Gotta keep that resume updated
from HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz on 08 Sep 2024 19:08
https://lemmy.world/post/19547031
from HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz on 08 Sep 2024 19:08
https://lemmy.world/post/19547031
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Has hissy fit
*Adds herpetologist to resume
Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.
Adds Freud to resume
With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.
hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
*adds geologist to resume 🧑🔬🔬🪨😁
*Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑🔬🏭😎
Your resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
*Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁
😂😂😂
<img alt="" src="https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/79d20533-ee68-4d09-9b25-edf6c61b3903.jpeg">
Tbf, I'm fairly convinced some of us do this. JK, don't crucify me.
Has existential crisis Adds philosopher to resume
Binges new rabbit hole every night Adds polymath to resume