Make gravity your bitch
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 10 Apr 19:29
https://mander.xyz/post/27939575

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bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de on 10 Apr 19:36 next collapse

And still it is powerful enough to completely close off parts of the universe from the rest. Truly fascinating.

rockerface@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 19:41 next collapse

Gravity is the weakest fundamental force, yes. At least, at relatively close distances. The advantage gravity has is that it never quite goes away, no matter how far you are.

tdawg@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 19:53 next collapse

I mean yeah but also you reverse that square enough and it’s effectively zero

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 10 Apr 19:57 collapse

But never actually zero, unlike those other quitter “forces”

captainjaneway@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 20:36 collapse

Is that actually true? I’m not an expert but I thought all forces extend our into infinity. I thought we just allowed them to go to 0 at a certain radius for the sake of making the math manageable.

nxn@biglemmowski.win on 10 Apr 20:50 next collapse

Not the person you replied to, and not really an expert either, but I can tell you that the W and Z bosons (force carriers for the weak force) are very short lived and can only travel through space so far before they decay. This effectively puts a cap on the distance of weak interactions.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social on 10 Apr 21:45 collapse

Strong force is the same.

I don’t know if it’s shorter than the weak force, but you gotta be in an atom’s nucleus to experience it

Edit: i just realized I may have confused people - strong force has a limited distance, not that it’s because they decay.

Edit 2: If i ever got a PhD or master’s even in Physics, id probably write a book on how “The Universe Demands Laziness.” Because pretty much everything in physics ends up with a system taking shortcuts to save a little bit of energy.

sepi@piefed.social on 10 Apr 22:00 next collapse

The strong force also gets stronger with distance

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social on 10 Apr 22:23 collapse

Except the energy required to increase the distance between the particles is enough that it ends up creating more particles and the distance never gets any more distancier?

Verito@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 23:30 next collapse

I don’t know if it’s shorter than the weak force, but you gotta be in an atom’s nucleus to experience it

That’s what she said.

nxn@biglemmowski.win on 10 Apr 23:50 next collapse

So this is where my inexperience kicks in, but I don’t understand how the strong force can function in the same way considering that gluons are massless.

The W and Z bosons having mass prevents them from being able to travel at the speed of light, and therefore they experience time and can only travel some limited distance before decaying into fermions.

But since gluons do not have mass, they, like photons, do not experience time – and so how could they have a half life?

In my mental model of the strong force I assumed that they simply were created and destroyed in an exchange between quarks – much like how photons get absorbed/emitted by electrons. But this alone does not cause a limit on the distance of strong interactions, so I assumed that mechanically any limit on the strong force’s distance must function differently.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social on 11 Apr 00:29 collapse

Gluons do not have a half life?

Remember that they DO make an exchange - Gluons have color charge - red, green and blue. QCD is the magical realm of color charge.

The hardest part for quantum anything is grasping the “probability aspect” means spontaneous things can happen. In the case of QCD, as you put energy into separating quarks it becomes infinitely more likely to pull particles out of the vacuum than to separate them.

QCD is involved in fusion in a similar way - two protons will oppose each other with infinitely more force the closer they get because their charges are repulsive. The faster two protons are flung at eachother, the probability of the quarks binding increases.

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 04:52 next collapse

If i ever got a PhD or master’s even in Physics, id probably write a book on how “The Universe Demands Laziness.” Because pretty much everything in physics ends up with a system taking shortcuts to save a little bit of energy.

This is how I teach both physics and chemistry. Electrons are lazy - they’re going to chill in the lowest energy level they can. They fill in sub shells like people getting on a bus - you aren’t going to sit next to someone else unless you have to, you’re going to sit probably as close to the front (nucleus) as you can.

muix@lemmy.sdf.org on 11 Apr 07:13 collapse

TIL the Univers was written in Haskell

tdawg@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 15:36 collapse

Ostensibly sure but really it’s all hacked together perl

Viper_NZ@lemmy.nz on 10 Apr 22:26 collapse

Nah, at some point the simulation we live in is going to round down to save computing power.

TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub on 11 Apr 01:19 next collapse

Is that simulation in the room with us ri

WARNING: Unexpected false vacuum decay.
Reverting current state.
3,245,333,345,728,345,876 recoveries until reboot.

us right now? Hurrr durr

WARNING: Unexpected false vacuum decay.
Reverting current state.
3,245,333,345,728,345,875 recoveries until reboot.
Klear@sh.itjust.works on 11 Apr 07:40 collapse

Are you the mirror universe version of DarkViperAU?

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 10 Apr 19:54 next collapse

So it’s like humans? 🤔

We aren’t particularly strong or fast, but we became apex predators because we never. Stop. Coming.

kamenlady@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 20:00 next collapse

Also, we, never, stop, cumming.

whostosay@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 00:40 collapse

So much to cum, so much to cum,

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 11 Apr 05:11 collapse

So what’s wrong with cumming the backstreet

SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 06:16 collapse

You’ll never know if you don’t cum

whostosay@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 06:35 next collapse

cum cum, cumcumcum cum, get ur cumcum CUM----CUM

SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 08:06 collapse

AND ALL THAT’S CUMMING IS CUMMMM

only shooting cummmm breaks the mOwOld

(Smash mouth were so ahead of the curve, they had OwO in their lyrics in 1999)

Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone on 11 Apr 08:37 collapse

You’ll never cum if you don’t blow

rooroo@feddit.org on 10 Apr 20:28 next collapse

about to make ourselves go away though.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 21:01 collapse

Whoops

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de on 10 Apr 21:09 collapse

Whoopsee

samus12345@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 22:38 collapse
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social on 10 Apr 21:48 next collapse

Can you imagine being those antelope being hunted by early human ancestors -

“Ok, bob, we just bolted at 40mph for a minute or so, they’re not going to find us again.”

“Clarice, you said that the last 8 times and they still showed up! They’re unnatural! They just keep following and following us! Alex smashed his shin that last run, and I don’t know how many more times I can run myself! We’re doomed Clarice! Doomed!”

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 10 Apr 23:31 next collapse

It’s basically a zombie movie, but the main character is Bambi.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 05:03 collapse

They cannot be bargained with. They cannot be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

jballs@sh.itjust.works on 11 Apr 01:08 collapse

Exactly. Raise your hand. Great, you overcame gravity for a second. Keep your hand raised for a minute. 10 minutes. An hour. Fuck, gravity doesn’t stop. It’s exactly like us.

einlander@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 20:18 next collapse

Sounds like a stalker.

OrganicMustard@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:15 next collapse

Electromagnetic doesn’t go away either. It’s that damn negavite charge neutralizing the stuff.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:28 next collapse

Aren’t all forces subject to the inverse square law?

qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website on 11 Apr 00:47 collapse

Dipoles are, effectively, not — so if you have a charged bit and another opposite charged bit, while an inverse relationship might exist between either one, the net effect is that it drops off much faster.

The thing with gravity is it tends to go one way, unlike, say, charge.

InappropriateEmote@hexbear.net on 10 Apr 23:07 collapse

The advantage gravity has is that it never quite goes away, no matter how far you are.

That’s true of all the fundamental forces, though. They all drop off over distance with inverse square laws. Like if you had two lone electrons in an otherwise empty universe, their electromagnetic repulsion would also persist indefinitely at 1/r^2 strength, just like gravity. The difference is that our universe has near-perfect charge neutrality at large scales.

spicystraw@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 19:51 next collapse

Gravity’s so powerful, it’s letting you win this round just to remind you who’s really in charge when you drop your phone

Naz@sh.itjust.works on 10 Apr 19:50 next collapse

And now jump in the air and escape the gravitational pull.

12 kilometers straight up.

  1. 150 km.

Gravity not so weak now, huh?

SARGE@startrek.website on 10 Apr 20:46 next collapse

It’s still weak, just like humans are still slow.

At least compared to other animals.

But like gravity, we just keep going. And going. And going.

And when the animals we hunted collapsed from exhaustion, we just kept coming. And then took it all the way back we came.

Just like gravity.

We can try to keep going until we just can’t anymore, but gravity will just grab us and haul us back.

Compared to the other forces, gravity is a weak ass bitch.

