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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 23:10 next collapse

Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 23:13 next collapse

www.discoverwildlife.com/…/horned-lizard

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 21 Apr 23:14 next collapse

Finally, my moment has come.

But also, I love this guy:

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip on 22 Apr 01:13 next collapse

I will allow it because he looks very polite

Cubes@lemm.ee on 22 Apr 18:21 collapse

Beautiful! Not mammalian at all

Plum@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 23:29 next collapse

My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 21 Apr 23:31 collapse

Oggy oggy oggy.

The Lizard is a great spot.

Plum@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 23:41 collapse

Oi Oi Oi! I’d love to visit one day.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 21 Apr 23:47 collapse

Geddon then. ;)

TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 23:40 next collapse

  *crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE!"

“Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region.”

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 23:53 next collapse

Sickos@hexbear.net on 21 Apr 23:54 next collapse

warm rock

good

NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net on 22 Apr 01:05 collapse

Doing a pushup

Poogona@hexbear.net on 21 Apr 23:56 next collapse

Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Apr 01:17 next collapse

<img alt="An orange bearded dragon on a blue, flannel blanket" src="https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9aba4784-58b6-4249-9a12-9cfea57b12e3.webp"> This is my darling son Tofu

*Edit: formatting

Plum@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 01:20 next collapse

Hello, tofu

Sidhean@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 13:20 next collapse

Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!

Zoop@beehaw.org on 22 Apr 22:47 next collapse

Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 01:31 collapse

A beard suggests hair, that sounds suspiciously mammalian, I hope for your sake it’s just the name…

Edit: The alt text mentions that Tofu, who looks very pretty, is a bearded dragon.

CameronDev@programming.dev on 22 Apr 01:30 next collapse

Mmmm, no, very mammalian.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 01:32 next collapse

Am I doing this right, fellow saurapsids?

Elgenzay@lemmy.ml on 22 Apr 02:44 collapse

mmmm, no, very mammalian

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 03:21 collapse

Elgenzay: Therapsid scum!

BreadOven@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 01:52 next collapse

Cyberbullying, not even once.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 19:07 collapse

:( sad lizard noises

BreadOven@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 16:21 collapse

Agreed :(.

tiredofsametab@fedia.io on 22 Apr 01:54 next collapse

Ugh, too much marsupial energy in this one /s

paranoid@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 02:00 next collapse

There is only one true lizard king <img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2ded4378-2e9a-4f20-b7b8-ad8c2f37b440.jpeg">

SleepyEyes@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 13:35 collapse

Bipedal, huh?

Mmhhh… No, very mammalian.

AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 02:01 next collapse

No, no, frank- stinky- you won’t get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I’ll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-

Bytemeister@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 17:09 collapse

Please tell me Frank is a frilled lizard. This would literally make my childhood complete.

AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 22:01 collapse

Frank is the snake from DankPods

thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net on 22 Apr 02:01 next collapse

i love their funny faces

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one on 22 Apr 03:34 next collapse

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

ignotum@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 05:56 collapse

I AM THE F***ING LIZARD KING

friendly_ghost@beehaw.org on 22 Apr 04:01 next collapse

Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 22 Apr 08:24 next collapse

Fenrir@lemmings.world on 22 Apr 16:11 collapse

Argonians have left the chat

arotrios@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 05:55 next collapse

Guys…

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Apr 06:23 next collapse

Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.

atomicorange@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 06:51 next collapse

He’s such a long boi!

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net on 22 Apr 21:02 collapse

Where do you live that you get garage lizards like this?!

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Apr 22:04 collapse

Southern California. I think it’s an alligator lizard.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net on 22 Apr 22:22 collapse

Neat!

atomicorange@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 06:49 next collapse

Just look at this skink!

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 13:16 next collapse

Spiny banana.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 22 Apr 20:57 collapse

hmm, approved

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk on 22 Apr 09:17 next collapse

Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.

shath@hexbear.net on 22 Apr 10:13 next collapse

what a mammalian dream to have

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 22 Apr 11:58 next collapse

I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.

My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”

All I would ever get in response was side eye.

hazeydreams@lemmy.ca on 22 Apr 15:56 collapse

Take your upvote and get out of here

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml on 22 Apr 13:28 next collapse

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 22 Apr 20:57 collapse

very mammalian like zuck

h3mlocke@lemm.ee on 22 Apr 16:49 next collapse

Mechaguana@programming.dev on 22 Apr 17:36 next collapse

I choose liz. I have to.

CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol on 22 Apr 18:39 next collapse

Racism? No, very mammalian.

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 24 Apr 22:22 collapse

Ok, I had to sleep on this one as it is a crucial life decision.

Froge.

Froge did me a solid.

lizard is basically a suck up.

If they got racist in the argument, that’s between them.

match@pawb.social on 22 Apr 16:49 next collapse

bugs

Bytemeister@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 16:55 next collapse

My sleepy little gargoyle.

xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Apr 17:18 next collapse

sometimes, when explaining mundane things that can’t be confused as a metaphor, literally sounds extra stupid…

HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone on 22 Apr 17:46 next collapse

Announcer voice: Lizardman!

BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 18:57 collapse

mmmm, no, very mammalian

mo_lave@reddthat.com on 22 Apr 20:22 next collapse

Welcome the reptilian overlords

ZombieMantis@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 21:15 next collapse

You literally had a nightmare?

Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 25 Apr 09:32 collapse

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