Unholy curses
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 24 May 20:30
https://mander.xyz/post/30659950

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VivianRixia@piefed.social on 24 May 20:37 next collapse

What if Vampirism is a bacterial infection and it makes the wielder drink blood because that is what sustains the bacteria. I think I'm just imagining Parasite Eve again, but with bacteria in place of mitochondria.

ghostlychonk@lemm.ee on 24 May 20:49 next collapse

In the video game series The Elder Scrolls, vampirism is actually contracted as a disease that can be cured if you catch it soon enough.

Malgas@beehaw.org on 25 May 17:56 collapse

But also it’s a magical curse from Molag Bal.

Though the metaphysics of TES are weird enough that it’s not really safe to assume anything has the same underlying cause as it would in the real world (e.g. sunlight comes from another dimension through a tear in space). So maybe all diseases are actually curses in the setting.

ghostlychonk@lemm.ee on 25 May 20:18 collapse

Possibly. I know that the vampire disease is canonically different between the Cyrodill and Skyrim regions.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 24 May 20:55 next collapse

In my home brew ttrpg setting, it’s viral. A magical virus, but a virus.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de on 25 May 13:03 collapse

and can it be cured by garlic?

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 25 May 13:45 collapse

Not cured, but garlic does cause a great deal of pain, and can reduce their healing.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org on 25 May 03:50 next collapse

IIRC rabies has quite a few similarities to various vampire myths (e.g. aversion to water, aversion to strong smells, aggression).

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 25 May 16:23 collapse

Oooh, a Parasite Eve remaster would be nice…

Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 May 21:38 next collapse

“Sorry, wrong one!” pulls out pumpkin spice and sage hand cream
Vampire: “Oh fuckk

OpenStars@piefed.social on 24 May 21:46 next collapse

Tbf, I wouldn't want to have hand sanitizer thrown at me either - especially if it gets into my eyes...

Why no, I am not a vampire... why do you ask?

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exasperation@lemm.ee on 25 May 01:17 collapse

Why no, I am not a vampire

Oh and you probably don’t want us driving wooden stakes through your heart either, huh?

stephen01king@lemmy.zip on 25 May 01:39 next collapse

Got’em.

OpenStars@piefed.social on 25 May 15:12 collapse

That seems presumptuous of you!:-P I mean, I would prefer you not do it while I'm still alive but after that... you do you, whatever floats your boat. 🛥️

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world on 24 May 21:47 next collapse

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HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world on 24 May 21:54 next collapse

I always want to mention, remember hwo you might say bless you when someone sneezes. Bcs, it was thought that you where expelling evil spirts that where possessing your body? Like viruses? Possession was illness…

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social on 25 May 02:23 next collapse

You guys really shouldn’t talk about pale skinned people with garlic sensitivities like that.

The coffin in my room is because it looks cool. I do not sleep it it, that is what the bed is for. The bottles have a cranberry drink in them do not drink them they are mine and they are special and expensive.

Now, can I come in?

OpenStars@piefed.social on 25 May 15:03 collapse

That's "*may*" I come in. Unless...

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peoplebeproblems@midwest.social on 26 May 01:41 collapse

Uh. Well. See technically that’s why I asked.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org on 25 May 03:51 next collapse

Weird how soap never got it included in the supernatural remedy arsenal. Maybe too mundane in a ‘I’m always using soap anyway’-way …

Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de on 25 May 08:39 collapse

They didn’t really get the importance of handwashing before the 1840s as far as I know.

See also: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Semmelweis/

seaplant@slrpnk.net on 25 May 04:26 next collapse

wait did ‘holy water’ just mean ‘the strong stuff the monks are brewing’?

Geobloke@lemm.ee on 25 May 10:30 next collapse

I was about to say, i could sell my alcoholism as demon repellent

JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 May 13:47 next collapse

Although Holy Water™ may be diluted indefinitely and still be considered “holy” we do recommend 70% HBV (Holy by Volume) for your anti-undead topical needs and dilution below 40% for internal purification.

wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works on 25 May 19:36 collapse

Well, ethanol was, literally, called the “Water of Life

Fossifoo@hexbear.net on 25 May 16:18 collapse

What do you mean, want to see? The conservatives already hate it. <img alt="smoothskin" src="https://hexbear.net/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fchapo.chat%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Ffa8b9aad-643f-46c5-9063-04443c054037.png">