[deleted] on 10 Apr 21:47 next collapse

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Comtief@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 21:55 collapse

Also not so weak if you find yourself at a height in the air.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 10 Apr 19:53 next collapse

Supermassive Blackholes: “Gravity is weak, huh?”

hOrni@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 20:00 next collapse

I just overcame the gravitational pull of the entire planet with my dick.

callyral@pawb.social on 10 Apr 20:30 next collapse

username checks out

Krelis_@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 20:54 next collapse

If your dick overcomes the gravitational pull of the entire planet for more than four hours, seek medical attention

dellish@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 21:15 next collapse

Referring to your girlfriend that way is not very nice.

Klear@sh.itjust.works on 11 Apr 07:41 collapse

Your dick also overcame the gravitational pull of all other dicks.

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 Apr 20:02 next collapse

I read this in the voice of Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works on 10 Apr 20:19 next collapse

You didn’t overcome it, you spend some energy that the earth will eventually get back.

Unless you leave earth, gravity will eventually win.

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io on 10 Apr 20:39 next collapse

The house always wins.

Evotech@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 21:16 next collapse

Can’t even win then. Gravity isn’t just on earth. It’s a universal force.

RandomVideos@programming.dev on 10 Apr 21:22 next collapse

They are launching objects to space accidentally, doing it intentionally cant be that hard

sepi@piefed.social on 10 Apr 22:01 collapse

Nobody trips, falls, and detonates a nuke.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:29 next collapse

And you wouldn’t download a nuke.

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 06:10 next collapse

Clearly the tripwires in your basement aren’t hooked up to traps nearly as fun as they could be.

RandomVideos@programming.dev on 11 Apr 08:58 collapse

People try to hide obvious mistakes they make. Nobody is going to go on a stage and scream “I ACCIDENTALLY DETONATED A NUKE”

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 06:07 collapse

If you’re hot enough and place a mirror below you blackbody radiation should do a pretty good job at preventing that. If you’re not that hot you might need extra patience and without the mirror it might not be too effective.

Now that I think about it this might be considered as parts of oneself leaving earth though.

Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 07:13 collapse
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 20:26 next collapse

Then gravity reminds you who’s boss the next time you trip over your own feet

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 10 Apr 20:27 next collapse

Lifts cup of tea

PHEW I’m done for the day.

Ghost33313@beehaw.org on 10 Apr 20:56 collapse

Lucky you. I struggle to fight gravity getting out of bed.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 11 Apr 01:59 collapse

Same same, but I want my cuppa so…

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 10 Apr 20:32 next collapse

Gravity is the only fundamental force that can bend time tho

legion02@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 20:50 collapse

Isn’t it the other way around? Mass bends spacetime and gravity is the result?

Sibshops@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 21:01 next collapse

Magnetic force is hilariously weak. Go ahead and raise your hand. You literally just over came the magnetic pull of the ENTIRE EARTH.

lil_tank@hexbear.net on 10 Apr 21:13 collapse

Bro is made of iron

Sibshops@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 21:37 next collapse

I’m built different 🦾

huf@hexbear.net on 11 Apr 13:51 collapse

turned to steel in a great magnetic field

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 21:03 next collapse

I think this is a reprehensible attitude towards gravy.

“Make gravy your bitch”; didn’t you ever enjoy a lovely meal with the savory sauce of gravy over biscuits or perhaps a meat of your choice?

Terribly disrespectful!

Mohamed@lemmy.ca on 10 Apr 22:27 collapse

Not gravy. Op was talkng about gravy tea.

smeg@feddit.uk on 10 Apr 23:36 collapse

Gravy tea, so bovril?

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 10 Apr 21:16 next collapse

Did he just tough-talk the curvature of space-time?

[deleted] on 10 Apr 21:32 next collapse

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ThePyroPython@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 21:47 next collapse

This unlocked a song that has been buried in my mind for YEARS:

Now some of you may think that gravity is strong Cuz when you fall Off your bicycle It don’t take long Until you hit the earth And you say, “Dang that hurt!”

But if you think the force Is powerful You’re wrong

You see, gravity It’s weaker than weak!

And the reason why Is something many Scientists seek

They think about dimensions We live in just three But maybe there are others That are too small to see

It’s into these dimensions that gravity extends Which makes it seem weaker here on our end

And these dimensions are rolled up, curled so tight That they don’t affect you in your day-to-day life

But if you were as tiny as a graviton You could enter these dimensions and go wandering on And they’d find you…

LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone, ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions

mmddmm@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 22:15 next collapse

Oh, a song from the time superstrings were still cool?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 05:07 collapse

A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions — if only we lived in one.

mmddmm@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 15:35 collapse

Yes, it’s the obvious extension from what we have now, and quite coherent for explaining some universe that isn’t the one we live in.

