#science_memes
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Well at least they didn’t call him Grandma Burnett. That would be so awkward.
why?
What are the other 2 words?
Found it: “Calm down, Grandma”
dailystar.co.uk/…/three-word-comeback-best-phrase…
👍👍 Oh yeah I’ll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science
Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first
Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Always helps I find.
Brb needed a breakup line, thanks
“who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?”
gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival
edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning
I don’t know. My grandma was jacked. She was a rather imposing figure.
sounds like she needs to calm down a little
Burnett really missed his chance to use Calm down, grandma
They called him an egghead twice lol
Is it “Good day, sir!”?
“Egghead neuroscientist grandma” feels like it would disarm me.
What do I say if it’s my actual grandma insulting me (she is really harsh with the slurs).
My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers.
Egghead? Back in my day they called them “boffins”
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Well at least they didn’t call him Grandma Burnett. That would be so awkward.
why?
What are the other 2 words?
Found it: “Calm down, Grandma”
dailystar.co.uk/…/three-word-comeback-best-phrase…
👍👍 Oh yeah I’ll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science
Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first
Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Always helps I find.
Brb needed a breakup line, thanks
“who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?”
gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival
edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning
I don’t know. My grandma was jacked. She was a rather imposing figure.
sounds like she needs to calm down a little
Burnett really missed his chance to use Calm down, grandma
They called him an egghead twice lol
Is it “Good day, sir!”?
“Egghead neuroscientist grandma” feels like it would disarm me.
What do I say if it’s my actual grandma insulting me (she is really harsh with the slurs).
My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers.
Egghead? Back in my day they called them “boffins”