To clarify, “older than trees” doesn’t mean older than currently living trees. It means older than the very first trees. As in, before plants figured out how to grow wood.
woodenghost@hexbear.net
on 01 Apr 20:18
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OK, I think I get it now. But it sounds a bit confusing. If you are listing events that sharks were not present for, then you might as well say something like Sharks survived the Big Bang
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 03 Apr 05:39
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Kind of? It’s referencing a well known set of mass extinctions that are talked about together, the ‘Big Five’, but it also is worded poorly. Instead something like “Sharks have survived the most recent four of the ‘Big Five’ mass extinction events.” might be better?
I’ve read this so many times but I just don’t get it. What do you mean?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
on 03 Apr 18:21
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Your signature, “JK obv”, where obv is obviously short for Obviously; related to “JK row”, where row is of course short for Rowling.
If it were two ‘Rowlings’, you might be sisters. But being two 'JK’s, by logical deduction you must be the same person, having recently married and taken your husband’s surname, Mr. Obv(iously).
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Is this why we’re trying boil the oceans and make them toxic?
Only way to beat primordial horrors beyond our comprehension
And even older than Polaris, the north star. It’s only 70 million years old.
Well, Polaris is made up of three stars and only one of them is estimated to be younger than sharks. Still cool, though.
Also older than the rings of Saturn
Older than Saturn’s rings!
To clarify, “older than trees” doesn’t mean older than currently living trees. It means older than the very first trees. As in, before plants figured out how to grow wood.
Older than the star Polaris.
pff, that’s nothing. how many have they caused?
cos we’ve been around only a few million years and we’ve already caused one
Deeper than the mountains… older than the trees…?
John Denver was singing about sharks?
It’s hard to fathom the cultural sensation that was Jaws and the deep effect it had on Denver.
Jellyfish, which are older than bones and eyes: “pathetic”
“Am I a joke to you?”
gym shark
This statement does not make sense. If they only survived 4 out of 5 extinction events then there should be no more sharks alive today.
They weren’t around yet during the first one
OK, I think I get it now. But it sounds a bit confusing. If you are listing events that sharks were not present for, then you might as well say something like Sharks survived the Big Bang
Kind of? It’s referencing a well known set of mass extinctions that are talked about together, the ‘Big Five’, but it also is worded poorly. Instead something like “Sharks have survived the most recent four of the ‘Big Five’ mass extinction events.” might be better?
False
Sharks live 20-30 years
I’ve already outlived they bitch asses
JK obv
Did you get married recently? You should sign it,
so people know who you are ;p
I’ve read this so many times but I just don’t get it. What do you mean?
Your signature, “JK obv”, where obv is obviously short for Obviously; related to “JK row”, where row is of course short for Rowling.
If it were two ‘Rowlings’, you might be sisters. But being two 'JK’s, by logical deduction you must be the same person, having recently married and taken your husband’s surname, Mr. Obv(iously).
Hence, your expanded name, “JK Obv née Row”
Flawless logic.