#science_memes
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Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/40f24996-e4bd-4b2c-a633-3a41c523ad15.png">
<img alt="" src="https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/f5d117b4-cefc-4c88-8319-067cd7dc9205.jpeg">
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge’s “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”, 1798 (not colorized).
I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
Yeah, I didn’t realize that when I first heard it. I guess that’s why it’s a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn’t be much of a punishment.
What flavor is it?
Sea bird
Ooh and that’s alright, I’m ok
I’ll pet the albatross
For one more day
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/0b8f438e-137a-4e02-862d-ebeb2b583934.jpeg">
Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
That’s the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It’s a mix of befuddlement and wonder.
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/845a1436-6eb3-4a0c-ae68-9ea30fd89967.png">
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
ALLLLBATROOOSSS!
Two choc-ices please.
Carlos for scale.
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
!sciencediagramshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
<img alt="conservationists approach albatross chick with a laundry basket" src="https://lemmynsfw.com/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi_webp%2FcmY6gSLSgTY%2Fmaxresdefault.webp">
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :(
It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
<img alt="wiiiiide bird " src="https://lemmynsfw.com/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fiaato.org%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2F2025-03%2FWandering-albatros-feel-upwind--Polarjournal-a3e5af69-1348-4b0b-872c-eba92d91814b.jpeg">
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
<img alt="Here you go." src="https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/coleridge-samuel_taylor-ancient-gustave-dore-7-1280x1681.jpg">
Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people’s size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans
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Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/40f24996-e4bd-4b2c-a633-3a41c523ad15.png">
<img alt="" src="https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/f5d117b4-cefc-4c88-8319-067cd7dc9205.jpeg">
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge’s “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”, 1798 (not colorized).
I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
Yeah, I didn’t realize that when I first heard it. I guess that’s why it’s a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn’t be much of a punishment.
What flavor is it?
Sea bird
Ooh and that’s alright, I’m ok
I’ll pet the albatross
For one more day
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/0b8f438e-137a-4e02-862d-ebeb2b583934.jpeg">
Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
That’s the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It’s a mix of befuddlement and wonder.
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/845a1436-6eb3-4a0c-ae68-9ea30fd89967.png">
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
ALLLLBATROOOSSS!
Two choc-ices please.
Carlos for scale.
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
!sciencediagramshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
<img alt="conservationists approach albatross chick with a laundry basket" src="https://lemmynsfw.com/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi_webp%2FcmY6gSLSgTY%2Fmaxresdefault.webp">
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :(
It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
<img alt="wiiiiide bird " src="https://lemmynsfw.com/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fiaato.org%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2F2025-03%2FWandering-albatros-feel-upwind--Polarjournal-a3e5af69-1348-4b0b-872c-eba92d91814b.jpeg">
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
<img alt="Here you go." src="https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/coleridge-samuel_taylor-ancient-gustave-dore-7-1280x1681.jpg">
Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people’s size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans