HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 02 Oct 04:07
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I would like to order some bats to put in my neighbor’s attic. It’s illegal here to fuck with bats once they’ve chosen a nest, and they once ran a jackhammer for three months straight when they corks have been done after a week.
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
on 01 Oct 20:08
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Birds: look at what you hairy non feathered things must do to mimic a fraction of my power
<img alt="" src="https://askabiologist.asu.edu/sites/default/files/resources/articles/bats/homology_550.jpg">
Oh yeah bird don’t make me touch you with my creepy 2-foot-long finger
Welp. Can’t argue with that.
Plugging !bats@lemmy.world for all your bat needs.
I would like to order some bats to put in my neighbor’s attic. It’s illegal here to fuck with bats once they’ve chosen a nest, and they once ran a jackhammer for three months straight when they corks have been done after a week.
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