Software engineers hate MBAs. It’s like they live in a fantasy world where everything works perfectly and can be done in 3 days and can read your mind.

wfh@piefed.zip on 29 Aug 21:15 next collapse

That's why those fuckers love LLMs so much. They don't understand anything remotely technical, and it makes them believe they can just cut out the grumpy, uncooperative middleman and push shit code in production they are unable to audit.

sukhmel@programming.dev on 31 Aug 08:56 collapse

Maybe we software developers should use the trick of LLMs, always respond ‘you’re absolutely right’, but never do what this would imply.

Nah, only a tin can can get away with acting this stupid

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 21:46 next collapse

they live in a fantasy world where everything works perfectly and can be done in 3 days

We used to call this the “Powerpoint compiler”.

Zink@programming.dev on 29 Aug 21:59 collapse

I got my MBA almost a decade ago, several years after getting my software engineering master’s first. We hadn’t started a family yet, and my employer had amazing tuition reimbursement.

It didn’t work on me though, even though there were some interesting systems, math, and psychology to learn about. I am still an individual contributor writing code daily, helping the younger engineers, and growing into my generalist graybeard best self.

Unfortunately my dark side training hasn’t given me much insight that you don’t already have yourself, most likely. I guess it’s worth pointing out that while most probably live in that fantasy world, there are some smart nerdy people in that world who might be driven to optimize their business like they’d min-max a dungeon crawler build. There’s just something else that went wrong along the way, lol.

ASK_ME_ABOUT_LOOM@beehaw.org on 29 Aug 17:05 next collapse

Dentists hate 1, 16, 17, and 32.

vithigar@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 18:25 next collapse

I don’t even have those anymore and now their absence is causing problems.

Zink@programming.dev on 29 Aug 22:00 next collapse

Did anybody else just get LOST flashbacks?

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Aug 14:38 collapse

Wisdom teeth? Yeah fuck those.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works on 29 Aug 17:14 next collapse

Software devs hate users

moseschrute@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 17:46 next collapse

And technology. That’s why they all fantasize about living on farms

Zink@programming.dev on 29 Aug 21:48 collapse

Some of us are real go-getters and realize we can bring the farm to us long before we retire! I am currently typing this on my Linux couch computer wearing lightweight clothes with literal dirt smeared on them, on a dinner break before I return to the back yard and continue today’s construction project. Sometimes being a “farmer” also means becoming a carpenter!

Granted, it works much better for the suburban homeowner than anybody living in a city and/or an apartment.

And when I refer to myself as a “farmer,” all my animals are family pets cared for as a hobby. There is 0% business plan. Well, probably negative %. When we have too many animals (usually too many fish in the pond) we give them away for free!

moseschrute@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 22:17 next collapse

That does sound nice, but in writing this from my work from home location right near to the beach. But my second choice would be someplace with a lot of woods and some good star gazing.

Bo7a@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 13:27 collapse

Count another one for the sysadmin building a homestead in the forest while also building platforms for evil corpos from home.

I also have no intent of ever turning my farm into any kind of income. But it is definitely worth all of the extra work to spend any breaks sitting outside surrounded by animals, trees, water and sky.

python@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 18:27 collapse

Software devs also hate UX/UI Designers.
And Product Owners.
And Scrum Masters.
And Software Architects.
And Security/Compliance Managers.
And QA Testers.
And worst of all… Software devs.

scratchee@feddit.uk on 29 Aug 19:16 next collapse

Damned software devs, they ruined software!

spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 20:15 collapse

Software devs sure are a contentious bunch

scratchee@feddit.uk on 29 Aug 20:18 collapse

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Huschke@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 19:21 next collapse

And themselves from a month ago…

… when they said to themselves "This little piece of code is fine, I don’t need to change it now. I’ll just refactor it later. "

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 21:45 next collapse

Software devs also hate UX/UI Designers.

I would never be able to explain coherently the difference between UX and UI people. I’ve only worked for one company that even had a UX guy on staff. He was paid an insane amount of money (close to half a mil per year) and as far as I could tell did absolutely nothing except insist that certain procedures be followed rigorously. He never designed anything at all himself.

He was the only coworker I’ve ever had who ended up refusing to speak to me or even acknowledging my existence. This came about because I wrote a TV Guide-type app for Blackberry which our client loved and insisted on having added to their corporate app. The UX guy insisted that no app could be produced unless it was preceded by a formal design document, so he was forced into the situation of having to produce a design document for an app that had already been written, which completely broke his brain. Or rather, he was forced into ordering someone else to do this, since as I mentioned he never actually did anything himself.

He eventually left because he got a job offer for way more money lol. I guess I shouldn’t make fun of somebody who had the system figured out far better than me.

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Aug 07:19 next collapse

I would never be able to explain coherently the difference between UX and UI people.

In theory, UX deals with the psychology behind it: What do people want that our product can provide? Does our product communicate that it can do so? Do people understand how to use the product? Does the product guide them through usage helpfully? Are they satisfied with the result?

Perhaps most nebulously: How do they feel before, while and after using the product, independent of the product itself, and how does that impact their experience? For instance, if you’re buying a train ticket, you might already be stressed and annoyed, so you’ll have less patience.

Source: My wife, who had UX as the focus of her undergrad.

In practice, a lot of people are like you in that they don’t really know or grasp the field, particularly managers who aren’t qualified to make the hiring decisions they do and accordingly there’s always gonna be people capitalising on that ambiguity and grifting their way to a cushy “I’m important and get to have a say, so pay me well” job.

python@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 09:02 collapse

I thiiiink the thing with UX is that they consider overall usability and click paths, while UI is more down in the reeds and looks at more specific things like alignment, design language and color choices. The line between seems pretty blurry though, and how it works in practice probably differs widely between companies.

A good UX/UI team can make or break a project. As a Frontend-focused software dev, that kinda hurts admitting. It’s just always very frustrating to deal with them, because designers are specialized in design. So they neither know about technical limitations that make trivial seeming things hard (like conditionally changing a buttons color based on server state) but they also don’t know about technical “freebies” that the libraries we use give us (like just telling a component that they can overflow and render things wherever you want in ways that Figma would never allow you to design). So talking to them is hard, which leads to a spiral of never talking to them, fucking up the UX, and then dodging them while they try to get the UX fixed. That just sucks for everyone involved.

