Somebodys got a case of the Easter Mondays
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 21 Apr 23:07
https://mander.xyz/post/28572211

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JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 22 Apr 01:24 next collapse

What units should we use for the formula?

I’m going with weeks for age, teaspoons for size, acres for area, and leagues for depth.

SmoothOperator@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 07:10 next collapse

The units don’t really matter as long as you’re okay with your number of kids coming out with units of square root time over length(?)

apotheotic@beehaw.org on 22 Apr 09:36 collapse

Some people will do anything except use SI units

Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 01:42 next collapse

I thought we were using potatoes so we didn’t have to waste eggs!

thawed_caveman@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 02:09 next collapse

The first part of the equation seems to make sense, the number of eggs does depend on the number of children, age of the children, and size of the eggs. Makes sense that each of the kids gets two eggs. Not sure why it’s the square root of y, but okay.

The (a+d) part i just don’t understand at all. Why are the physical properties of the garden relevant?

And yeah, as the other commenter pointed out, i wonder what units they’re even using for some of this data

Khanzarate@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 02:31 collapse

Area would help account for a really large yard, where you may want more eggs, or for a small one, where this calculation simply has too many eggs. So, egg density per square foot (or whatever unit they wanted).

Undergrowth size to me seems like its accounting for how many eggs simply aren’t found. If the grass is 6" long, you’ll want more eggs because they’ll not all be found.

This seems to fit especially because they’re added together, which means even a yard that was just dirt, no undergrowth, you’d get eggs from area alone. There’s a floor on it. If it were a separate multiple then no grass would mean no eggs.

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 22 Apr 04:44 collapse

Most of those seem like nonlinear relationships, so it still doesn’t make any sense still. The undergrowth would only start becoming an issue when the height gets taller than the egg diameter.

Khanzarate@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 04:52 collapse

I agree, but that seems like about the level of detail a formula with no units would have.

Khanzarate@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 02:31 next collapse

If we hold the hunt in a single tall blade of grass we’ll need to fit a lot of eggs in there.

porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml on 22 Apr 06:47 collapse

Without units that’s not really clear, could be depth in km

loaExMachina@hexbear.net on 22 Apr 07:06 next collapse

(a+d)
a=area of garden
d= depth of undergrowth

Adding an area and a distance? Seems wonky.

Pulptastic@midwest.social on 22 Apr 08:42 next collapse

It’s an empirical formula. Engineers don’t care about unit consistency as long as it works.

tetris11@feddit.uk on 22 Apr 08:56 collapse

You need an area modifier for normally thin undergrowth clamped to a base, where multiplying would be too powerful. So you add as a general bonus to the area

tetris11@feddit.uk on 22 Apr 09:00 next collapse

Three 64 year old kids hunting a single 0.5m³ egg over a 12-by-8 metre garden

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 23:05 collapse

Where did you get a dinosaur, or dragon egg?

tetris11@feddit.uk on 23 Apr 10:05 collapse

Well I imagine that they were playing Jumanji, lost a go, and have now been trapped in the game for decades on a single finite square bound infinitely in all directions, searching for the one Parasaurolophus egg to free one of them from the game.

BilboBargains@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 13:03 next collapse

Make the eggs bigger

[deleted] on 22 Apr 22:37 next collapse

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towamo7603@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 23:00 next collapse

Downvote AI comics.

Fern@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 15:31 collapse

How can you tell?

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 03:18 collapse

4 four year olds doing an egg hunt of egg-sized eggs in a garden of area 10m sq with no undergrowth means we need 160 eggs