It just shouldn’t have monopolized theoretical physics for a generation. It’s really hard to imagine something different, but this is even more reason to celebrate the people trying that, not to shun then and focus on what you already have.

AstralPath@lemmy.ca on 10 Apr 22:45 next collapse

Wasn’t this in Particle Fever? That doc is incredible.

Klear@sh.itjust.works on 11 Apr 07:44 collapse

“Gravity is weaker than weak” is such a strong line.

spacecadet@hexbear.net on 10 Apr 21:50 next collapse

Honest noob science question: is gravity as defined with Einstein’s space-time time definition mean it ceases to be an actual “force” …? Like, two masses affecting each other through gravity is not like two magnets but rather space-time “bending”?

plinky@hexbear.net on 10 Apr 22:26 collapse

it’s still a force, produced by a field (in this case curvature), although alternative opinions are available: (linky to pbs spacetime)

daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 10 Apr 21:50 next collapse

Pathetic. I can easily overcome the gravitational pull of all the milky way just with my pinkie.

nothx@hexbear.net on 10 Apr 21:54 next collapse

what does gravity even bench?

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 21:57 next collapse

As a kid I used to dream that I could levitate by sort of straining my muscles upward and lifting myself away from the ground. It would be pretty cool to do that IRL.

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 10 Apr 22:49 next collapse

Funny, I had a similar series of dreams as a kid like that. I just sort of learned to ‘walk upwards’ and levitate.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:59 next collapse

omg that was you? We could have played quidditch!

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 10 Apr 23:31 collapse

Years before the books were written! I am an old :(

But still, I’m sure it’s like riding a bicycle and I have these water balloons…

Phlimy@jlai.lu on 10 Apr 23:25 collapse

Mine was that if I curled up into a ball I would float like a helium balloon lol.

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca on 11 Apr 00:12 collapse

I used to contemplate jumping in the air, then quickly using my foot to spring upward off of my other leg/foot, and repeating that until I’ve reached a desired elevation.

don@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 22:14 next collapse

Yeah but ain’t no motherfucker gonna soon be jumping over onto the moon with pure human leg power. Still gotta detonate a slowly exploding bomb under our asses to leave this rock-covered ball bearing.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:20 next collapse

Nope. Gravity goes both ways. Actually it’s the curve of space time pushing you toward another mass. And you can only overcome because your mass is puny next to the earth.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:24 next collapse

“Skiing is not hard, it’s mostly gravity.” - the alien on Resident Alien

SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works on 10 Apr 22:35 next collapse

Say that to gravity when you start even 5m above the ground.

exasperation@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 23:11 next collapse

Gravity ain’t shit. It’s not the falling that kills you, it’s the impact at the bottom. Which are electromagnetic forces.

SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works on 10 Apr 23:31 next collapse

Well the electromagnetic forces in your bones are no match for the accumulated energy of a few seconds of gravity.

voodooattack@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 00:16 collapse

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Septimaeus@infosec.pub on 11 Apr 03:47 collapse

Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 06:24 collapse
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Apr 05:09 collapse

The thing is, you need an entire planet to make falling hurt, and jumping is still easy. Meanwhile, if you have two tiny magnets they can pull on each other so strongly that you can never get them apart again.

Adkml@hexbear.net on 10 Apr 23:20 next collapse

Not to “Ermmm acshually” but you haven’t overcome the gravitational pull you’ve just counteracted it.

Overcoming it is significantlly more difficult.

The swirly line forms to the left.

Comment105@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 01:43 collapse

“Not to um actually, but actually” should be the new um actually

vane@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 00:56 next collapse

Now keep this hand raised for an hour. Who’s the bitch now ?

Comment105@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 01:40 collapse

If it takes your an hour to wear me down, you’re weak. No matter how inexhaustible your power is.

pathief@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 07:26 next collapse

Oh don’t worry, it will be way less than an hour :P

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz on 11 Apr 09:00 next collapse

Lower strength, but far more endurance.