Hating the Design Team is apparently such a universal experience that Josh W Comeau has a great article on it. Really worth the 15min read, if you want to improve your relationship with the design team!

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 10:03 collapse

like just telling a component that they can overflow and render things wherever you want in ways that Figma would never allow you to design

This is probably the one reason I hate designers the most. My personal biggest gripe about mobile apps (and desktop apps for that matter) is when there is plenty of screen space available to show a long piece of text (like the name of a song or movie, for example) but the allocated display area is small and the text is just truncated with ellipses. I had the experience more than once of being handed a design like this and simply modifying it to flow and allow full display of the text although this made the height of the element variable (usually not even requiring any special code or library, just HTML which handles this automatically). The designers always objected to this modification and insisted that it be removed, and the managers always backed them up on the grounds that my modification would take too long to implement - even though it had already been implemented (trivially) and would take even more time to remove.

That is to say, the designers always objected when I was foolish enough to mention that I’d done it. I did eventually learn that lesson.

Bo7a@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 00:50 next collapse

Sysadmins hate computers.

not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 12:40 collapse

Sysadmins hate node_modules/

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Plurrbear@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 17:27 next collapse

Drumpf serving as US “President”…

Smeagol666@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 18:05 next collapse

Firemen hate pedophiles

Teachers hate pedophiles

Doctors hate pedophiles

Lawyers hate pedophiles

Liberals hate pedophiles

Conservatives hate pedophiles

Independents hate pedophiles

Where’s the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you’re on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 18:17 next collapse

Conservatives hate pedophiles

Unless it’s their own, then “he’s saving a young girl from extreme poverty”/“she’s teaching a lucky boy a special lesson”/“was a human after all, no one is perfect”.

Smeagol666@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 19:39 collapse

Shitlibs that pretend Bill Clinton and Joe Biden aren’t pedos give me a fucking headache. Also Bill Gates and Alan Dershowitz.

MagicShel@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 19:51 next collapse

Bill Clinton would be unsurprising. He might be just a run of the mill philanderer, though. I haven’t seen any legitimate reason to suspect Biden. Of course I spent 20 years thinking Michael Jackson was just a weird dude with a Peter Pan complex and might legitimately not have been a pedo, so maybe I just don’t have a very good pedodar.

Smeagol666@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 20:01 collapse

I was never sure about MJ, but I know that he was physically and sexually abused by members of his family. Dershowitz tried to push for lowering the age of consent to 14. Bill Gates was on the “Lolita Express”. No one associated with Epstein that went to his island is not a pedo, or at least a pedo enabler.

davidagain@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 22:57 collapse

Epstein “best friend” Trump chief among them, still working to help actual real life adults who have molested minors evade justice. Trump has always publicly lusted after under age girls, including famously his own daughter.

Smeagol666@mander.xyz on 30 Aug 00:08 collapse

I agree. Trump is definitely a fucking pedo. I don’t understand why he kept pushing the “Epstein List” with his base only to try and gaslight them about it now. I think he may have overestimated his toadies’ competence level in trying to delete himself from it while implicating his political rivals.

davidagain@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 07:12 collapse

This is exactly it, I think. Or maybe he’s just in it so much that there’s not a lot left without him.

TheDoozer@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 08:24 next collapse

I haven’t seen anything related to Biden, but I haven’t heard a single person, on any side if any aisle, defending Clinton. It’s always just seemed like a failed “gotcha” attempt on the right, because most everyone to the left of “I’ll vote for anything with an R next to their name” would have no issue throwing offenders from their own side in jail along with the others.

lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com on 30 Aug 12:56 collapse

Shitlibs that pretend Bill Clinton and Joe Biden aren’t pedos

This guy loves wild, unsubstantiated claims.

ameancow@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 19:55 next collapse

Conservatives hate pedophiles

I wish this was really a blanket rule.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 20:56 next collapse

It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays

Smeagol666@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 21:08 collapse

We can put “most” in front of all of these categories. Acting like there are no liberal or independent ones is the equivalent of enabling them. Put them all in prison no matter what political affiliation.

Pupscent@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 21:27 next collapse

From what we’re seeing in the US, pedophiles hate pedophiles… at least publicity.

Smeagol666@mander.xyz on 30 Aug 00:18 collapse

Like bitjunkie said:

It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays

AOCapitulator@hexbear.net on 30 Aug 00:27 next collapse

Conservatives hate pedophiles

Independents hate pedophiles

<img alt="libertarian-approaching" src="https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e6c523c9-82a7-4f0e-aed8-d9d960abff21.png">

skisnow@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 11:29 next collapse

Looks like you got downvoted by 9 pedophiles

Electricd@lemmybefree.net on 30 Aug 17:12 collapse

Or by people that make the difference between pedophiles and pedocriminals

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 13:00 next collapse

Conservatives hate pedophiles

Do they?

Death_Equity@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 19:40 collapse

Yeah, because they are hebephiles and the pedoes defile the kid before they can.

lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com on 30 Aug 13:13 next collapse

Where’s the fucking list Donny?

So, we’re positive there’s a secret list now instead of a wild claim out of the right-wing conspiracy hole that Donny played up to undermine the establishment & bolster MAGA votes like the press has been saying months ago?

I understand it’s a convenient weapon to turn against Donny, and it’d be funny if his coalition imploded over an unsatisfiable demand he campaigned on, but they’re not here on lemmy, so why is this here?

jerkface@lemmy.ca on 31 Aug 13:16 collapse

*child molesters. Many (if not most) who sexually abuse children are not sexually attracted to children. Many who are sexually attracted to children do not abuse children.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 18:19 next collapse

Proctologists hate things without a flared base.

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but not this way!”

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 20:09 next collapse

Funeral Homes hate the Government.

They are incredibly rude to the families receiving financial assistance, it takes 3 months for them to pay us, and did you know that if you don’t have a will they cut your step-children out of the process entirely?

We had one gentleman in our care whose only living family was his step-daughter. Because there were no blood relatives and no will the Public Guardian took control of his disposition and the step-daughter had no say in anything that happened with him. Wasn’t allowed to keep a portion of the ashes, the Funeral Director had to fight just to allow the step-daughter a brief final visitation.

This is also true for children under 18. Your 17 year old child has no say in your disposition if you have no other living relatives.

