one heckin' huge fish
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 11 Dec 20:40
https://mander.xyz/post/21817011

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very_well_lost@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 21:49 next collapse

Here we see the illusive billionaire in its natural habitat

terminally_offline@infosec.pub on 11 Dec 22:56 next collapse

Elusive*, you’ll probably try to correct me and say that you meant “illusive” but that’s not the right use-case for it anyway.

very_well_lost@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 23:05 collapse

Here we see the illusive pedant in its natural habitat

terminally_offline@infosec.pub on 12 Dec 00:45 next collapse

Ignoramus will be an ignoramus.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 15 Dec 11:39 collapse

ignore anus? man i try to

psud@aussie.zone on 12 Dec 06:44 collapse

It’s not pedantry to point out your word choice was so completely wrong. Illusive is descriptive of things that are illusions (a mirage is illusive water); elusive is descriptive of something that is hard to find

my_hat_stinks@programming.dev on 12 Dec 08:14 collapse

“Correcting” someone in a casual setting when they clearly communicated their ideas in a way that was understood by the majority of the audience without issue is pedantry, or more specifically linguistic prescriptivism. If their meaning was unclear you’d ask what they meant to say, when you tell someone what they meant to say you obviously understood them and are just being pedantic.

onwardknave@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 09:20 collapse

This is the internet, and I welcome such pedantry.

my_hat_stinks@programming.dev on 13 Dec 14:15 collapse

Okay? If you want to “correct” people who didn’t ask you go ahead, but all you’re really doing is pointlessly derailing conversations. And if you cry about it when people call you out for being a dick that’s more than a little pathetic.

maccentric@sh.itjust.works on 12 Dec 11:33 collapse

*elusive

teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 11 Dec 22:02 next collapse

I once saw a pigeon swallow a giant fish that was being fed to a seal, and after eating it it literally couldn’t fly anymore

dohpaz42@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 22:37 next collapse

Nature’s equivalent to plopping down on the couch and unbuttoning the top button of your pants.

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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca on 12 Dec 00:45 collapse

Seals can’t fly to begin with.

deegeese@sopuli.xyz on 11 Dec 22:14 next collapse

What about crop milk?

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Dec 22:18 next collapse

Being a bird for a day would be a fuckin trip

Can I haz bird pill?

Thordros@hexbear.net on 11 Dec 22:25 collapse

I read here that you just need to selectively activate your genes.

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl on 12 Dec 02:48 collapse

that’s just to get the feathers…
which isn’t as far fetched as it seems, seeing as how we already get goosebumps

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 22:23 next collapse

I once watched a shag swallow a huge eel. The eel didn’t want to be swallowed. It took about 15 minutes.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 12 Dec 00:40 next collapse

That must have been gripping to watch

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 15 Dec 11:40 collapse

a what now

Thordros@hexbear.net on 11 Dec 22:23 next collapse

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flora_explora@beehaw.org on 11 Dec 22:31 next collapse

I mean, birds being birds, they may actually share this with several members of their family still…

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 12 Dec 00:38 next collapse

He’s just salty that his break’s so tiny

Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org on 12 Dec 02:18 next collapse

Food shaming

Orbituary@lemmy.world on 12 Dec 02:51 next collapse

Who actually finds this funny and why?

abcdqfr@lemmy.world on 17 Dec 03:06 collapse

People who aren’t dead inside, for aforementioned reasons

leonine@sh.itjust.works on 12 Dec 05:29 next collapse

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1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca on 13 Dec 14:26 collapse

fuckin cormorants.