jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
on 22 Sep 22:46
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All we need is a toboggan, a funnel, a couple shots of fireball, safety goggles, and a positive mental attitude.
spinne@sh.itjust.works
on 22 Sep 23:06
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Friend of mine used to work for a 24-hour big box store in Michigan. He was working an evening shift after a big snow dump when two college kids came through his lane with trash bags, a container of vaseline, and a bottle of vodka. They didn’t even spring for the goggles!
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
on 23 Sep 00:02
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Sigh Kids… Always wear PPE. A dirty snowball to the eye is no joke.
The graphic is urging a patient to actually do the required prep. The prep cleans you out.
weariedfae@sh.itjust.works
on 24 Sep 09:11
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So my partner literally had a colonoscopy this week.
I don’t know how to do spoiler tags and they often don’t work on my app anyway so WARNING: GROSS.
You drink a special laxative and chew these special pills to empty everything out and, critically, you know when you’re clean when your poop comes out identical to pee. Translucent yellow liquid. The instructions have a color chart and everything.
My elderly neighbor doesn’t exactly follow rules. She had a colonoscopy earlier this year. They sent her home because she “wasn’t clean.” She had to repeat the process later, and I can’t imagine she was a Sunny Country Road, but they at least completed the exam that time. I am still mortified for her, my first colonoscopy was last year, I spent a full day on the toilet prepping. Nearly slept in the bathtub.
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I dont get it. There was never snow in my asshole???
Not with that attitude
fair enough
All we need is a toboggan, a funnel, a couple shots of fireball, safety goggles, and a positive mental attitude.
Friend of mine used to work for a 24-hour big box store in Michigan. He was working an evening shift after a big snow dump when two college kids came through his lane with trash bags, a container of vaseline, and a bottle of vodka. They didn’t even spring for the goggles!
Sigh Kids… Always wear PPE. A dirty snowball to the eye is no joke.
At least bring lunch trays and goggles, boys. Busted tailbones are no joke
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Nor this altitude
The ploughs must have been out
I love getting my colon plowed
Snow in my asshole? In this economy??
And, it’s fucking fascinating. Don’t get sedated, watch the weirdness!
Huh. They didn’t give my partner a choice when they got a colonoscopy.
How many times do I need to ask you to stop posting my grindr profile on social media?
It’s ribbed for your pleasure
How are you supposed to know the cleanliness of your colon?
You dont need to know yourself, just follow the instructions the doctor gives you before the procedure. Usually fasting, maybe a rinse.
Sometimes they send entirely inadequate instructions you know aren’t going to work and then you have to go more than once. That’s a pain in the ass.
To be fair, even going one time will be a pain the ass. Returning a second time will be another pain in the ass.
how do I know if I did a good job or not though? Do I just gotta trust that I followed the instructions correctly?
I’m just sayin give me a lil camera so I can check.
Oh… you will know, because you will only be shitting clear liquid, every 30-90 minutes half way through the protocol.
Hang them on the fence inside out and hose them down with a garden hose.
I mean, it’s not the first option I’d go with but it is certainly one of the ideas I’ve ever heard
The graphic is urging a patient to actually do the required prep. The prep cleans you out.
So my partner literally had a colonoscopy this week.
I don’t know how to do spoiler tags and they often don’t work on my app anyway so WARNING: GROSS.
You drink a special laxative and chew these special pills to empty everything out and, critically, you know when you’re clean when your poop comes out identical to pee. Translucent yellow liquid. The instructions have a color chart and everything.
My elderly neighbor doesn’t exactly follow rules. She had a colonoscopy earlier this year. They sent her home because she “wasn’t clean.” She had to repeat the process later, and I can’t imagine she was a Sunny Country Road, but they at least completed the exam that time. I am still mortified for her, my first colonoscopy was last year, I spent a full day on the toilet prepping. Nearly slept in the bathtub.
Just get a bag of that road de-icing salt
Almost heaven?
West Virginia?
Is there a hosepipe adapter for your bum? Asking for a friend.
Do you want the one shaped like a dildo or is classic butt plug okay?
DO NOT USE A PRESSURE WASHER
douche hose adapters exists
That analogy is spot on. Everyone knows how light one feels after the first post-coffee morning dump.
Is this colonialism?