Have a will people, if for no other reason than to allow your loved ones to decide how they will grieve rather than some indifferent bureaucrat.

insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 21:06 next collapse

Which country is this?

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 21:30 collapse

Canada

Wolf@lemmy.today on 30 Aug 06:10 collapse

Do funeral homes in Canada charge grieving families 10k to bury their loved ones?

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 06:34 collapse

If they want a fancy casket and a large service maybe. It is rare to have a contract that large. Usually it’s in the $3000 - $5000 range, but anything covered by the government is less than $1500. (We also don’t have the cheapest prices in town)

strung6387@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 23:12 collapse

It never occurred to me that a government would pay a funeral home, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense for a government to collectively pay for the disposal of human remains, since everyone needs it, and it can’t be abused.

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 23:32 collapse

Not everyone is eligible, but if the family has no money to pay for it the government pays for basic services. If the family has funds available they have to pay but I believe they get reimbursed for some amount.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 29 Aug 20:24 next collapse

Arborists hate Bradford pear trees. They’re the ones that have white flowers and smell like cum. That’s not even why we hate them though.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 20:58 next collapse

Well, what is it?

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 29 Aug 21:00 collapse

It’s an invasive species and they grow with very poor structure so that they basically collapse in a pile of broken limbs after a couple of decades. And the nurseries marketed them heavily for a while so they’re planted everywhere. Pain in the ass to work with.

hakase@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 02:42 collapse

They make fantastic smoke though. Absolutely the best free meat smoking wood out there, because you can always find it in piles at the ends of people’s driveways for the trash to pick up.

Honestly one of my favorite trees for exactly this reason.

sartalon@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 15:35 collapse

I’m going to gather that the smoke does NOT smell like cum too.

Or is that why you love it? 🤔

hakase@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 17:04 collapse

Haha, it’s a fruit tree so it smokes similar to an applewood.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 21:33 next collapse

I wrote a mobile app years ago for a company that surveyed power lines to figure out what trees had to be cut away. They gave me a list of something like 800 tree species and I was like “do you guys really know what all these trees look like?” They did, it was a very impressive knowledge set.

A fun fact about power lines in rural areas: property owners generally get compensated monetarily when their trees have to be trimmed for this, and the amount they get is dependent on the species of tree. So the surveyors would usually find all kinds of incredibly exotic shit planted directly under the lines, basically a cash crop for people living in the middle of nowhere. This is probably a huge and under-appreciated factor in the spread of invasive species.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 01:48 collapse

That’s gorgeous, I love the unintended consequences

BurningRiver@beehaw.org on 29 Aug 22:42 next collapse

I had one of these in front of my house, and every spring I wondered why I smelled crusty underwear in my living room. The day I finally had it removed was one of the happiest of my life.

What’s the reason arborists hate them?

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 29 Aug 22:46 collapse
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Aug 21:18 collapse

Some house nearby must have one of those in their garden, because there’s a section of the road where I always catch that odour. Thanks for pointing it out to me, now I’ll look for the tree next time I have to pass through.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 30 Aug 21:35 collapse

There’s actually a few trees that can smell this way but if it’s in the spring and there are white flowers then it’s probably this one.

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 20:26 next collapse

Anyone using a phone hates clankers.

There’s one automated system I need to call regularly at work that does not give me the option of dialing numbers and forces me to speak to it. It lists the options it can understand, but I can’t just press a number to move on. Then it asks me to say and spell my first name, then say my last name (which it guesses the spelling of incorrectly) and pretends to type while it’s processing. Why are we doing this?

Dasus@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 02:07 collapse

Stop humanising answering machines by equating them to Star Wars level droids please.

Insulting.

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d0107119-2c7c-46f2-a0e6-896063da2848.gif">

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 04:23 collapse

Star wars droids are just more advanced answering machines

Dasus@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 04:42 collapse

Sure. But lots of them definitely qualify as AGI, whereas what we have is just AI.

So like yeah, oranges are round-ish and planets are round-ish, but there’s quite a sizable difference.

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a0feca6d-ddba-4b4c-b076-0283e65734ce.gif">

weed_scientist@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 20:48 next collapse

Cell biologists hate contaminants.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 20:55 next collapse

Physical therapists hate motorcycles.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 21:03 next collapse

Nvidia hates Wayland. :(

sip@programming.dev on 30 Aug 16:13 next collapse

frick! I just switched to wayland coz Schedule I was crashing xorg.

Electricd@lemmybefree.net on 30 Aug 17:11 collapse

Nvidia hates people but lives because of them

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 29 Aug 21:04 next collapse

And palaeoecologists hate people that borrow our lab, leave shit everywhere, and try to take it over. For FUCKS SAKE.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 29 Aug 21:26 next collapse

School bus drivers hate landscapers. And Amazon delivery drivers, but at least those fuckers move quickly.

We also hate children but I probably shouldn’t admit that publicly.

medgremlin@midwest.social on 29 Aug 22:05 next collapse

  • Emergency Medicine: Alcohol and/or fireworks
  • Family Medicine: Wellness influencers
  • Surgery: Pre-op NSAIDs (eg ibuprofen)
  • Pediatrics: RFK Jr
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Aug 22:40 next collapse

Epidemiology too for RFK.

medgremlin@midwest.social on 29 Aug 22:42 next collapse

Oh, I forgot for OB/Gyn: GOOP and “Natural Birth Midwives”

CptOblivius@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 01:14 collapse

We all hate RFK, except Ortho. Those guys seem to like stupid $&#(.

Paraneoptera@sopuli.xyz on 29 Aug 23:39 collapse

Neurology: Football (American football) and boxing

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Aug 13:11 collapse

Bet MMA is making the list too

leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today on 29 Aug 22:44 next collapse

For lawyers? The Dunning-Kruger effect.

fading_person@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 22:55 next collapse

That’s the enemy of anyone with any specialization

VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 12:56 collapse

When a client tells you they’ve done their own research. Either go pro se or shut up and let us handle your mess.

Corelli_III@midwest.social on 29 Aug 22:47 next collapse

every time i pick a different direction in my career, Donald Trump personally brings about that industry’s ruin

Revan343@lemmy.ca on 29 Aug 23:12 next collapse

Have you considered a job in the military-industrial complex, or maybe at a hedge fund?

