I just ate a burrito drowned in apricot-habanero hot sauce which I further modified by adding extra habaneros and red thai chilis. I’m pretty sure capsaicin was meant to deter mammals from eating hot peppers.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de
on 19 Jul 08:31
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… eating even tinier ants
BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net
on 18 Jul 13:47
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Any explanation for why there was similar convergent evolution toward goofy names? C’mon, numbat, mongoose, sloth bear, aardvark, pangolin, echidna? No way that’s coincidence.
we conservatively estimate 20 × 10^15 (20 quadrillion) ants on Earth, with a total biomass of 12 megatons of dry carbon. This exceeds the combined biomass of wild birds and mammals and equals 20% of human biomass.
– source
If there’s a lot of something, we mammals are going to learn how to eat it.
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anteaters are a step on the path to crab, confirmed
Do humans count as 13?
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Roasted queen leaf cutter ants?
Mexican Chicatanas (flying ants).
masienda.com/blogs/learn/chicatana-ants
Ah! I have seen these guys on videos before. Neat large species of flying leaf cutters!
Whoa. That’s a big fuckin’ ant.
Humans are cheating since we’ll eat anything that’s edible, and a lot of things that aren’t supposed to be.
I just ate a burrito drowned in apricot-habanero hot sauce which I further modified by adding extra habaneros and red thai chilis. I’m pretty sure capsaicin was meant to deter mammals from eating hot peppers.
Brace yourselves… farts are comin
It deters me lol
Like petroleum. Well, stuff made from it anyway.
A competitor to crabs
Kind of the opposite, looks like evolution is trying desperately to get rid of ants, lol. Possibly replacing them with crabs.
Turn the ants into crabs.
Crab ants crab ants crab ants crab ants crab ants… And now it reads like a slur
Ant-eating crabs will be the ultimate result of evolution.
With ants looking like tiny crabs
… eating even tinier ants
Any explanation for why there was similar convergent evolution toward goofy names? C’mon, numbat, mongoose, sloth bear, aardvark, pangolin, echidna? No way that’s coincidence.
I guess, they’d have a tendency to look goofy, so they can stick their snouts into ant hills, and then we might’ve named them accordingly?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aardwolf
If there’s a lot of something, we mammals are going to learn how to eat it.
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en.wikipedia.org/…/Composition_of_the_human_body
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Carbon is supposed to make up about 18.5% of the mass of a human body. So 60 megatons divided by 18.5% is 324 megatons.
Are you calling us fat ?
No. Fat is long hydrocarbon chains with a carbonic acid group on one end and then esterized to glycerol, formally propan- 1,2,3- triol.
Exactly. The ants were doing a lot more than existing