wtf Cambrian
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 27 Nov 18:54
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NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz on 27 Nov 19:20 next collapse

These are all immensely powerful evolutions. We got the Knifey Tortoiseshell, Cheval De Frisetipede, Sucky Long Mouth Humpback Trilobite and Sabertooth Flatworm. All the greats!

Mechaguana@programming.dev on 27 Nov 19:24 next collapse

They look like organs

reminiscensdeus@lemm.ee on 27 Nov 19:33 next collapse

A brain covered in knives does kinda seem like a sleeper S tier build

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 Nov 20:15 next collapse

Add a giant eye and you have the zerg overmind.

marcos@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 20:52 next collapse

That guy with the mouth 30cm away from the face doesn’t care.

supercargo@r.nf on 28 Nov 10:55 collapse

A brain covered in knives does kinda seem like a sleeper S tier build

<img alt="" src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/bVcchGtq5LMAAAAC/abathur-abathur-hots.gif">

ceiphas@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 19:38 next collapse

look like my last creatures from the spore

DoomHorizons@lemm.ee on 27 Nov 19:39 next collapse

To be fair bottom right ended up an apex predator for a while

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social on 27 Nov 19:51 next collapse

tbf there are some pretty weird looking creatures in the ocean even now. Like, would the giant deep sea Isopods really look that out of place next to stuff like Anomalocaris? We still have plenty of spiky worm shaped things living on the bottom of the ocean. And for the softer side of animals, would things like siphonophores really look that out of place in a lineup of Cambrian fauna, if placed there and shown to someone who wouldnt have the knowledge to recognize what they actually were?

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 27 Nov 20:09 next collapse

… and it was all by chance and luck

I’m sure that there are planets all over the galaxy where the same or similar creatures evolved and didn’t get wiped out but instead evolved into higher animals.

Our lineage was lucky to go on to create humans because all the other ones got wiped out in the Cambrian for some reason.

If those same creatures had survived, they would have evolved into more unique forms of life and we would have called them aliens.

Funny part is, those same creatures I suggested that might exist in alien worlds might one day run into us and look at us like some kind of weird animal that might have evolved out their own planet’s Cambrian extinction event.

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 27 Nov 23:27 next collapse

"Bipedal???? WTF?"

Or simply "They're made of MEAT?"

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 27 Nov 23:44 next collapse

“They reproduce by doing what? Why? How? Wait almost a whole solar cycle? Give birth? Then they can’t take care of themselves? … How did these beings even survive this long to evolve?”

chunkyrice@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 00:58 next collapse

Oh man, you brought up a good YouTube memory:

youtu.be/T6JFTmQCFHg?si=OxzXyIeZ6CicPIM7

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 28 Nov 12:50 next collapse

Made of Meat, a classic.

Treczoks@lemmy.world on 29 Nov 08:26 collapse

“They’re made of MEAT?”

Now, that was a different story. “Talking meat? You must be joking!”

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 12:07 next collapse

The biggest fiction (constrained by budget obviously) of shows like Star Trek is that most of the intelligent creatures we might possibly meet will look almost exactly like us. I don’t think even the people coming up with Star Wars aliens have the imagination to get it right. They still base it on what we are limited to thinking up as humans and our own likely narrow understanding of what is life and what is intelligence.

The second-biggest fiction is that it would be possible for us to coexist on one planet’s surface considering our needs when it came to gravity, atmospheric pressure and basic atmospheric composition would be very unlikely to be the same.

But that would narrow the scope of a lot of sci-fi, so I let it go.

Smokeydope@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 13:08 next collapse

I always felt that humanoid aliens were also a way to get the audience to more easily emotionally connect and treat them as characters. Its hard to portray a truly alien lifeforms with alien behavior like you would find in a speculative evolution fiction art book while also giving them a human understandable emotionally driven narrative and space age tech for the plot of a story. Its easier to relate to blue cat person than to the Blob I guess is my point.

I really like the comic Humanity Lost for its better representation of alien life in its story. The author really cares about that kind of world building ad im here for it really great stuff.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 14:03 collapse

The amazingly innovative 1930s science fiction author Olaf Stapledon has an invasion from Mars in his epic history of the future of humanity and its various evolutionary stages, Last and First Men. The Martians are a gaseous life form that can come together to sort of form a jellylike mass. They originally think radio signals are Earth’s dominant form of life and everything else is their livestock. That feels much more believable to me in terms of how we would relate to each other.

stringere@sh.itjust.works on 29 Nov 22:59 collapse

I always liked the Hooloovoo, from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

“The Hooloovoo resemble a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue.”