BambiDiego@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 00:25 next collapse

WW3 and having to suck up to racist pedophiles, those are already on the chopping block

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 30 Aug 06:58 collapse

WW3, and you can bet I’ll be sucking up the remains of racist pedophiles. With a wet/dry shopvac.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 19:38 collapse

Inefficient.

Corpses should be put through a rotary macerator and then composted.

whoisearth@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 11:26 collapse

Instructions unclear now I’m having an affair with Pete Hegseth.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 19:37 collapse

He would just use you be looking at himself in the mirror while flexing the entire time.

synae@lemmy.sdf.org on 30 Aug 00:37 collapse

Become a hedge fund analyst or maybe get a job with McKinsey

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 02:49 collapse

McKinsey will likely be one of the few actual victims of AI replacing jobs.

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip on 29 Aug 22:58 next collapse

SLTs hate pacifiers. They’re horrible for a child’s teeth, leads to costantly open mouths, are bad for posture etc… Most patients’ parents who come into therapy are good about weaning their kids but some don’t and don’t know about the harm either

strung6387@lemmy.ml on 29 Aug 23:06 collapse

What does SLT mean?

pipes@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 00:20 next collapse

Speech and Language Therapist

or Swine, Lettuce, Tomato for a type of sandwich

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 07:33 collapse

As the other commenter said. Alternatives are also SLP - speech and language practitioner/pathologist, but I don’t think there’s a standardised name that’s always used in English. “Logopedics” is probably not used that often in English compared to “Logopädie” in German

philpo@feddit.org on 29 Aug 23:20 next collapse

Paramedics hate methamphetamine. And alcohol. And high voltage electrical current.

But we love people who injure themselves creatively.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 00:52 next collapse

Stupid people are our job security.

REDACTED@infosec.pub on 30 Aug 15:53 collapse

I think they meant unpredictable. Ie. So drunk or high on meth you might be violent towards the medics

chiliedogg@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 20:24 collapse

So is it bad that I’m on prescription amphetamines and had to do some unexpected work on the wiring on a 3-phase compressor after having a beer?

philpo@feddit.org on 30 Aug 21:21 collapse

Nah, you’re good. True methheads are… something else… That stuff really fries brains.

But electrical current is another story… doesn’t matter what you took first.

That shit is scary.

But three phases aren’t that bad, not nice,but survivalable. I am more talking about light rail overhead wires, train electrics,etc.

That shit fucks you up so bad even if you survive you wish you hadn’t.

Baggie@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 01:17 next collapse

IT people hate computers

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 01:45 next collapse

Well, they may distrust or dislike them, but I reckon the hate goes towards printers - especially label printers

JargonWagon@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 02:40 next collapse

Even worse: network based label printers. Fuck them.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 05:49 collapse

Yeah, sure. I don’t think I’ve ever directly attached them…

And why do the labs need a custom label size and layout, always?! I’m sure they’re just trying to be difficult

JargonWagon@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 13:41 collapse

Right? Like leave one on the settings for prod, use the others for testing out the different settings.

Baggie@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 05:21 collapse

Oh that’s the burning vitriol for all things of the infernal depths yes

phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org on 30 Aug 02:44 next collapse

i keep a shot gun in case my pc makes any wonky sound.

rockerface@lemmy.cafe on 30 Aug 02:49 next collapse

I have nothing against computers, as long as people aren’t allowed to touch them

VitoRobles@lemmy.today on 30 Aug 05:39 collapse

I saw a “update” button pop up on my screen. The IT guy ran over, shouted “WTF I turned that off! Fucking bullshit!” And he stormed off.

I think about that a lot.

Baggie@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 07:16 next collapse

I too have configured a wsus server, that was about the experience I had.

rockerface@lemmy.cafe on 30 Aug 08:48 next collapse

Can relate

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Aug 13:07 next collapse

We have one app where client management can’t globally disable update checks or notifications, but also, the updates aren’t critical enough to constantly validate and roll out.

So we get that “update available” badge in the app and can’t do anything about it. Probably not an issue for most people, since they already do updates only when they’re forced to, but annoying to the few who even look at those notifications.

abir_v@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 21:41 collapse

Windows and Microsoft in general does things to a man.

DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 04:56 next collapse

More like a love and hate relationship. I normally turn off my work computer and turn on my gaming one. Most of my time I am using one. Or a pocket computer some call it smartphone.

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 17:42 collapse

I hate that computers=troubleshooting, to the point where I won’t buy stuff with unnecessary computer electronics in it. Its getting to the point where I look at a product and just convert it in my head to however long I think it will take out of my life to troubleshoot it repeatedly.

But yes, I still work in IT by choice, for some reason.

Jackcooper@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 02:37 next collapse

Pharmacy: PBMs

chuymatt@startrek.website on 30 Aug 02:47 next collapse

All medical folks hate those bastards. The highest driver of increased prices, and only serves as the middle man.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 30 Aug 06:56 collapse

What does PBM mean?

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Aug 14:04 collapse

In the United States, a pharmacy benefit manager (PBM) is a third-party administrator of prescription drug programs.

[…]

PBMs play a role as the middlemen between pharmacies, drug manufacturers, wholesalers, and health insurance plan companies.

Parasites who make money off of ripping off patients and fucking over pharmacists. They are the rotten core of the US healthcare system and the primary facilitators of the exploitation machine turning your misery into profit.

They negotiate cheap prices from the manufacturers, charge the pharmacies (and by extension the patients) an arm and a leg and pocket the difference.

I believe they’re also the ones that argue with the pharmacist whether the patient really needs that expensive life-saving medication their insurance doesn’t want to cover, because they get kickbacks for saving them money. Sure, you might have cancer, but have you tried Yoga instead of chemo?

Dr. Glaucomflecken has a nice video on it as part of his series on US healthcare.

Jackcooper@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 00:44 collapse

As a pharmacist I’ll give this my stamp of approval.

Only part I’d throw into this short write up is that 80% of the market is 3 guys - CVS Caremark, Cigna Express Scripts, and Optum. And they all steer to THEIR pharmacies and use this to continue the theft (such as Express Scripts paying a pharmacy in the Tricare military program 1% on a drug of what they pay themselves (using government money, of course)).

Allero@lemmy.today on 30 Aug 05:15 next collapse

Microbiologists hate wild microbes everywhere

Tecovirimat@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Aug 11:03 collapse

I’d argue that most wild microbes are not as bad as domestic microbes with all their antibiotic resistance development.

