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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 20 Sep 20:37
https://mander.xyz/post/38379388

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salacious_coaster@infosec.pub on 20 Sep 20:57 next collapse

Being a scientist could have been so fun and satisfying

Sergio@piefed.social on 21 Sep 02:31 collapse

“Do you love being a scientist? Or do you love the IDEA of being a scientist?” - something I’ve been thinking a lot about recently…

Justas@sh.itjust.works on 22 Sep 21:20 collapse

Plenty of people thought that I will be a scientist but I did one standard deviation calculation for a test and noped out of the idea.

Sergio@piefed.social on 22 Sep 22:01 next collapse

I’ve worked as a scientist for around 10 years (and as a research programmer in various labs for 5-6 years before that) and have never done a standard deviation calculation.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 23 Sep 03:13 collapse

Because the automated tools do it for you, right?

Right???

Sergio@piefed.social on 23 Sep 03:36 collapse

See, when I was in grad school I once had to calculate an agreement metric from a bunch of labels on a corpus. No problem I said, the math is easy, I can write a script in an hour or so. Fam that mfing script took me two freaking days bc there were always some little bugs or weird edge cases I hadn’t thought of. So the deal I made with myself was: I would use Matlab or a stats library or something like that, BUT I would make sure that I understood the math beforehand.

But for whatever reason, I never had to calculate a standard deviation. Thinking about it, someone else might have done that for papers I was co-author on, though.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 09 Oct 14:28 collapse

remember kids: being a scientist is just fucking around according to a plan, then writing down what you found out.

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de on 20 Sep 20:58 next collapse

If you do what you love, you will never work a day in your life.

Usually it’s because they’re not hiring, but some people are just that lucky.

OpenStars@piefed.social on 20 Sep 21:12 next collapse

Or you could do equally the same being yelled at by a female boss. It happens 😁

massive_bereavement@fedia.io on 20 Sep 21:14 next collapse

Lucky you.

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk on 20 Sep 21:50 next collapse

…Maybe keep your kinks in the bedroom where they belong rather than get your jollies simping for a boss everybody else will have to put up with as well.

jaennaet@sopuli.xyz on 22 Sep 13:10 collapse

Probably not a lot of open positions (well, not of the sort they’re looking for, at any rate) in the bedroom though

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml on 21 Sep 00:07 next collapse

Bro thinks the D in PhD stands for Daddy

jbrains@sh.itjust.works on 21 Sep 00:42 next collapse

So… Just like general-purpose software development? I hope you get to work without LLMs.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 22 Sep 12:44 collapse

Certain scientific applications are one of the better uses of machine learning techniques. For example, an extremely long black hole jet was found by having machine learning go over a ton of data from radio telescopes.

It’s so long that the jet could not only hit another galaxy over, and not just a galaxy in a different cluster or even supercluster, but could go through the void in the filament structure of galaxies and hit another filament over.

Akrenion@slrpnk.net on 22 Sep 13:58 collapse

LLM are not the only way and more people need to realise that. There are good uses for LLMs but most use cases want different ML approaches especially when we want numbers.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world on 21 Sep 01:16 next collapse

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

spykee@lemmings.world on 21 Sep 21:47 next collapse

We don’t mention either of those here.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world on 21 Sep 22:12 collapse

The fucking meme is from R… So, figure a way to block that bullshit from happening.

spykee@lemmings.world on 22 Sep 11:53 collapse

:(

MBM@lemmings.world on 22 Sep 06:03 collapse

How do you feel about Twitter screenshots?

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world on 22 Sep 09:03 collapse

Musk = POS Nazi.

themaninblack@lemmy.world on 22 Sep 01:40 collapse

These comments are almost there.

You’ll end up working with passive aggressive geeks that are somehow defensive of their shitty code.

They’ll be great at understanding the domain though

jaennaet@sopuli.xyz on 22 Sep 13:09 collapse

They’ll be great at understanding the domain though

Oh I wouldn’t bet on that