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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 21 Apr 23:11
https://mander.xyz/post/28572382

#science_memes

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Geodad@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 23:40 next collapse

“She’s just big boned…”

thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net on 21 Apr 23:50 next collapse

<img alt="og-hex-bear" src="https://hexbear.net/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fchapo.chat%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F0cdc3047-3767-41cd-82ee-fba7f5e13646.png">

Nah just bulking

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca on 22 Apr 00:14 next collapse

Will Imperial vs. Metric arguments never be settled?!

DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 04:58 collapse

Ugh, don’t bring that up again.

It’s really simple: one chonky bear converts to 4 lynxes, which weigh 17 raccoons, which in turn weigh exactly 7 armadillos, that come down to 638 roaches.

Upwards conversion is just as easy: one chonky bear is exactly 1/3 of a Swasticar, which converts to 2/7 of a large boulder the size of a small boulder.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works on 23 Apr 01:13 collapse

Great tangent, well done team!

FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee on 22 Apr 01:30 next collapse

Here’s some AI slop to definitely explain this in a coherent way.

<img alt="" src="https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/34fca26b-958a-4429-b122-6c09c6308ed8.png">

SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net on 22 Apr 03:05 next collapse

Oh no the laser is too powerful! You shot straight through!

Midnitte@beehaw.org on 22 Apr 13:58 collapse

What if the entire earth had lasers pointed at the moon and…

boblin@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 05:55 collapse

Laser iellones!

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz on 22 Apr 06:34 collapse

norultiopt deas bear boy

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 22 Apr 01:33 next collapse

When did those two words start meaning different things?

200ok@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 02:52 collapse

Ironically, chonky is this generation’s cutesy-husky

axont@hexbear.net on 22 Apr 01:55 next collapse

science has finally developed bear ass laser technology

dumbass@leminal.space on 22 Apr 03:37 next collapse

Wicked, now we can fat shame bears instead of each other.

tja@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 07:33 collapse

Why not both?

Sunsofold@lemmings.world on 22 Apr 05:01 next collapse

Chonky and fat are the same thing. Did they mean floofy?

fckreddit@lemmy.ml on 22 Apr 06:27 next collapse

Just ask bears. I am sure they are all big-boned.

Siethron@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 13:41 next collapse

So… more excuses to use lasers?

ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee on 22 Apr 15:51 next collapse

This feels like a poor response to the “would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear” social profiler. “Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!”

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net on 22 Apr 22:36 collapse

This is one of my favourite Lemmy communities. I always smile at posts like these (and I often have at least one friend who would enjoy such posts)