Allero@lemmy.today on 30 Aug 20:54 collapse

Honestly, I’d just rather not have any except ones I’m working on. Sterility requirements bring in a lot of headaches.

A decent lab requires several intermediate clean zones and several layers of sterile coats, plus if anything opens outside the flow cabinet, it’s as good as empty, except now you also get to manage the contamination of the surroundings.

And some molds are REALLY sturdy.

DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz on 30 Aug 06:51 next collapse

Neurophysiologist hate action potentials.

To be fair, just because you (generally, if you do cool stuff) want to sort the signals you recorded from a brain, a lot of times this messy annoying and takes up a lot of time. Saw quite some people get pretty mad about sorting spikes

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 06:51 next collapse

Video game content creators hate reading ( especially controls ).

Edit:

There are plenty of times I’ll watch someone play a game and then get confused about how to do something in it because they either don’t look at the controls in settings or breeze past it or don’t read what a quest entails. They just play on in a braindead like trance and get confused and angry as to why the game that gives you everything you need to know doesn’t tell them something vital like a certain control they need.

vithigar@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 07:07 next collapse

This is basically why I can’t watch any “variety” streamers. They are, without exception, absolutely awful at learning new games or even just understanding what’s happening on screen.

You’d think that would be antithetical to having your livelihood hinge on playing a wide swathe of games, but here we are.

Steamers that focus on a specific game/genre thankfully tend to have some idea what they’re doing.

derpgon@programming.dev on 30 Aug 09:11 next collapse

I played games all my life, and it always baffled me how some streamers can master one game over several years and then be completely unusable in another. Like bruh, it is still a game, it is not THAT different. Sure, they might suck because they didn’t master the mechanics yet, but struggling with basic controls for an hour? They gotta be playing it…

Throw me into a game, and if the controls make sense it will probably be second nature to me in 15 minutes for me.

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 09:51 next collapse

Throw me into a game and if the controls make sense it will probably be second nature to me in 15 minutes for me.

That’s how I feel with just about any platformer that don’t have tank controls. Whether or not I’m good at said game is a whole different story…

Redredme@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 10:08 next collapse

Dude. It’s time you start playing flight and/or space sims.

(15 minutes hahahahaha)

derpgon@programming.dev on 31 Aug 09:05 collapse

Realistic games do not quite count, because the controls are complicated by nature and learning them is the gameplay.

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 17:40 collapse

I think most people avoid games that are so different from what they have played before that they dont know where to even begin. This happened with baldurs gate 3 a lot because it was so popular but also a new genre for most.

Do you still learn games quickly if they are entirely foreign to you? Last couple examples for me were satisfactory and minecraft, and both took quite a while to become proficient in.

All that said, I dont think variety streamers are playing complicated or complex games with long learning curves to begin with, so them struggling at normal platformers and such is pretty ridiculous.

derpgon@programming.dev on 30 Aug 17:57 collapse

Usually boils down to a given category and combination of main elements. Open world, survival, crafting, automation, FPS, rogue lite/like, RPG, inventory management, RTS, puzzle, first/third person, action combat, tat target, top down, isometric, etc.

Of course, there are heavy outliers, but those usually require heavy wiki / youtube use to even get into. Same with spreadsheet simulator games where mastery does not necessarily come with time but understanding of hidden mexhanics and synergies.

As an example, I used to play WoW a lot and raided a lot, then got back into GW2 after 10 years (where I didn’t do any dungeons or big raids, and if I did I couldn’t remember), and didn’t have problems with mechanics as others who were playing for several years. The mechanics just make sense, even when it is a new one - stay out of red circles, stack during attacks that split damage, damage phases etc.

When I got into Valheim, I already knew what would be needed without having to see any tutorials - build a house, make a farm, roughly where to look for what, and how to find info correctly.

There is not much I havent explored in my younger days, and throwing me into an FPS game I haven’t played would probably mean I’d be in the top quarter on my team in two or three games.

When started Helldivers 2, I could no problem take on diff 8 (out of likr 10 or 11) and stay up to speed with others way before I unlocked it, as lower difficulties did not pose much of a challenge besides not having the top gear unlocked.

Sure, I won’t know immediately what to do or how to control the character, but when I see a streamer struggling to clear content and see they throw points into defense on an attack character especially when it HIGHLIGHTS the recommended stats (looking at Clair Obscur), I just wanna tip my eyeballs out.

I am usually having a hard time with choices regarding optimization, like when I get to choose “do you want 1 level up or 10 attack power”, bitch I dunno. But we are back at spreadsheets.

tempest@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 11:57 collapse

Their livelihood doesn’t hinge on playing the game. That’s just incidental. They depend on interaction with the audience and stopping to read and understand something is dead air.

vithigar@lemmy.ca on 31 Aug 14:24 collapse

That’s a fair point. Which I guess changes my reasoning from “I don’t watch them because they’re bad at games” to “I don’t watch them because they are insufferable clowns”.

kureta@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 09:42 next collapse

I look at controls in settings but all this time I assumed that was because I’m dumb. I thought “I was obviously supposed to know how controls work, because I need to go into a menu that is for changing controls, to see what controls are. If developers thought there was something that I couldn’t know without looking at the control map, it would have been in a top level menu called control/key map for me to have a quick look”.

Witziger_Waschbaer@feddit.org on 30 Aug 11:20 collapse

I tend to think that’s kinda intentional. Drives up engagement by people telling them how to play in the chat. Also makes people think that they can do better and buy the game.

Electricd@lemmybefree.net on 30 Aug 17:07 collapse

Damn, you created a doubt in me

Would all of this be a giant lie? AM I THE PRODUCT? (always was)

MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 07:13 next collapse

actual work.

sleepmode@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 07:18 next collapse

Everyone hates Sales except C-suite.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 30 Aug 07:29 next collapse

i thought you were going to say AI for the moment, that seems to be all the rage for csuites and ceos.

sleepmode@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 16:03 collapse

Hah, very true. i was thinking further back.

austinfloyd@ttrpg.network on 30 Aug 16:20 next collapse

I don’t hate sales as a concept. I just dislike the sociopaths who tend to work there.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 19:35 next collapse

At least they generate revenue.

Marketing, now that is a useless department with far too many people.

