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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 09 Jun 21:00
https://mander.xyz/post/31745477

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Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee on 09 Jun 21:04 next collapse

Pain.

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world on 09 Jun 23:29 collapse

Yes.

haerrii@feddit.org on 09 Jun 21:06 next collapse

Tickle ding dong pickle

C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz on 09 Jun 21:07 next collapse

Cystoscopy

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 09 Jun 21:15 next collapse

True

pageflight@lemmy.world on 09 Jun 23:50 next collapse

TIL. Seems to be a rigid scope, so:

Rigid cystoscope: These cystoscopes don’t bend. Your provider may pass instruments through the tube to perform biopsies or remove tumors. This cystoscope is usually only used with sedation or general anesthesia.

Doesn’t explain the other hand though.

C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz on 10 Jun 00:55 collapse

No, it doesn’t. The surgeons I work with don’t do prostate manipulation when they insert the scopes, but my guess is that it’s a way to straighten out the urethra to assist with scope insertion in awake or lightly sedated patients (with local anaesthesia).

Update: I ran into an actual urologist in the change room and showed him the diagram. He said the only time he would apply pressure like that is to improve the position of the prostate during a prostate resection, but not just to do a cystoscopy. I asked if this was more common during direct vision cystoscopy (using your eye to see down the scope rather than a camera unit as we do now), and he said he didn’t think so but wasn’t sure. This guy is not that far off retirement, so he’s been around long enough to remember a lot of advances in technique and technology. I think this diagram belongs in a museum.

felsiq@lemmy.zip on 10 Jun 01:37 next collapse

When you say “straighten out the urethra”, is that professional medical-speak for “fingerblast his p spot to get him hard”?

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 10 Jun 02:18 next collapse

ded

C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz on 10 Jun 02:28 collapse

I assume you were making a joke, but just in case you weren’t, it is not.

felsiq@lemmy.zip on 10 Jun 03:08 collapse

It was at least half joking, but I am genuinely curious how the finger in his ass would straighten the urethra. Is it the internal part of the urethra that needs straightening, and if so, can you really just push it around from the anus like that?

C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz on 10 Jun 03:54 collapse

The part of the urethra that passes through the prostate is usually bent. As I said, I’m only guessing, but I think by angling the penis down and pushing the prostate forward from behind, it should make it less of a sharp angle for the scope to pass through, therefore reducing pain and risk of urethral injury.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 10 Jun 13:17 collapse

Thank you for your service. 🫡

Vespair@lemm.ee on 10 Jun 01:51 collapse

Bro I love Cryptopsy, their album None So Vile slays!

AstralPath@lemmy.ca on 10 Jun 02:35 collapse

Phobophile rules.

MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org on 09 Jun 21:52 next collapse

“Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls.”

Also, why does the tip of the penis look like the mouth of a Graboid from Tremors?

piranhaconda@mander.xyz on 09 Jun 23:03 collapse

Uncircumcised

Enkers@sh.itjust.works on 09 Jun 21:54 next collapse

I C U P

elevenbones@piefed.social on 10 Jun 20:23 collapse

R U N ?

TommySoda@lemmy.world on 09 Jun 22:35 next collapse

“Your dick sounds pretty good to me.”

Davel23@fedia.io on 09 Jun 22:39 next collapse

Hey, my eyes are up here.

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de on 09 Jun 22:39 next collapse

For the last time Bob, this is not how you use a bow and arrow.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works on 09 Jun 23:07 next collapse

Now cough.

And009@lemmynsfw.com on 10 Jun 10:03 collapse

Shrunk faster than a gecko tongue

fertile_floortile@lemmy.ca on 09 Jun 23:12 next collapse

I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 09 Jun 23:13 next collapse

Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world on 09 Jun 23:29 next collapse

What I had done last year.

CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe on 09 Jun 23:34 next collapse

“OUCH”

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev on 09 Jun 23:38 next collapse

Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

Psythik@lemm.ee on 09 Jun 23:57 next collapse

Somebody please make this porn

cRazi_man@europe.pub on 10 Jun 00:00 collapse

Please…no

turtlesareneat@discuss.online on 10 Jun 00:16 collapse

I’m gonna put two jars down, one that says DO and one that says DON’T, y’all can vote with dollar bills

msage@programming.dev on 10 Jun 10:45 collapse

You’re going to need buckets.

sepi@piefed.social on 10 Jun 05:26 collapse

Call Werner Herzog

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 00:03 next collapse

This is why I got my ribs removed

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 10 Jun 00:08 next collapse

“Dr. I.C. Weiner”

muhyb@programming.dev on 10 Jun 07:29 collapse

Oh, crud!

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works on 10 Jun 00:27 next collapse

Worse eye wash station ever

Rusty@lemmy.ca on 10 Jun 00:50 next collapse

The team building games are getting too intense for me.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 10 Jun 01:31 next collapse

When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you

altphoto@lemmy.today on 10 Jun 01:44 next collapse

Yup, that’s 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can’t see you pee, then it’s more than 6".

Death_Equity@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 02:56 next collapse

Why should you stop the hot chick at crystals and astrology? This is where you end up and you may not like it when she takes you there.

ace_garp@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 02:59 next collapse

Cockeyed

Kellenved@sh.itjust.works on 10 Jun 03:37 next collapse

Hard to change the channel on this tv

Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works on 10 Jun 04:50 next collapse

Seeing a sound

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 10 Jun 05:31 next collapse

First date ideas

barf@hexbear.net on 10 Jun 05:34 next collapse

Boop!

Koolio@hexbear.net on 10 Jun 06:48 next collapse

Sounds about right

Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com on 10 Jun 07:48 next collapse

Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

Where’s Wally: The Movie

match@pawb.social on 10 Jun 08:32 next collapse

the sound and the fury

enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 Jun 08:51 next collapse

gonna feel weird on a bent dick

bhamlin@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 09:38 collapse

From experience I can say that it feels weird with a normal one too.

TomasEkeli@programming.dev on 10 Jun 09:23 next collapse

So that’s were that weird smell is coming from.

And009@lemmynsfw.com on 10 Jun 10:03 next collapse

No homo

figjam@midwest.social on 10 Jun 10:58 next collapse

The Jizz-o-scope in use

dumbass@leminal.space on 10 Jun 11:20 next collapse

EXSPERMINATE!

bieren@lemmy.zip on 10 Jun 12:45 next collapse

The GOP special. “No homo”

Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 12:47 next collapse

Segs

regdog@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 15:02 next collapse

“Can you read the numbers in the first line?”

Meh@hexbear.net on 10 Jun 16:06 next collapse

Looks like a fun Friday night

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 16:15 next collapse

The Sound of Eye lens.

ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee on 10 Jun 16:16 next collapse

“Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”

Flyberius@hexbear.net on 10 Jun 16:24 next collapse

That’s great doc, but what’s this got to do with my root canal?

JoeTheSane@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 17:37 next collapse

While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.

ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 18:07 next collapse

Sniper MD

Smilezz@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 18:43 next collapse

Peeki Peeki in the Pee Pee

regdog@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 18:46 next collapse

He is staring down Shai-Hulud

qarbone@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 21:24 next collapse

“Ouch.”

RevolverSly@lemmy.world on 10 Jun 22:17 collapse

Ok, that’s a weird boner