latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 19 Apr 20:11
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Yeah, I saw it once I squinted. I’m gambling a lot on low-res pattern recognition in terms of visual acuity nowadays… Whatever, antelopes are basically just bougie deer, idec…
Goats have a goatee, goat-feet, a perceptible smell, horns, and sound like an evil laugh. Also, they have a nasty habit of taking people by surprise in places no sane people would imagine a large animal could be.
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So… deer are mantids?! I thought they were alien reptilians… I’m so in the weeds…
Even more in the weeds when you realise that’s not a deer
Oh, god! Noo!
Yeah, ikr it’s an antelope!
Yeah, I saw it once I squinted. I’m gambling a lot on low-res pattern recognition in terms of visual acuity nowadays… Whatever, antelopes are basically just bougie deer, idec…
Its amazing how well people can read sarcasm through text lol
Although only as a disingenuously aloof retort meant to shift attention away from my worsening decrepitude:))) Theatre, nothing more.
Yup it’s called the gerenruk
Goats have a goatee, goat-feet, a perceptible smell, horns, and sound like an evil laugh. Also, they have a nasty habit of taking people by surprise in places no sane people would imagine a large animal could be.
No need to mess with deer in weird positions.
gerenuk aka the giraffe gazelle.
(Antelope)
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/26916e89-44b7-4629-9a47-8d75d0e3658a.gif">
The gif in question:
<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1a8b8c49-3792-41f9-92d6-c605c6d7e79d.gif">
I think there was a reference to it in infinite train as well, but I can’t remember where exactly.
Also, the shifty-looking cow in Mass Effect that would pickpocket your credits if you turned your back on it after interacting with it.
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/3d76bcb2-2a91-4ad8-bdd0-2b74ca5ddc96.png">
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