Patches@ttrpg.network on 30 Aug 21:23 collapse

Everyone also hates C-Suite

quetzaldilla@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 07:31 next collapse

Accounting:

Intuit products. They mislead people into thinking they are saving money by not paying an accountant or taking a class or two at the community college.

Depending on the situation, it can result in heavy fines and fees when the books or tax returns need to be corrected.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 12:48 next collapse

As an IT person: Intuit products.

Their support sucks and unless it’s operating as designed, you basically can’t get any answer more specific than “call support” online, and when you do decide to call them, the IT guy can never get answers unless the account holder is on the line because they refuse to talk to anyone who isn’t on the account and they refuse to add the IT guy to the account.

Also, QuickBooks desktop is basically dead. There will be no 2025 version as far as I’m aware. They’re forcing everyone into QuickBooks online.

Also, their automated file doctor tools are basically useless, rebuilding a file has a good chance of breaking it, requiring intervention from the data services team.

They also seem to have no idea what automation is, and have little to no shits to give over making deployment and management any easier/simpler for the IT staff that needs to support their product.

Fuck. Intuit.

ghterve@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 14:13 collapse

Wait until you meet Adobe

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 15:58 collapse

They can get fucked with a rusty cactus.

But at least with Adobe, their support actually knows things, and there’s an admin console where I can see what’s happening with my team subscriptions.

They’re expensive as all fuck, but that’s not my problem. That’s a problem for the company.

NoodlePoint@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 23:55 collapse

I like the one guy who said he pays taxes so that he can have civilization. It kinda sucks a company has near-absolute monopoly of tax-return software, and thus I’m interested if there’s a FOSS alternative to that.

[deleted] on 30 Aug 07:50 next collapse

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Hirom@beehaw.org on 30 Aug 09:26 next collapse

Everyone hate quacks.

I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org on 30 Aug 15:25 collapse

Except ducks 🦆

Apytele@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 09:48 next collapse

As a psych nurse I hate food and housing instability and the death of thirdspaces. Oh and also the prison industrial complex.

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 17:30 collapse

I was in a waiting room at a hospital recently, and there was a homeless person trying to get out of the heat there as well. He was talking about how he hasnt eaten in days and he doesnt know what hes going to do. Not five feet from him is multiple vending machines filled with food and drinks, just a thin piece of glass barricading them in.

Seeing both of those things next to each other at the same time made me so angry. I dont really know what I’m angry at or who needs to fix it, but I know there’s a problem there that should be fixed.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 11:39 next collapse

As a game dev I hate capital-G Gamers™

Edit: before you feel personally attacked and don’t know what a Capital-G Gamer is. Read this www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Capital-G…

www.reveddit.com/v/OutOfTheLoop/…/ewy51j9/#t1_ewy…

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Aug 12:18 collapse

Entitled customers of any flavour are awful. It’s one thing to know what you want and to decide whether something is worth your money, but it’s another to demand people cater to your specific taste and be a dick about it, as if the devs’ time and effort wasn’t worth anything.

And particularly annoying in my opinion are those who think they know how to fix a given issue, call you an idiot for not “just” doing that and have no idea of the constraints and decisions that might preclude or complicate that “simple fix”.

BoosBeau@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 12:34 next collapse

Instructional designers hate Articulate’s Storyline 360

Pandantic@midwest.social on 30 Aug 12:35 next collapse

Elementary teachers hate full moons.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz on 30 Aug 13:41 collapse

Why?

DynoNoob@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 15:26 next collapse

Werewolves, obviously.

Pandantic@midwest.social on 30 Aug 15:51 collapse

Some may think this is woo woo or superstition, but I lost count of how many times I’ve been like, “why are all the kids acting crazy (even the ones who are normally sane)?” and it turns out it’s a super moon or just a regular full moon.

I think it’s because kids still have that animal brain that sometimes overrides their logical brain.

Electricd@lemmybefree.net on 30 Aug 16:57 collapse

From Wikipedia

Psychologists, however, have found that there is no strong evidence for effects on human behavior around the time of a full moon.[12]

  1. “Full Moon Effect On Behavior Minimal, Studies Say”. National Geographic News. 6 February 2004. Archived from the original on 24 July 2017. Retrieved 3 December 2005.

TL;DR: Overall, studies show different answers, which could be the cause of:

  • Unrelated, manually picked data from some area
  • Small sample size
  • Correlation, not causation (?), though it doesn’t seem to be the case

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_moon#cite_ref-12 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_effect

Probably a case of: only people that experience out of the ordinary rates or behaviors around those periods or days will speak up about it due to the phenomenon having some popularity, while others forget or don’t talk about it.

It seems that not a lot of people care about this, and the subject suffers from low sample sizes in my opinion (often around a few thousands at best). Due to the highly random nature of these events, I believe big sample sizes should be required.

Geodad@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 12:52 next collapse

Geologists hate engineers.

sartalon@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 15:27 collapse

Why?

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 17:26 next collapse

Sewer maintenance techs also hate engineers.

Actually everyone hates engineers.

Discoslugs@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 21:28 collapse

No one hates engineers more than other engineers.

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 23:17 collapse

“Let me tell you what bullshit the guy before me did…”

Geodad@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 17:27 collapse

I don’t know if things have changed, but engineers have not historically taken the expert advice of geologists, and it has cost lives.

umfk@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 13:07 next collapse

Data scientists hate time zones.

Electricd@lemmybefree.net on 30 Aug 16:47 collapse

Every dev hates time zones but I wouldn’t say it’s the number 1 enemy

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 17:25 next collapse

We should invent standard computing time (SCT) or something and use that.

MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 18:19 next collapse

And name it Zulu Time because it sounds cool.

lemmysquezzy@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 19:05 collapse

But are we summer or winter winds?

Electricd@lemmybefree.net on 30 Aug 18:43 collapse

UTC

But dealing with timezone conversions and daylight savings is a pain. Like if you make a recurring task every day BASED on the user’s timezone, it’s annoying because of daylight savings

sukhmel@programming.dev on 31 Aug 09:07 collapse

I would guess that in Data Science some things would require you to use local timezone because they are dependent on the actual time of day, and some would require synchronization so use of UTC. Also, some timezones are way off the sunlight time and would skew the data that has dependency on daylight and not on hours

nectar45@lemmy.zip on 30 Aug 13:25 next collapse

Programmers hate ai

Psychologists hate facebook…and also ai

Marriage Counselors hate reddit…and also ai

Professorozone@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 13:37 next collapse

Engineers hate managers.

