Rock Identification
from negativenull@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz on 27 Mar 14:17
https://lemmy.world/post/27454265

‘Is it worth anything?’ ‘I dunno, is the answer to that question worth another $5?’

xkcd.com/3068/

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 15:03 next collapse

Scientists are people, too. Give them the McDonald’s money and they’ll do all sorts of cool things for you.

LostXOR@fedia.io on 27 Mar 16:26 collapse

Slips a biologist $50 hey could you, like, get ahold of some multi drug resistant m. tuberculosis samples for me? thanks

SnowChickenFlake@sh.itjust.works on 27 Mar 23:14 collapse

Small price to pay for being like Arthur Morgan

kata1yst@sh.itjust.works on 27 Mar 15:28 next collapse

Better method:

Walk up to geologist, hand them a rock

“Look at this cool agate I found!”

Where “agate” is substituted for any obviously incorrect identification.

Geodad@lemm.ee on 27 Mar 15:40 next collapse

Here in Kentucky, it’s likely either agate or coal. There isn’t much else.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 28 Mar 08:06 next collapse

this is why kentuckees have such great teeth, lots of coalgate

ZeffSyde@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 09:17 collapse

: Makes angry eye contact and points to door:

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 09:19 collapse

You have some ancient opal but very few people find it

Droechai@lemm.ee on 27 Mar 17:55 next collapse

I usually go with meteoric iron, that’s specific enough that they want to take a closer look

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip on 28 Mar 14:04 collapse

This approach does save $5.

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee on 27 Mar 15:29 next collapse

Yo let me get a dime bag of that geology.

BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online on 27 Mar 15:35 next collapse

This can work. But:
"Look at this hand sample I found at a prospective mineral mining source. What sort of resources might we find here? I have included a hefty research grant."

Geodad@lemm.ee on 27 Mar 15:38 next collapse

Can confirm that the method on the right yeilds better results for anyone who asks me.

Kertyna@feddit.nl on 27 Mar 16:31 next collapse

Jesus Christ, Marie. It’s a mineral!

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca on 27 Mar 17:45 next collapse

I usually just say something like “look over there!” and sneakily replace the rock they were tasting to the one I want identified

negativenull@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 17:52 next collapse

I bet you warn about Land Wars in Asia, don’t you?

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 23:47 collapse

I’ve spent the last two years building up an immunity to garnets in a mica schist.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Mar 21:27 collapse

…tasting? 🤔

Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml on 27 Mar 21:46 next collapse

Rocks have distinct textures on the tongue that helps differentiate them. It’s not really tasting

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 28 Mar 08:07 next collapse

h-hey you’re a geologist right? can you uh, identify this c- i mean… rock? for me?

AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 23:21 collapse

Believe it or not, this is a legit thing. I haven’t done anything much with rocks*, but here’s a good example for soil. If it’s fine grained (smaller than sand) and you can’t see the particles by eye, you can rub some on your teeth:

Buttery texture --> clay Gritty on the teeth --> silt

Not approved for use on contaminated ground!

  • I’m a structural engineer, but I work closely with geotechnical engineers and do my best to understand it as well
podperson@lemm.ee on 27 Mar 17:59 next collapse

The book “Assembling California” by McPhee gives a lot of excellent description about context when it comes to geology. Gets a bit academic at times, but interesting background on California’s crazy geology.

pseudo@jlai.lu on 27 Mar 23:24 next collapse

They did not lick it. I don’t trust that expertise

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 23:45 next collapse

At the small college I attended, Geology 101 was known as “Rocks for Jocks” because it was the class jocks took to satisfy their science requirement. In one hallway was a big display board with a bunch of labeled rock samples on it. If you memorized all of them well enough to identify them on the final, you were almost guaranteed to pass. So there were always football jocks standing there studying that board.

Shou@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 09:48 collapse

Yeah! Science!

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 27 Mar 23:54 next collapse

Speaking of this, my wife has a dark gray rock about the size of a silver dollar she found many years ago in our front yard, within a mile of the shore of Puget Sound. It’s broken, with a reflective crystalline-looking structure inside, and a magnet attracts it. Anybody know how likely it is to be meteoric iron?

emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de on 28 Mar 01:51 next collapse

Sure as soon as the paypal payment goes through I’ll let you know.

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 08:56 collapse

Edit: I was wrong, see below! Shouldn’t have assumed simulating active galactic nuclei would make me knowledgeable about asteroids.

Astrophysicist, not a geologist here. Maybe if you sent a pic I might recognize it. But it’s kind of unlikely, since afaik crystals from under great pressures, which meteorites don’t tend to undergo like that.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 09:19 collapse

Not only under pressure but under very slow cooling as what happens in the centers of asteroids

The rhomboid crystal structure of meteor iron was set long before that particular rock entered our atmosphere and is visible in many, MANY museum pieces.

Doolbs@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 01:00 next collapse

I worked in the mining industry for awhile, and we’d just ask the geo to lick the rock to identify it.

recklessengagement@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 12:40 collapse

I wish I had some geologist friends.