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from Morph9@lemmy.zip to science_memes@mander.xyz on 19 Feb 00:42
https://lemmy.zip/post/32367074

Original article: express.co.uk/…/antarctica-expedition-tangaroa-cr…

More level headed article: diply.com/antarctic-expedition-turns-up-bizarre-s…

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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 01:00 next collapse

First of all, that second url made me chuckle. “Turns up bizarre sea creatures like nothin.” Like, “Check it homie, these fuckin’ scientists are discovering shit like it ain’t nothin’. Shiiiiiiit.”

Secondly, it makes me think of a baby Old One. Look at it. With it’s lil tentacles and stuff. Gross little creature. Ugh. Praise him.

DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com on 19 Feb 03:47 next collapse

“Yo, dawg. These scientists be out here scraping the floor of the ocean! in Antractica! Whattttt? They finding animals that didn’t even exist before. That’s what’s up.”

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 04:51 collapse

“These bitchin’-ass mofos be 'scovern errthan.”

Hadriscus@lemm.ee on 19 Feb 04:58 collapse

can you rephrase this for me please ?

DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com on 19 Feb 05:07 collapse

These bitching ass motherfuckers be discovering everything.

These awesome people are pioneers. 😂

Hadriscus@lemm.ee on 19 Feb 05:11 collapse

thank you !

DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com on 19 Feb 11:43 collapse

you’re welcome!

UtMan1988@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 12:51 collapse

I remember Gizoogle…

satans_methpipe@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 07:08 collapse

Considering it’s a clickbait content theft mill run by state actors serving malware ads, of course they will write whatever it takes.

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 01:03 collapse

I just figured it was generated by a script or something, but I gotta say, you should go hide yourself somewhere or something. I think Pops might’ve had enough crystal for a while. Dude needs to chill and take a nap.

satans_methpipe@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 01:24 collapse

Believe it or not I’m sober. Or am I misunderstanding?

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 01:43 collapse

Your username, lol

Lemminary@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 05:17 next collapse

Maybe?

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7d5d9a03-cd8b-4057-8c8f-95e71a4e43bb.png">

RedSnt@feddit.dk on 20 Feb 00:29 next collapse

I guess David Lynch had the same idea (From Eraserhead).

braxy29@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 01:18 next collapse

omg i have been trying to forget this since the last time i saw it 😢

Maalus@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 07:16 next collapse

It’s about as scary as “women bleed each month”, or I’d say periods are even scarier. It’d get explained early, sanitary products would be made with it in mind and it would be normalized in ancient Egypt.

[deleted] on 20 Feb 07:50 next collapse

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KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de on 20 Feb 08:20 collapse

More like “women lay eggs/give birth each month”, but, well, monthly, not almost daily.

avattar@lemmy.sdf.org on 20 Feb 14:52 collapse

Binoonly

meowMix2525@lemm.ee on 20 Feb 16:49 collapse

Some dude would most definitely be keeping them as pets

shneancy@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 10:27 next collapse

as much as i love science and discovery, this is not the time, put it back please

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 19 Feb 11:27 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/9f506497-bf4f-44dc-9fe1-fbfff48487bb.png">

MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 11:56 next collapse

Reminds me of that thing in the movie “Life”, more than the thing. Surprised it didn’t crush the researchers hand…

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 00:02 collapse

Yeah, that movie is an underrated terror.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com on 19 Feb 12:00 next collapse

There is not enough flame In this photo!

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 15:00 next collapse

Flamethrower, now!

lipilee@feddit.nl on 19 Feb 15:22 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/f8295bc4-0b26-4df0-bafd-f0258c77b354.png">

Enkrod@feddit.org on 20 Feb 14:38 collapse

It werfs flammen!

M137@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 23:59 next collapse

“It has something quite interesting at the front and I sort of liken it to a hippopotamus”

Yeah, we’ve all gotten that reaction from first-time partners, amirite fellas?.. hey, guys?.. no one?.. oh god.

KittyCat@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 00:05 next collapse

That’s clearly some new type of sea cucumber, it’s not mysterious at all

Chakravanti@monero.town on 20 Feb 09:05 collapse

S/new/old

dont@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 06:47 next collapse

This has been on X Files, quarantine those people! 👻

__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works on 20 Feb 07:47 next collapse

What’s it taste like?

Emmie@lemm.ee on 20 Feb 08:17 next collapse

First they harassed and flopped around the sea cucumber then it turned out it was alien embryos incubator and the lady is #1 on intergalactic wanted list

GaMEChld@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 08:27 next collapse

So like… How possible would it be that you thaw something like that out and you release some kinda doom virus?

Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one on 20 Feb 08:48 next collapse

Put it back please.

isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de on 20 Feb 11:46 next collapse

I don’t get it

samus12345@lemm.ee on 20 Feb 15:01 collapse
zaphod@sopuli.xyz on 20 Feb 12:12 next collapse

Do they still watch The Thing in Antarctica, or did that tradition stop?

Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org on 21 Feb 11:19 collapse

…which is amusing because my first thought was At the Mountains of Madness, which apparently was an inspiration for The Thing.

Opisek@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 13:58 next collapse

Holding a brand new species with bare hands. Yeah no, I’m out. That thing will end up sweating poison when threatened or whatever.

Hackworth@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 16:58 collapse

I’m in the middle of a Star Trek all-series re-watch. It never really bothered me, but it’s pretty hilarious how they basically use no form of PPE when entering completely alien environments.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 20 Feb 15:02 collapse

You gotta be fucking kidding!