Well if it’s about fossilized shit, you should use the username ‘coprolite’
fullsquare@awful.systems
on 11 Jun 18:30
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sounds suspiciously like something a rabbit would say
BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz
on 11 Jun 18:44
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But these ancient ancestors are dead now (probably?), maybe their plan wasnt that good after all😌
7bicycles@hexbear.net
on 11 Jun 18:52
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I’m oddly convinved that guys ancestors did eat all their piss and poo tbh
Lucky_777@lemmy.world
on 11 Jun 18:54
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Your body reacts to human waste in a terrible way for a reason. The reason? Evolution and natural selection.
Human waste carries all kinds of dangers. Eating it would just eventually kill you. It’s “waste” for a reason for gods sake.
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com
on 11 Jun 18:56
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Shh, you’ll spoil the surprise…
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 11 Jun 19:03
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Please don’t correct them. They’re literally already willing to eat shit and die. There’s hardly anything worse most of us would be willing to do to them. Let’s just sit back, watch, and let nature take its course.
Having met a few nut jobs who are all about pseudoscience like homeopathy, crystal healing, and other forms of ‘natural alternative medicines’, this is exactly the type of shit I would expect them to say with a straight face.
Satire needs to be exaggerated to the point it is clear no one would actually say something so outlandish. This misses that mark.
Lemminary@lemmy.world
on 11 Jun 20:21
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I’m all for stupid eating their shit and piss. Please do that.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 11 Jun 20:36
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… he said, with a shit-eating grin…
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
on 11 Jun 22:08
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I think they fixed that bug in the beta male release.
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de
on 12 Jun 01:20
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After reading this my brain just squeezed itself out of my skull and began to organize a protest for more workplace-related health hazard protection.
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml
on 12 Jun 01:20
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I’m struggling with this one. Is this Onion type satire, someone fracking with the reichwing chuds, or does someone actually believe this? How can you tell besides smelling shit on someone’s breath?
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it’s just cutting out the middleman tbh. Plants had it too good for too long
As an omega male, I agree.
As a RC2 male, heavily agree.
Arthur Morgan?
Am i missing something? Where’s the science for this meme?
Or just a shit post…
If you have to ask… ;)
Well if it’s about fossilized shit, you should use the username ‘coprolite’
sounds suspiciously like something a rabbit would say
But these ancient ancestors are dead now (probably?), maybe their plan wasnt that good after all😌
I’m oddly convinved that guys ancestors did eat all their piss and poo tbh
Your body reacts to human waste in a terrible way for a reason. The reason? Evolution and natural selection.
Human waste carries all kinds of dangers. Eating it would just eventually kill you. It’s “waste” for a reason for gods sake.
Shh, you’ll spoil the surprise…
Please don’t correct them. They’re literally already willing to eat shit and die. There’s hardly anything worse most of us would be willing to do to them. Let’s just sit back, watch, and let nature take its course.
Popcorn?
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f297f765-cba1-4bbc-bd23-bf0ffac654e2.jpeg">
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/69f8df24-d635-4b77-9fc8-6f8aa6c0e8e2.gif">
Nah, fake, “which is how old the earth is” as a cherry on top is too far, they showed their hand
I support this new movement and hope it becomes huge.
This is satire.
It’s hard to tell these days. It’s a miracle The Onion is still in business.
The Onion used to publish satire. Nows it’s just print journalism.
Having met a few nut jobs who are all about pseudoscience like homeopathy, crystal healing, and other forms of ‘natural alternative medicines’, this is exactly the type of shit I would expect them to say with a straight face.
Satire needs to be exaggerated to the point it is clear no one would actually say something so outlandish. This misses that mark.
I’m all for stupid eating their shit and piss. Please do that.
… he said, with a shit-eating grin…
I think they fixed that bug in the beta male release.
Eat more shit, 10 trillon flys and 350 millon Americans can’t be wrong <img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/2a3eba0d-92d2-4994-be44-98723682262e.png">
Okay tough guy, show us how it’s done. We’ll wait.
Yes and often as possible.
After reading this my brain just squeezed itself out of my skull and began to organize a protest for more workplace-related health hazard protection.
I’m struggling with this one. Is this Onion type satire, someone fracking with the reichwing chuds, or does someone actually believe this? How can you tell besides smelling shit on someone’s breath?
I didn’t need to read that.