For your consideration
from Bad_Engineering@fedia.io to science_memes@mander.xyz on 10 Mar 17:16
https://fedia.io/m/science_memes@mander.xyz/t/1896245

I propose a new ASME standard, the Scaling Banana™.

#science_memes

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Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca on 10 Mar 17:23 next collapse

I still like CEEs Banana Scales (calipers)

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/03dffca9-0891-4027-adfe-7b629db31bb2.jpeg">

davidgro@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 17:38 next collapse

Should go to 8, then “bunch”.

Bad_Engineering@fedia.io on 10 Mar 17:46 collapse

I have not seen one of those before, it would make a good companion tool.

danekrae@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 17:38 next collapse

5 axis mill?

Bad_Engineering@fedia.io on 10 Mar 17:45 collapse

Just a 3 axis and a custom fixture.

danekrae@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 17:48 next collapse

Nice. Any photos of that? I like to show my students that they can hold anything, if they plan it correctly.

I thought about making that myself, but could never get the time.

Bad_Engineering@fedia.io on 10 Mar 17:54 collapse

I put the pic in the comment, it loaded on my side so idk whats up. But basically, I did it in 2 sides. The back side had its roughing and finishing pass done while clamping the billet. The front got its roughing pass again clamping billet. It was supposed to leave .020" thick tabs to keep it in the billet for the finishing pass but they ended up breaking off. So I used the cad drawing to cut an exact pocket of the banana in a piece of wood. The banana fit pretty snuggly into the pocket so I just used some silicone sealant I had on hand to keep it from lifting out during finishing.

danekrae@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 23:06 collapse

Aaah, thanks. I can see it if I go to Mander. Here it is, if anybody else has trouble: fedia.io/…/80bd7c28292165689d435a55a1db896a01f14f…

ramenshaman@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 20:20 collapse

That’s impressive

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 10 Mar 17:54 next collapse

As a biologist I need to know how many Banana Equivalent Doses your Scaling Banana causes.

Bad_Engineering@fedia.io on 10 Mar 17:57 collapse

The Scaling banana contains no Potassium-40, but it does probably have some Aluminum-26 in it. Further testing will be needed to ascertain the actual B.E.D.

over_clox@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 17:59 next collapse

That thing better be exactly 178 millimeters long, otherwise it’s not a standard banana…

bananaforscale.info/#!/convert/length/1/bananas/m…

Bad_Engineering@fedia.io on 10 Mar 18:04 collapse

I did not consult that site, the ASME Scaling Banana™ measures 214mm. It was made from a composite 3d scan of 4 different bananas bought from 3 different retailers. Your banana may vary.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io on 10 Mar 18:04 next collapse

Finally some real science!

Bad_Engineering@fedia.io on 10 Mar 18:06 next collapse

Please note this is only a prototype banana. Production models will sport a trendy yellow anodized finish.

higgsboson@dubvee.org on 10 Mar 20:13 next collapse

You should offer an assault banana with a 1913 rail, so we can attach all our tactical accessories.

LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org on 10 Mar 22:16 collapse

I dunno, I kind of like the industrial silver. Wouldn’t want it to get mixed up with my real bananas, after all.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 10 Mar 18:08 next collapse

Need more information.

<img alt="" src="https://i.redd.it/f84k8nuf92zb1.jpg">

neidu3@sh.itjust.works on 10 Mar 18:22 next collapse

More information: Your size is fine

samus12345@lemm.ee on 10 Mar 18:30 collapse

But what size is the metal one?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 18:41 next collapse

Banana sized. Or, 1.

ratel@mander.xyz on 10 Mar 20:18 collapse

Left banana is 1.4 standard bananas, right banana is 0.7 standard bananas.

LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org on 10 Mar 22:17 next collapse

Without a banana for scale, it’s hard to tell.

myrrh@ttrpg.network on 10 Mar 23:43 collapse

…those are some tiny potatoes or ginormous bananas in either case…

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 11 Mar 00:38 collapse

The bananas on the left are just closer to the camera. Everyone knows bananas are all the same size.

SaltSong@startrek.website on 11 Mar 00:57 next collapse

You need a standardized banana, not some random banana.

Por_que_pine@startrek.website on 11 Mar 02:46 next collapse

Ah, I see the confusion. What you have there are troy bananas and avoirdupois (AVDP) bananas. Not to be confused with fluid bananas.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world on 11 Mar 12:02 collapse

This is due to the Mercator map correction!

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bb65de31-7dc2-42c0-a62e-171f3bf88122.jpeg">

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 18:44 next collapse

Although I understand, I was dismayed to discover I misread it as “ACME” Standard Scaling Banana.

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Mvlad88@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 20:07 next collapse

Is it OIML approved?

couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 10 Mar 22:02 next collapse

I would prefer a Scalene Banana. Can we make that happen?

AtariDump@lemmy.world on 10 Mar 23:27 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8c0255bf-7259-4108-b559-575866ddbf57.jpeg">

myrrh@ttrpg.network on 10 Mar 23:45 next collapse

…with some clever geometry, it could be sized for metric-integer weight, length, and volume…

spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works on 11 Mar 00:22 next collapse

Sorry I don’t understand this new standard, can I please have a banana for scale?

SaltSong@startrek.website on 11 Mar 00:56 next collapse

I love it.

BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee on 11 Mar 01:12 collapse

i love this