Remember next time you get a shitty product, don’t blame the engineer who designed it. Blame the manager who forced him to do it that way.

ikidd@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 14:52 next collapse

Technicians hate engineers. An engineer will drag themselves across a field of naked virgins, ignoring them all, in order to fuck one mechanic.

Soup@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 16:17 next collapse

There is no worse designer than a German engineer.

Professorozone@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 03:52 collapse

As an engineer I can understand that.

It can be a little like a dentist and a dental assistant. The assistant does all the work but the dentist gets the Porsche.

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 16:30 next collapse

MEP Electrical Engineer here!

Architects. Boy do I sure hate me some architects.

Professorozone@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 03:54 collapse

My dad was a marine engineer (ports, harbors, that kind of stuff) and he used to say an architect is an engineer with his brains knocked out.

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 04:10 collapse

This is apt. I concur. We are concurrent.

multifariace@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 17:06 next collapse

I blame designers for everything. Keeps the fads and fashion for the well-to-do. The average person needs function first. Why would anything I want to buy for regular use be available seasonally or only come in over the top fancy plastic shapes with weird colors and breaks with less than 100 hours of use. I have a kitchen and office because I use them, not because it accents my overpriced home. I have worked in merchandising from many angles and it sickens me. Even what should be simple packaging on almost all retail products is overdesigned and printed full of lies. And the worst part is the cost of the product is directly related to design. Look at how cheap some knock-offs can be produced. I would never presume the engineer to be the source of the overpriced malfunctions of consumerism.

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 17:24 next collapse

I think the average consumer simply believes its not legal to lie on packaging like that. They might not have even asked the question of whether its true or not.

Roberto@mujico.org on 30 Aug 22:36 collapse

And don’t get me started about UX designers! Motherfuckers break whatever is working so it looks “clean”.

espentan@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 09:57 collapse

As a former tech manager, I’d argue you’re a pretty shit manager if you tell your people how to solve a problem. Guide, inform, clarify, help remove obstacles etc. etc., but the solution is for the engineers to find.

Professorozone@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 11:17 collapse

Look, I don’t wish to be insulting but with a comment like that, I find it hard to believe you worked in any business. While engineers maintain some level of control over product design, like making the product actually function (although I’ve even seen that thwarted by management) they do not usually have the last say in things like ergonomics, interoperability, improvements that cost extra, appearance, business development and many other design parameters.

By management I should point out that I am including anyone who is above the design engineer in the process.

I’ve seen business development guys promise customers impossible functionality because “that’s what I thought they would want.”

I’ve seen schedules created by systems engineers that could not be met if we lived in a Star Trek universe.

I’ve been in meetings where production logic was similar to; if one woman can give birth to a child in 9 months, nine women can give birth to a child in one month.

I’ve seen budgets slashed to the bone or critical people removed from projects for a host of reasons, good or bad.

In an actual example I was in a meeting where the manager of business development didn’t know what the term PC Card slot meant. When he was presented with the product design in a meeting, he asked where the PC Card slot was. So the engineer pointed out that it was internal to the unit, on the motherboard where they were always placed. He did not like this because there was no actual slot on the outside. When it was pointed out that that wasn’t really possible without completely redesigning both the motherboard and the enclosure he insisted we put a slot on the outside. When told that the PC Card slot couldn’t be reached from ANY slot on the outside of the enclosure he made us redesign the end plate to incorporate a PC Card shaped slot that served no purpose except to stroke his ego, and add a costly change to a product with existing tooling and necessitate a PC Card slot sized plug to seal the unit against moisture be designed. We, from that day forward, referred to that end cap as the vanity plate.

Yeah a good manager would do all of those things you said assuming his manager doesn’t stop him, but that’s the point, managers suck. That’s why we hate then.

espentan@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 12:08 collapse

I don’t disagree with anything you’re saying.

What I wrote was based on my personal experience, managing engineers on product teams and how I approached the role as manager.

We owned the products we developed and maintained and as a team we enjoyed great autonomy, and so we were spared customers/clients asking for the ridiculous, and I can probably count on one hand (ok, maybe two hands) the times we just had to do something because corporate said so.

We always pushed for engineers’ involvement in product and feature development, planning/roadmaps, and they did indeed have great influence over the what and the how. Push back from engineers on products’ suggestions/ideas/plans were frequent, and attention was paid.

This was for a company in Norway, where perhaps top down management isn’t as prevalent as in many other places, and employees are typically encouraged to speak up and get involved. Again, in my experience.

I found that being there to support and assist my engineers, not micro managing them, gave great results in terms of team culture and work satisfaction. I made it clear that I would always have their backs as long as they didn’t intentionally fuck something up.

I fully realize this isn’t the case everywhere, nor even typical.

All said, I really enjoyed being a manager. On some level it triggered a father’s instincts in me, and I took great pride in looking after people and seeing what they were capable of building as a team.

jerkface@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 13:44 next collapse

Tech support hates boomers and zoomers

TRock@feddit.dk on 30 Aug 15:59 next collapse

I enjoyed clueless people when doing tech support, it made me feel needed 😂

Mossheart@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 16:46 collapse

Clueless people who want help yes. Clueless people who are confidently wrong and refuse to listen to reason or accept personal responsibility for the fact they broke their stuff, no.

TRock@feddit.dk on 30 Aug 16:58 collapse

Agree 👍

Electricd@lemmybefree.net on 30 Aug 16:48 next collapse

Pretty much everyone then

jerkface@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 19:30 collapse

Pretty much everyone who belongs on Golga Frinshan Ark Fleet Ship B

Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 01:15 collapse

Let’s hear it for the generation who had to fix computers as a survival skill.

AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 14:15 next collapse

Most, if not all, professions in the domain of knowledge creation hate AI.

Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 14:18 next collapse

Never understood the deal with q tips. Like, just don’t shove it all the way to your eardrum and don’t push wax inside?

Shellbeach@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 16:31 next collapse

I was thinking Ents as in Ent trees and couldn’t remember when in the LOTR Q-tips were used against Ents…

Electricd@lemmybefree.net on 30 Aug 17:05 next collapse

How do people use them else though? What are they for? Who cleans the outside of the ear with this? Just use water and soap when you shower??

