guys, if you want to impress a lady
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 14 Jul 12:32
https://mander.xyz/post/33983040

you know what they say about guys with big ID books

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tetris11@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 12:39 next collapse

“He kept saying that a stick insect had gone up his shorts, and it was for the good of all insectdom for us to find it and document its secretions.”

lgmjon64@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 12:58 next collapse

Literally one of the first dates I took my (now) wife on. She was in an entomology class and I lived in the foothills. I took her on a hike to collect insects for a class project. We also collected a roadkill snake on the way home for her to clean and articulate the skeleton.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca on 14 Jul 14:08 collapse

Not too crushed up?

lgmjon64@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 03:44 collapse

No, that was why we picked it up. It was in like-new condition.

Beebabe@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 13:03 next collapse

Brains are the most attractive feature imo. Perhaps I am a zombie.

ZombieMantis@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:34 collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/96ee9944-042c-4729-96dc-105a5b570ba2.gif">

Beebabe@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 21:08 collapse

Hi space Jesus

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 09:14 collapse

I think they too are a zombie based on their username. They appear to have forgotten to remove their disguise though so they might be too busy eating brains to actually have one, likely making them far less tasty than a juicy human.

Beebabe@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:45 collapse

Not many people worth biting, even for a professional zombie.

zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 13:46 next collapse

He kept raving about seeing an Insulindian Phasmid, and wouldn’t shut up about leftist theory.

Taalnazi@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 13:56 next collapse

This would literally work on me

zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 15:08 next collapse

<img alt="Tequila Sunrise loves you, baby." src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9ae157b1-fde2-46f8-916a-88bb228ff7c0.jpeg">

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 14 Jul 19:16 next collapse

The Expression 2.0

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 09:11 collapse

Isn’t that the guy from the yawning portal? Or at least the tftyp cover?

lena@gregtech.eu on 14 Jul 22:53 collapse

Same :3

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:12 collapse

men want only one thing as he’s fucking amazing

bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 17:25 next collapse

Girl, will you be my junebug? There is no metaphor; I think junebugs are the best in the world and you are the bestest junebug.

I won’t stop dating and, heck, I might be true happy if someone feels the same w/me, but dayum if I dont wish someone who woud interlock fingers with me after saying above sentence

REDACTED@infosec.pub on 14 Jul 22:23 collapse

But if that isn’t a metaphor, then you’re literally asking her to be your insect. I mean, I don’t judge fetishes, but borderline feels rude.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 14 Jul 19:14 next collapse

My dream date would be co-op in Elden Ring and they end up soloing the hardest bosses using the weakest weapon in the game without taking a hit. That would be so hot.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 03:34 collapse

What in the grammar