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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 26 Aug 20:15
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hakase@lemmy.zip on 26 Aug 20:30 next collapse

It’s a good name in my humble opilion

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone on 26 Aug 20:31 next collapse

Possibly the original? or at least another widespread name for them is ‘granddaddy longlegs’, which is a very different kink. 🍋🥳

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works on 26 Aug 22:18 collapse

John Wayne is big leggy might turn your crank.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 20:34 next collapse

For those who might be confused, “daddy longlegs” colloquially refers to two totally separate things. Spiders are of the order Araneae under class Arachnida (they’re arachnids; go figure).

“Daddy longlegs” often refers to cellar spiders, the family Pholcidae within the spiders. However, “daddy longlegs” also refers to another order of arachnids altogether called Opiliones, also known as harvestmen. So if this doesn’t look like the daddy longlegs you know, that’s why; they’re not a “different type” of the cellar spider you’re familiar with.

warm@kbin.earth on 26 Aug 20:45 next collapse

Also crane flies!

Deebster@infosec.pub on 27 Aug 00:54 next collapse

That’s what I think of when I hear The name Daddy Longlegs. Wikipedia tells me that they’re called “Jenny long legs” in Scotland and Pilib an Gheataire (“Skinny Philip”) in Irish.

xorollo@leminal.space on 27 Aug 12:03 collapse

Skeeter eater!

sartalon@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 01:27 next collapse

Here’s the thing…

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 02:41 collapse

Funnily enough, that Unidan copypasta is 100% correct. I don’t know why, for as long-winded as it is, though, he doesn’t use more taxonomic names to make it precise: jackdaws are in genus Coloeus, and crows and ravens are in genus Corvus, both under family Corvidae. The apes are the primate superfamily Hominoidea*, which Homo sapiens sits under. There, Unidan; that’s all you had to say.

* To clarify, not “are in” – are. You are an ape if and only if your species is in this superfamily.

sartalon@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 06:08 next collapse

I thought he was a great contributer. It was disappointing to see it fall apart like that.

JayGray91@piefed.social on 27 Aug 08:23 next collapse

man, a unidan reference. a simpler time when I was ignorant using reddit.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 11:34 collapse

It was never that they were wrong it was that they lost it and harassed someone at length and with alts about birds.

remon@ani.social on 27 Aug 09:32 collapse

Make that 3 things: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

Bonus plant: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caladenia_filamentosa

xorollo@leminal.space on 27 Aug 12:01 collapse

Obvs that’s a skeeter eater, not a daddy longlegs. Plant is pretty.

FerretyFever0@fedia.io on 26 Aug 20:43 next collapse

Urghhhhhhhhh, so looooonggggg

FerretyFever0@fedia.io on 26 Aug 20:43 collapse

Euthanize me.

toynbee@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 05:29 collapse

Would moisturizing be an acceptable alternative?

FerretyFever0@fedia.io on 27 Aug 11:56 collapse

Potentially.

Codpiece@feddit.uk on 26 Aug 21:56 next collapse

Harvestman is kinky?

ChrysanthemumIndica@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Aug 22:26 collapse

That’s the best name for them! (We called them grandaddy long legs where I grew up, they were always so cute and ticklish)

[deleted] on 27 Aug 00:50 next collapse

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affenlehrer@feddit.org on 27 Aug 04:18 next collapse

We call them “Schneider” (tailor) in Germany. Or at least some creature looking similar to this one.

haerrii@feddit.org on 27 Aug 05:18 next collapse

That took me down the rabbithole of Wikipedia, cause I could swear that Schneiders were big flying insects in my childhood. Turns out there is a whole bunch of confusion in naming going on, and not just in german. Daddy long legs (I guess what the meme plays on) can be an arachnid or an insect depending on whom you ask

banause@feddit.org on 27 Aug 08:40 next collapse

The one with the wings is clearly a “Häbbergas”.

affenlehrer@feddit.org on 27 Aug 12:30 collapse

Ah, right… I forgot the flying things. Yes, for some reason they’re also called Schneider

DonPiano@feddit.org on 27 Aug 08:38 next collapse

Another name: Weberknechte, weaver’s servant/slave/minion (think a person who lives and works and belongs/‘belongs’ to a farm)

1stQ@feddit.org on 27 Aug 12:18 collapse

Never heard anyone calling that a Schneider in northern Germany. It’s popularly called Oma Langbein (or the official term Weberknecht) in my area. Though Wikipedia doesn’t know the Oma, only Opa.

affenlehrer@feddit.org on 27 Aug 12:28 collapse

I live in the Niederrhein region and never heard the Oma/Opa Langbein term before :)

Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 04:38 next collapse

I get it, but scientists don’t come up with common names. The name scientists came up with for them is Opiliones.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 27 Aug 08:53 next collapse

These arachnits are more pathetic than creepy. Sometimes also called Master 7 legs, because they are very fragil creatures and often lose one or more legs. Anyway, as almost all spiders useful creatures.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Aug 09:29 collapse

Daddy Longlegs are cute!

They’re almost completely harmless to humans, and pets, aside of possibly small rodents.

They kill smaller pests, and can even kill other spiders that actually are dangerous to humans.

But I want the sequel, Mommy StepsAlot.

deepus@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 12:21 next collapse

What do they do to rodents?

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Aug 12:34 collapse

Theoretically, a very small animal, or one that is quite sick and unhealthy, or basically a new born…

They may be small enough and have weak enough skin that a longlegs could actually penetrate the dermis and actually deliver a potentially troubling amount of venom.

IIRC, small rodents are things that a longlegs could potentially deliver an effective bite to… but I am not completely sure where or how exactly to draw the line.

Basically, they have a decent venom, but their fangs are quite bad at penetrating most kinds of skin… they are geared mainly toward hunting other small insects… but its not 100% impossible to harm something a bit bigger.

remon@ani.social on 27 Aug 12:42 collapse

Basically, they have a decent venom, but their fangs are quite bad at penetrating most kinds of skin…

That is a myth. They (Pholcidae) are absolutely capable of biting humans, their venom however is nothing special.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Aug 12:51 collapse

Wait, so its inverse of the myth?

Fangs are fine, venom is a joke?

remon@ani.social on 27 Aug 12:53 collapse

Yup.

They even busted that one on the myth-busters (2004, Episode 5).

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Aug 12:59 collapse

Damn!

I must have forgotten.

Welp, time to rewatch… all of Mythbusters, lol

remon@ani.social on 27 Aug 12:24 next collapse

This one is the harvestmen daddy long legs, not the spider one.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Aug 12:36 collapse

But harvestman doesn’t allie-oop into a sex pun. =(

Wait.

Unless you go into HarvestMoon r34 fanfiction.

… Nope, not going there today, lol.

x0x7@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 12:50 collapse

Here you go img.gvid.tv/i/2xQ6jyW4.jpg

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Aug 12:52 collapse

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