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from fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 16 Mar 20:36
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/40138657

A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️

📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion

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Lemmist@lemm.ee on 16 Mar 20:55 next collapse

From afar it looks like a surprised rodent.

witty_username@feddit.nl on 16 Mar 20:58 next collapse

Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13

Fingolfinz@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 22:06 next collapse

Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!

janus2@lemmy.zip on 18 Mar 11:34 collapse

is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 16 Mar 21:03 next collapse

You found what on my web history?!

thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz on 16 Mar 21:30 next collapse

See kids? Monsters not bad! Monsters just… different! And different not bad!

perishthethought@lemm.ee on 16 Mar 22:07 next collapse

There is no try. Only do.

Ste41th@lemmy.ml on 16 Mar 22:17 next collapse

When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.

GrammarPolice@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 23:43 next collapse

This makes me highly uncomfortable

jason@engage.gogogoals.com on 16 Mar 23:57 next collapse

"Have you seen my possum? "

jason@engage.gogogoals.com on 16 Mar 23:58 collapse

But seriously, I thought this was some man made art. The fact that this is a real life pic of a living creature is wicked.

jason@engage.gogogoals.com on 17 Mar 00:03 next collapse

Have you seen my tweezers.

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io on 17 Mar 00:15 next collapse

Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.

I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?

Teeth hair.

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Mar 00:17 next collapse

Thteven@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 00:29 next collapse

WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca on 17 Mar 00:39 next collapse

I have… Understandings

_core@sh.itjust.works on 17 Mar 00:42 next collapse

I can’t believe you paid for winrar

Vanth@reddthat.com on 17 Mar 00:57 next collapse

Young Bobby was so eager for his beard to grow in, but this is not what he had in mind. being 15 is rough.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 17 Mar 01:01 next collapse

DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?

IceBlade@lemmynsfw.com on 17 Mar 01:30 next collapse

Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee on 17 Mar 02:15 next collapse

“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”

tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Mar 13:03 next collapse

“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”

exploitedamerican@lemm.ee on 17 Mar 13:30 next collapse

Hello skinny hooman

EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee on 17 Mar 14:49 next collapse

Who? Me?

4oreman@lemy.lol on 17 Mar 16:56 next collapse

Spider Mench

judgyweevil@feddit.it on 17 Mar 17:22 next collapse

The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home

KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca on 17 Mar 17:47 next collapse

I can haz cheezeburger?

ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one on 17 Mar 20:28 next collapse

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

ChanchoManco@lemm.ee on 17 Mar 21:02 next collapse

Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.

[deleted] on 18 Mar 06:33 next collapse

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 18 Mar 06:47 next collapse

It was an alright Adam Sandler film.

fertile_floortile@lemmy.ca on 18 Mar 07:40 collapse

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