I think we've all been there.
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 29 May 08:47
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Applejuicy@feddit.nl on 29 May 08:58 next collapse

Wouldn’t this be true for anyone?

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 29 May 09:37 next collapse

We havent seen the weights. In a general sense - yes; in a weighted sense - slow yes

shneancy@lemmy.world on 29 May 10:25 next collapse

from this graph i therefore conclude i have both IBS-D and Crohn’s disease

Dojan@pawb.social on 29 May 11:08 collapse

Comglaturstion! We’re both going to die.

Enkers@sh.itjust.works on 29 May 12:47 collapse

Not to be too dark, but some people probably start in the die state and never even get to have any sort of poop. :(

I suppose that’s still technically no diarrhoea.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 29 May 09:36 next collapse

The Holy Trinity

MTK@lemmy.world on 29 May 09:41 collapse

Are you implying that all of these are actually different representations of the same thing?

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 29 May 10:55 collapse

The son gets into some shit
The father does not give a shit
and the holy ghost gives up the shit

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 29 May 09:45 next collapse

The worst is diarrhea and cough

I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org on 09 Jun 02:39 collapse

Best combo in Pandemic

mkhopper@lemmy.world on 29 May 10:58 next collapse

Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo… ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.

Etterra@discuss.online on 29 May 11:05 next collapse

I mean everyone gets to experience their last trip to the toilet before dying, so I guess its not wrong.

wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 May 14:49 next collapse

I wonder what kind of conditions might allow that state chart to have a transition from Death back to Diarrhea.

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee on 29 May 15:20 collapse

post mortem spasms might cause defecation

LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social on 29 May 19:10 next collapse

If you think about it, and I suggest you don’t, this is a Markov model for all people regardless

Gsus4@mander.xyz on 29 May 19:15 next collapse

I want the transition probabilities, fam. That’s where the fun’s at!

iAvicenna@lemmy.world on 29 May 19:32 next collapse

All this chart says is death is the absorbing state and we all converge there regardless of excrement consistency.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 09 Jun 10:59 collapse

Worst combo are chronic coughs and diarrhoea