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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 06 Jan 00:30
https://mander.xyz/post/23028605

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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee on 06 Jan 00:47 next collapse

What if I give the volcano some gifts? Maybe just a sacrifice or two as a treat?

dumbass@leminal.space on 06 Jan 00:54 next collapse

You know if you feed it, you’re gonna have to keep feeding it.

BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net on 06 Jan 05:41 collapse

Unfortunately the crater is under a glacier at the moment so it wouldn’t be so simple as walking your chosen offering to the caldera rim and giving it a hip check.

lugal@sopuli.xyz on 06 Jan 01:12 next collapse

Too soon

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works on 06 Jan 02:50 next collapse

Isn’t that like selling someone a bridge?

dohpaz42@lemmy.world on 06 Jan 03:05 collapse

Bridges don’t just appear out of nowhere! Someone has to do it.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world on 06 Jan 03:04 next collapse

Awww! I begged my mom for my own volcano when I was a kid. She even said that if I saved up my allowance, I could have one a couple of weeks from when I asked.

Sadly, she feigned no memory of said promise after those couple of weeks. And my dreams of having a pet volcano were dashed.

😢

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee on 06 Jan 10:40 collapse

It might be for the best. I got a small shield volcano when I was little, and all the basalt spilling out over the carpet was a nightmare for my dad to clear up. Didn’t bother me though!

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world on 06 Jan 05:49 next collapse

It’s January

lugal@sopuli.xyz on 06 Jan 12:09 collapse

Citation needed

[deleted] on 06 Jan 05:58 next collapse

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Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk on 06 Jan 09:59 next collapse

I’m sick of getting volcanoes from my grandma. I just regift them, still wrapped, at this point.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 06 Jan 10:02 collapse

What do I even have to do? Sacrifice virgins to it?

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee on 06 Jan 10:38 collapse

Sharks, apparently. I saw it in a movie once.