The Periodic Table according to astronomers
from threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz on 12 Feb 20:06
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Bonus@lemm.ee on 12 Feb 20:16 next collapse

*The Periodic Table according to Michael Jackson

lena@gregtech.eu on 12 Feb 20:33 collapse

He~2~

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 12 Feb 20:41 collapse

Does that decay into SHeMoNa?

Edit. Corrected my bad mixed up spelling

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 21:07 next collapse

Yup. Faster with a catalyst. Ma2Se, Ma2Sa are good examples.

scutiger@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 16:26 collapse

I believe you’re thinking of SHeMoNa

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 13 Feb 21:25 collapse

Lol that’s perfect. Yeah i mixed it up, dammit.

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 12 Feb 20:34 next collapse

Ah yes, oxygen, my favourite metal

Morphit@feddit.uk on 12 Feb 20:40 next collapse

You think that’s air you’re breathing now?

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 12 Feb 20:44 collapse

Matrix missed a great chance at an awesome unrealistic underwater flight scene.

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 12 Feb 20:41 next collapse

Can’t make fire without oxygen. That’s pretty metal 🤟

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 12 Feb 21:23 next collapse

Can’t make fire without oxygen

Fluorine fires have entered the chat.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 12 Feb 22:53 collapse

Fluorine fires have entered the chat.

Oh shit, someone call the fluorine fire department to save the chat!

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 13 Feb 05:55 collapse

call the fluorine fire department

Sometimes there is no such department, especially for the most vigorous fluorinating reagents like chlorine trifluoride: Sand Won’t Save You This Time (Derek Lowe)

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 13 Feb 07:42 collapse

it can potentially go on to “burn” things that you would normally consider already burnt to hell and gone, and a practical consequence of that is that it’ll start roaring reactions with things like bricks and asbestos tile.

Yeah, that’s a big fat nope from me 😬

frigidaphelion@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 21:38 collapse

Lmao I think that particular emoji is sign language for love, not that that isn’t appropriate here

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 12 Feb 21:58 collapse

Even apart from sign language, it’s the hand sign for “hang loose” and not “throwing horns.” But was as close as I could get.

bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works on 13 Feb 09:52 collapse

🤘

moakley@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 16:36 collapse

Pretty sure that’s the emoji for “thwip”.

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 13 Feb 08:02 collapse

It sticks to a magnet, that means metal right?

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 12 Feb 20:55 next collapse

\m/

Balthazar@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 20:57 next collapse

Physicists are notorious for approximating, and astronomers are even worse. But there are some subfields where they care about being more precise, and you maybe break the periodic table into a handful of elements plus alphas. And there’s that one or two people getting exquisite spectral resolution and signal-to-noise on a few stars and measuring the abundance of Technetium or whatever.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social on 12 Feb 22:44 collapse

It’s why I fucking love astrophysics. There’s so much handwaving because so much information is observed.

But without the handwaving you can’t find crazy ass things like nuclear fusion being behind the power of stars. You find these really big numbers everywhere that make the “normal stuff” negligible.

It not that the precision isn’t important, it’s just not always relevant at particular scales, like the scale of space.

propter_hog@lemmygrad.ml on 12 Feb 22:21 next collapse

That’s because these two account for something like 99% of all normal matter in the universe

umbrella@lemmy.ml on 12 Feb 22:55 next collapse

yOu aRe MadE oF sTardUst

Tja@programming.dev on 12 Feb 23:13 next collapse

What about metallic hydrogen in the core of planets?

niktemadur@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 02:19 next collapse

“Wait, they’re ALL metals?”
“Always have been.”

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 13 Feb 05:59 collapse

Funnily enough, probably not a metal according to astronomers.

ornery_chemist@mander.xyz on 13 Feb 02:01 next collapse

Iodine is a transition metal I will die on this hill.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 13 Feb 05:57 collapse

Care to defend your position? Iodine is certainly not in the d-block…

ornery_chemist@mander.xyz on 13 Feb 13:27 collapse

The intended joke is that hypervalent iodine compounds like Dess-Martin periodinane flip between different oxidation states like you often see for transition metals. As an example, the mechanism usually drawn for oxidations by DMP is similar to those drawn for PCC/Jones reagent, where the electrons removed from the substrate are “banked” at the metal center. Obviously, redox chemistry is not at all limited to transition metals, but I am often surprised at iodine’s propensity to engage in it. A lot of research over the past decade or two has also developed redox catalysis with these reagents, reactivity which is commonly (though again not always) the purview of transition metals.

Artyom@lemm.ee on 13 Feb 02:25 next collapse

I’m confused, that’s just a normal periodic table.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 13 Feb 05:04 next collapse

what? no, a normal periodic table has oxygen and carbon too!

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 13 Feb 07:55 collapse

Found the organic chemist

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 13 Feb 10:15 collapse

i mean, i think most chemists are organic

few are free range though

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 13 Feb 05:58 collapse

Found the astronomer.

oo1@lemmings.world on 13 Feb 07:55 next collapse

Plutonium is not a real element.

NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 10:59 next collapse

It’s a dwarf element.

Agent641@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 14:37 collapse

Plutonium can be on the periodic table but we do not grant it the rank of element.

pHr34kY@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 08:52 next collapse

Do you know what happens to hydrogen when the temp drops below 14K?

Yeah. Metal.

Klear@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 10:35 next collapse

🤘

Gladaed@feddit.org on 13 Feb 10:56 next collapse

Metallic hydrogen may also make up parts of Jupiter’s core.

Shou@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 16:35 next collapse

That’s fucking badass

SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 17:44 collapse

Metallic or solid? Those are two different things, and depending on the answer, i will be going down a knowledge rabbit hole

Gladaed@feddit.org on 14 Feb 09:13 collapse

Metals are crystal lattices with delocalized electrons.

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 13:41 next collapse

That’s hard af

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 13 Feb 16:37 collapse

Doesn’t it also need to be under immense pressure? I don’t think low temperature alone is enough.

pHr34kY@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 20:06 collapse

Yeah, I think that may be the case.

gmtom@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 19:38 next collapse

Should also have iron on there too

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz on 14 Feb 14:27 collapse

And if you ask a cosmologist what the universe is made of, they go “Well, there’s a lot of dark matter, and even more dark energy. And then there’s a tiny bit of some matter or something idk lol.”

KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 14 Feb 14:46 collapse

Read that as cosmetologist and was thoroughly confused.