Droechai@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 09:23 collapse

Does gravity do work or is it just reactive? If it doesn’t do work, doesn’t it match endurance exactly to you?

vane@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 09:38 collapse

How about 10 minutes ? World record is 9.
exactlyhowlong.com/how-long-can-a-person-hold-the…

nthavoc@lemmy.today on 11 Apr 13:52 next collapse

Rookie numbers: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amar_Bharati

vane@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 14:48 collapse

India is in it’s own timeline.
ex. Indian breatharian monk who claimed to have lived without food and water since 1940.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prahlad_Jani

wischi@programming.dev on 11 Apr 18:10 collapse

But there is a difference between making a claim about not drinking water and literally holding your hand up in a way you can’t fake.

vane@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 21:30 collapse

Yeah he was obviously sleeping for 50 years and holding his hand up. I can believe that.

wischi@programming.dev on 12 Apr 12:08 collapse

Look at his arm. Unless all the videos of that guy are fake (even during a time where making a convincing video fakes was really hard). That arm is not going down even if he wanted.

vane@lemmy.world on 12 Apr 14:12 collapse

So it’s not pointing up when he lays down.

Welt@lazysoci.al on 11 Apr 16:13 collapse

Unintentionally hilarious link

lowleveldata@programming.dev on 11 Apr 01:20 next collapse

Overcome? The hand is clearly still under the effect of gravity as it is not flowing into the space. It just decelerates a tiny bit.

Fleur_@hilariouschaos.com on 11 Apr 01:27 next collapse

Oh, should be no problem for you to leave earth then

Zacryon@feddit.org on 11 Apr 02:10 next collapse

The face of the earth when I lift a finger: :o

Septimaeus@infosec.pub on 11 Apr 03:45 next collapse

True, however… as you press into this planet, this planet presses into you.

Zuriz@sh.itjust.works on 11 Apr 04:39 next collapse

Weak you say?.. See those merging black holes? Proceeds to casually dissapear 3 solar masses in less than a second… Yeah.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Apr 05:02 collapse

Which is still just a small fraction of the total mass of the black holes

If it were the electromagnetic force that pulled them together it would be so much more violent and send out deadly gamma rays

blind3rdeye@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 06:25 collapse

But that will never happen, because electromagnetic forces haven’t learned the power of friendship and co-operation. Gravity always works together, but the other fickle fundamental forces just can’t decide if they are pushing or pulling or whatever.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Apr 06:45 next collapse

yeah you’d need a black hole where every atom is positively charged and one where every atom is negatively charged

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 08:01 collapse

and whose fault is that? i’m look at you, horses

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz on 11 Apr 08:59 next collapse

Yeah, go ahead, how long can you keep it up? The earth can wait longer than you.

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 11 Apr 15:44 next collapse

Just lost faith in my muscles

chiliedogg@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 17:41 collapse

There goes all our bragging about humanity’s physical superpower being endurance.

pornpornporn@lemmynsfw.com on 11 Apr 16:02 collapse
OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net on 11 Apr 13:40 next collapse

I thought the parliamentarian struck down the law of gravity

[deleted] on 11 Apr 17:32 next collapse

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 18:34 next collapse

Back issues are Gravity’s revenge.

KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Apr 18:47 next collapse

thats just because the gravitational pull of your hand is weak shit.

Get more mass, massless nerd.

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 21:37 collapse

In a system where gravity is pulling on your hand, which is stronger, the force of the earth pulling in your hand, or the force of your hand pulling on the Earth?

Answer: it’s a trick question. In such a system, both sides feel the force equally

KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 12 Apr 03:12 collapse

if we’re talking gravity physics, the earth, by basically every possible kilogram of mass imaginable to the human mind. But this goes without saying, because you stick to the earth, the earth doesn’t stick to you, so.

Of course technically, the force is applied to both objects, but considering the scale mismatch, one of these things is not like the other.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 13 Apr 00:15 collapse

No you’re both drawn to the local center of gravity which is on a direct line between both bodies’ centers of mass and is proportionally closer to the object of higher mass.

That’s not really relevant in collided objects per se, but it means you and the earth both pull each other equally to a point that happens to be located ever so slightly away from the center of the earth. Well you would if there weren’t a ton of other gravitational influences including the non uniform shape and density of the earth that make you basically rounding error in terms of gravitational force. But you do impact it

nuko147@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 21:50 collapse

Yeah keep it up for 10 mins and we talking again.