to hell I say
from QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz on 15 Sep 01:49
https://sh.itjust.works/post/46063391
from QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz on 15 Sep 01:49
https://sh.itjust.works/post/46063391
(btw I’m not a bot, I made a new acc)
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You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!
Mmm…steamed clams
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
Yes, it’s a regional dialect.
What region northern lights may I see it?
No.
I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.
especially so if they have no intelligence i guess
With lime and chilli sauce?
we’ll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers
I bet they don’t actually taste like marinara
but look at this guy. Isn’t he a cute little guy?
That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!
But does it taste good?
I wouldn’t recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that’s how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things.
but if you’re willing to accept unfathomable consequences… saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.
or look at this super cool octopus
<img alt="octopus video preview" src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi_webp/pxuBwfNp2wk/sddefault.webp">
the commentary is hilarious.
I’m sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.
“Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet” -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
Lies! We shouldn’t explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn’t sound too bad.
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn’t already trigger this?
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
It would certainly explain a lot.
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/21c66709-e4e1-4bbd-82d7-33a3578c1228.png">
That’s what a bot would say
Counterpoint:
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counter counter point:
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Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?
Nothing 🤗
this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover:
<img alt="" src="https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/4bf23be1-558f-4887-8c9e-ceec3eb2ad42.png?format=webp">
nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)
Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?
Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
Counterpoint:
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counterpoint accepted
why are there so many girls and only one dilf
<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bbdb04d9-a441-4d17-ad0f-353cc9135a8d.gif">
how do you know when someone abuses animals don’t worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha
true
btw please take your b12 today 💕
@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.
have you considered… fried crab?
Bones are sand. Sand is bones. Whales eat the bones into sand.
Rocks that swim around like fish!
No thank you the ocean!
That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.
You’re just jealous they’re immortal.