Treczoks@lemmy.world on 29 Nov 08:26 collapse

There is a hypothesis that an alien might actually look like a crab. Because life somehow managed to create crab-like creatures from a number of different evolutionary lines. Which shows a certain advantage that seems to be there with this specific form.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com on 27 Nov 21:01 next collapse

Cambrian seems like heavens design team didnt have an established meta and were just having fun with it. Once the horse design got approved the engineering team got lazy and used it as the base for everything.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 27 Nov 22:45 collapse

I think the technical term for animals with that horse design is Chordates

Spacehooks@reddthat.com on 27 Nov 23:57 next collapse

Chordata is the third-largest phylum of the animal kingdom (behind only the protostomal phyla Arthropoda and Mollusca) and is also one of the most ancient taxons.

Seems legit.

actually@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 22:17 next collapse

All of us had ancestors hunted by one or more of those

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 27 Nov 22:42 collapse

I wouldn’t as much as want to be in the same sea as one of these.

smeg@feddit.uk on 27 Nov 23:17 collapse

That kind of attitude is what got us into this mess in the first place!

kryptonidas@lemmings.world on 27 Nov 22:23 next collapse

Basically what my creations in Spore looked like.

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 27 Nov 22:52 next collapse

Everyone was doing weird shit in peaceful mode, just vibing and experimenting, and then that FUCKER on the bottom right turned on PvP. Being festooned with knives is how they said “I’m tryna get these nutrients, don’t @ me.”

shalafi@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 23:24 next collapse

Look at human mechanical inventions from, say, 1900-1930. Same deal.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 28 Nov 12:33 collapse
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works on 27 Nov 23:57 next collapse

Ok but now we have taxes and seasonal depression, so, like, who really won that game?

DrBob@lemmy.ca on 28 Nov 00:16 next collapse

PRE-Cambrian my dude. The Cambrian explosion of life is associated with conventional body plans.

MeatPilot@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 00:45 next collapse

God was overwhelmed with the editor and just kept hitting “randomize”.

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 28 Nov 15:44 collapse

“Why did I make the undo button a flood? They’re underwater!

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works on 28 Nov 02:50 next collapse

reminder of this YouTube gem: Tribute to anomalocaris

adam_y@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 07:45 next collapse

Don’t mean to make this all serious but sure you could talk about how god or a designer was just playing around or you could think about how the environment and the selective pressures were different during this period of the planet’s history.

interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml on 28 Nov 11:41 collapse

This befote the META became all about efficientely killing everything while wearing armor. This the ptelapsarian world before the spinal catastrophe.

After that point, you can’t just “be yourself”, you’ll just get ganked. So everyone started putting all their point in attack and defense, variety massively got reduced and everyone became a servitor of Moloch while existing only so that the mindless universe could suffer the pain of its own entropy.

Guess what I’m saying is we’re in the bad place!!

TheOakTree@lemm.ee on 29 Nov 04:01 collapse

So what you’re saying is that power creep and meta chasing ruined the build creativity in the Earth server?

interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml on 29 Nov 07:53 collapse

Yes, if you’re not some kind of toothy armored worm then you’re food. This makes most self directed playstyles unviable on the only known server

unbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 28 Nov 09:44 next collapse

Fuck yeah anomalocaris

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 28 Nov 10:19 collapse

I didn’t see anyone make puns about it sounding like Kamala Harris. 😤

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org on 28 Nov 10:28 next collapse

wtf Cambrian

Bunch of blood type: blue-looking mfs.

<img alt="" src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/af/a2/c9/afa2c9601b91db3a5c2b7df87c173489.gif">

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 12:04 next collapse

Us much more sensible cephalopods came about at the end of that era and you can see why we kicked those weirdos out of the biosphere.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 28 Nov 12:24 collapse

The first image are still around tho.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinoid

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNbNnbfu4ls

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 12:26 collapse

Sure, if you want to call that a crinoid. I call it a genetic mistake.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 28 Nov 12:28 collapse

The “mistake” was successful…

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 12:30 collapse

Sure, if you want to call that success.

Who’s the ocean creature here, you or me?

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 28 Nov 12:36 collapse

The Crinoid. For sure longer than you. 😛

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 12:47 collapse

Yeah whatever. You know what I have to say to the crinoids? “Okay, Cabrian Boomer.”

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 28 Nov 12:20 next collapse

A time where the ways werent as set as now, biologically speaking.

DrownedRats@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 12:26 next collapse

Leave them be, everyone goes through an experimental phase. They’re just working themselves out. Give them time.

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org on 28 Nov 14:04 collapse

hallucigenia my belved