EtherWhack@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 19:28 collapse

Manufacturers do it for liability and doctors for that one idiot out of twenty.

potato_wallrus@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 16:12 next collapse

Cardiologists probably hate fried food and energy drinks

hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 16:39 next collapse

The amount of people absolutely POUNDING several event drinks a day is astounding.

I have a heart condition and couldn’t drink them if I wanted to, without dying, so they don’t believe when I say it’s bad for them.

GreenShimada@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 17:14 next collapse

Yeah, WTF is up with this? The people that will drink 3 or 4 cans of Monster a day? JFC, that shit’ll kill you, man!

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 17:22 next collapse

I worked with someone who would bring 4 cans of monster to work every day, but he told me he was essentially addicted. He said he’d get pounding headaches if he didnt drink them now. Its probably not all that different from a cocaine habit.

GreenShimada@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 20:27 next collapse

Caffeine habits are very real, and holy shit, that’s like 6-7 coffees a day. If he went cold turkey, it would be a week of hell at home, vomiting from the migranes.

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 23:16 collapse

I think knowing him made me reframe how I view caffeine. I treat it as a potent drug and it seems to affect me that way now, so I barely use it.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 21:42 next collapse

When I went off caffeine, it took me down with 3 days of flu like symptoms and headaches. Grouchy asshole is an understatement. I was drinking 2 coffees a day, I can’t imagine.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 31 Aug 11:21 collapse

it’s just caffeine, i’ll never understand why people can’t just buy a bottle of caffeine pills and get the precise amount they want, it would let him slowly decrease the amount until he isn’t dependent any more.

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 31 Aug 12:37 collapse

Its really hard to be in charge of your own taper, self control is usually lacking in substance abuse situations.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 31 Aug 12:44 collapse

i mean it’s caffeine, not nicotine, and even with nicotine a good amount of people manage to taper down usage. You don’t get addicted to caffeine, you get dependent, which is much easier to handle.

sausager@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 19:23 collapse

I’m failing to see a downside

Patches@ttrpg.network on 30 Aug 21:20 collapse

Tastes better than cigarettes shrugs

shneancy@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 02:22 collapse

coffeine makes me sleepy so energy drinks only give me placebo and it doesn’t matter that coffeine barely affects me, could not care less about the caffeine, but

one can usually has an entire day’s maxiumum amount of sugar for an adult in it, that is an insane amout to drinking in an hour or so. and that’s not to even mention that whatever they put in them seems to enjoy making kidney stones!

those things should not be a regular part of anyone’s diet

Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 21:43 collapse

Then you see the cardiologist at lunch pounding an energy, and stuffing whatever the fastest option in their hospital is, down their throat.

shneancy@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 02:24 collapse

then going out for a cig break

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 30 Aug 17:57 next collapse

Retail workers hate you.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 31 Aug 01:11 collapse

I was going to say “Customers”, but I hated my coworkers too.

meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 18:14 next collapse

Guitarists hate the G string

roundup5381@sh.itjust.works on 30 Aug 18:30 collapse

Same for strippers

kieron115@startrek.website on 30 Aug 18:52 next collapse

Whoever is fixing your computer absolutely despises you if you’re a smoker. Tar gets everywhere.

Patches@ttrpg.network on 30 Aug 21:19 collapse

Tar is better than roaches. Y’all nasty.

lemmysquezzy@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 19:14 next collapse

Excel users: Blank cells in worksheets, leading / trailing spaces, broken desktop links in shared files, bad formatting, bad conditional formating, merged cells*, locked workbooks from 5 years ago someone lost the password too, looking at you Bob!

kamen@lemmy.world on 30 Aug 20:26 next collapse

Human being here. I hate people.

/s

HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Aug 21:43 next collapse

Users are the enemy of IT workers.

kieron115@startrek.website on 30 Aug 21:51 next collapse

“Everything is working fine. What do we even pay you people for?”

“Everything is on fire! What do we even pay you people for!”

HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Aug 21:56 collapse

You just can’t win with some people.

ulterno@programming.dev on 31 Aug 10:30 collapse

The trick is to occasionally let some fires through, just enough to let the users feel the heat before fixing them.

RaccoonBall@lemmy.ca on 30 Aug 21:55 collapse

Printers.

Specifically small consumer printers that users insist on having on their desk

HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Aug 21:57 collapse

🤮

Pulptastic@midwest.social on 30 Aug 22:46 next collapse

Differential cooling rates.

sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 01:13 collapse

But it’s crucial for bimetalic strips around the world

Pulptastic@midwest.social on 31 Aug 01:17 collapse

And detrimental to everything structural made of metal.

sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 14:46 collapse

Eh, you win some you lose some

Need me those cheap thermometers

Taleya@aussie.zone on 30 Aug 23:18 next collapse

helpdesk and users

Dearth@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 00:47 next collapse

Bike mechanics hate Slime

lgmjon64@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 00:56 next collapse

Anesthesiology: we hate add-on cases

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 01:00 next collapse

Paramedic - being awake.

Custard@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 01:07 next collapse

Data Engineers hate delimiters in data

Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 01:21 next collapse

Chefs hate everything and everyone, but especially instagram.

My hell is a land of dishes that were sent back to be reheated.

tengkuizdihar@programming.dev on 31 Aug 02:20 next collapse

probably overinflated, egoistitical, spineless, tech leaders.

MrSulu@lemmy.ml on 31 Aug 05:29 next collapse

Proctologists hate deodarant cans

thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works on 31 Aug 06:02 collapse

I thought they’d absolutely love objects without flared bases - keeps them employed, and entertained!

spacesatan@leminal.space on 30 Aug 07:50 next collapse

I, a warehouse worker, hate OXO for slapping every warning label under the sun on their boxes. I saw a box of oven mitts labeled “fragile” along with like five other warnings. Not even a one size fits all box either, this had custom printing for the product.

Also Crown for making equipment that is so ineptly fly-by-wire there is what feels like half a second delay between input and response.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca on 31 Aug 11:58 next collapse

Typewriter repair men used to hate word processors.

ronflex@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 12:50 collapse

People saying users are the bane of IT professionals are just antisocial whiners. The real bane of an IT professional is fucking printers. Fuck printers.