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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 17 Jul 08:44
https://mander.xyz/post/34160653

#science_memes

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Nikelui@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 09:46 next collapse

No, no. A zombie apocalypse is exactly what we need right now.

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jul 10:35 next collapse

I’m game. I allready have a plan. Can anyone guess what the plan is?

Stovetop@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 10:47 collapse

Die?

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jul 11:07 collapse

No, that wouldn’t be much fun.

I’m just gonna head to the Winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

OpenStars@piefed.social on 17 Jul 11:17 collapse

And then die?

And after that, who knows? 🤪🧟

Noodle07@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 13:52 next collapse

Have fun solving that with AI you rich fucks

dai@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 15:50 collapse

Implant nuralink into the zombies, it’s a free market. -MechaKetaMusk

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 09:49 next collapse

Wait until you find out about the Soviet nuclear bunker that had a bunch of cannibal ants.

And that researchers let them out to see what would happen.

My conclusion is that polish researchers need to read and watch more trashy sci-fi.

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jul 19:39 collapse

Sounds like that one chapter in Metro: Exodus minus the zombies

madjo@feddit.nl on 17 Jul 10:10 next collapse

Zombie Fungus 2026! Woooo! End it all!

oppy1984@lemdro.id on 17 Jul 18:47 collapse

I’ll take nuclear hell fire, thank you very much. Get it over fast.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 10:11 next collapse

Nice meme and all but this sort of thing is happening in nature all the time. Amber can get eroded or crushed and will set things free that were trapped in there for a very long time.

onslaught545@lemmy.zip on 17 Jul 12:24 collapse

Also, zombie fungus is definitely already a thing.

Wildmimic@piefed.social on 17 Jul 11:20 next collapse

I find it fascinating that a fungus can take over an ant and use it's body to climb up on grass to get eaten. i wonder how the lived experience of that fungus changes over it's phases; does he get vision when controlling the ant? how does it feel to suddendly have legs when you are a fungus?

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jul 12:27 collapse

I’m no fun-guy, but I don’t think it works that way. When you drive a car, you don’t suddenly feel like you have wheels. I imagine a zombie fungus driving an ant is akin to a person riding a Silt Strider in Morrowind—a body horror vehicular experience.

tomenzgg@midwest.social on 17 Jul 15:05 next collapse

When you drive a car, you don’t suddenly feel like you have wheels.

<img alt="A screenshot of Jordan Peele looking proudly smug from the Mad TV skit parodying the T. V. show “Deal or No Deal”" src="https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/891f12b8-1aa1-44a6-8272-08d5812bfc27.jpeg">

Not the kinda cars I drive, man.

graymess@hexbear.net on 17 Jul 18:08 collapse

I assume not even that. Doesn’t the fungus just compel an ant to climb up high? The fungus doesn’t experience anything beyond what it normally does and the ant just gets a craving for going up.

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jul 18:12 collapse

The fungus definitely sits around all day musing “why walk when you can ride?” /s

youtu.be/_xWrg5MV6Gk

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jul 11:35 next collapse

But ravenous ancient evils sealed in amber is my only kink! pouts lecherously

rustyfish@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 18:21 collapse

Since corona I know that in the event of a zombie pandemic people would knowingly spread that shit just to own the libs.