ivanafterall@lemmy.world
on 04 Jun 04:16
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Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:
Every object perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon.
Which in the end thereâs a section of Conflict of Interest: author has considerable interest in yo mama, both financially or otherwise. But unable to disclose the details
Just because he didnât actually touch big butts doesnât mean he didnât have them living in his head rent free. đ¤ˇđťââď¸
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
on 04 Jun 10:41
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The first edition of On the Origins of Species by charles Darwin didnât originally sell well because he waxed poetically about âall lifeâs duty to please bootyâ. He also could be bothered with taxanomic nomenclature and called most creatures bootyus maximus.
âThat bird has a curved beak!â His assistant would say. âBut look at the curves on the other end. Thiccâ would all too often be his reply.
I mean you joke but he was notoriously bad about how he preserved his samples in that usually he didnât, he just sorta jammed shit into boxes with loose notes and sent it back.
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Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:
That's what I told your mom... last night.
I mean, let us publish these results in a journal of some scientific repute.
Thereâs actually subreddit fo such academic papers, on reddit, r/immaterialscience. Few titles are like
Which in the end thereâs a section of Conflict of Interest: author has considerable interest in yo mama, both financially or otherwise. But unable to disclose the details
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haha so true
Wasnât he celibate or something?
That was just no nut november
Just because he didnât actually touch big butts doesnât mean he didnât have them living in his head rent free. đ¤ˇđťââď¸
The first edition of On the Origins of Species by charles Darwin didnât originally sell well because he waxed poetically about âall lifeâs duty to please bootyâ. He also could be bothered with taxanomic nomenclature and called most creatures bootyus maximus.
âThat bird has a curved beak!â His assistant would say. âBut look at the curves on the other end. Thiccâ would all too often be his reply.
I mean you joke but he was notoriously bad about how he preserved his samples in that usually he didnât, he just sorta jammed shit into boxes with loose notes and sent it back.
Or he ate them.
I think thereâs a meme he died a virgin. Unsure if we actually know this.
I think fairly confirmed as not interested in women, but unsure as to what flavour of not into women.
I like my women like I like my syrup: thick and rich.
Forgot and dark. Mmmmmm
I dunno what a Sir Newton is, but the chap is supposed to be Sir Isaac.