Battle like MEN
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 21 Dec 2024 20:06
https://mander.xyz/post/22260719

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ladicius@lemmy.world on 21 Dec 2024 20:26 next collapse

Wanna suggest to use this in human wars. State leaders have to battle it out like this.

Immediate end to all wars, no doubt.

BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca on 21 Dec 2024 20:30 next collapse

You doubt the power of my kissies?!

Phineaz@feddit.org on 21 Dec 2024 20:30 next collapse

Wars break out all over the world Trust us smooch , we are doing this smooch for our country!

henfredemars@infosec.pub on 21 Dec 2024 21:49 collapse

CNN viewership skyrockets.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 22 Dec 2024 05:14 next collapse

I’m starting twice as many wars to see if I get to lock lips with Margaret Thatcher

Comment105@lemm.ee on 22 Dec 2024 08:47 collapse

Well, about that one…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 22 Dec 2024 16:09 collapse

yeah i know she’s a lousy kisser. i’m worse. I win this round.

JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee on 22 Dec 2024 12:09 collapse

Either there’d be no more wars, or dentures would start to look very interesting.

Infamousblt@hexbear.net on 21 Dec 2024 20:30 next collapse

Dudes rock

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 21 Dec 2024 20:38 next collapse

They tried it in the past

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but normally they only dare to deal with defenseless babies to show their superiority

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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world on 21 Dec 2024 20:51 collapse

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_fraternal_kiss

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 21 Dec 2024 20:57 collapse

I know, maybe also mencionable kisses from a Mafia boss.

Cris_Color@lemmy.world on 21 Dec 2024 20:39 next collapse

Who wants to fight!? 😡

(👉👈)

Dasus@lemmy.world on 21 Dec 2024 21:04 collapse

First one to loosen, loses?

I’ll compete on the condition there’s a drug test before hand.

Cris_Color@lemmy.world on 21 Dec 2024 22:03 collapse

😳

So like… Psych meds and hormones don’t count right…?

Dasus@lemmy.world on 21 Dec 2024 22:15 collapse

No no, that’s a “drugtest”. I want a drug test. I want to test some drugs before the cock-off.

madthumbs@lemmy.world on 21 Dec 2024 20:53 next collapse

They’re a type of Gourami, and I believe they’re all aggressive. -Hence why people use plants and shelters to give other fish hiding spots.

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 22 Dec 2024 05:35 collapse

No, that’s a bruxish

DarkCloud@lemmy.world on 21 Dec 2024 20:54 next collapse

“We’re just innocent men”

Truffle@lemmy.ml on 22 Dec 2024 01:51 next collapse

This is what comes to mind whenever someone uses that “Iron sharpens iron” line.

Thordros@hexbear.net on 22 Dec 2024 02:41 next collapse

I’m ready to fight! LET’S GO! COME AT ME, BROS!

<img alt="powercry-1" src="https://hexbear.net/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fd28768f8-4b38-45e0-821a-e570c7e5f5e5.png">

cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de on 22 Dec 2024 11:30 collapse

Its not gay if its for fighting right?.. right?

darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl on 22 Dec 2024 11:51 next collapse

You mean like those amateur wrestlers wearing singlets?

Slovene@feddit.nl on 22 Dec 2024 12:09 next collapse

Right. Let’s have a sword fight. 😉

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 22 Dec 2024 16:51 collapse

Right, but in between each round you need to say “no homo.”