Evolution? Don’t you know that humans were created by the Annunaki? The entire Babylonian creation myth is clear as day, with the alien scientist Enki using DNA from his own sperm spliced with pre-modern humans 6 million years ago. Our pattern-seeking hybrid brains made us good workers, just like ChatGPT we were smart enough to do some of the jobs without getting too full of ourselves. We make mistakes and weren’t good enough to operate their starships, just mine gold. They selected for some intelligence traits, but elements of our ape ancestors remain as well, for example, your mom.
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Evolution? Don’t you know that humans were created by the Annunaki? The entire Babylonian creation myth is clear as day, with the alien scientist Enki using DNA from his own sperm spliced with pre-modern humans 6 million years ago. Our pattern-seeking hybrid brains made us good workers, just like ChatGPT we were smart enough to do some of the jobs without getting too full of ourselves. We make mistakes and weren’t good enough to operate their starships, just mine gold. They selected for some intelligence traits, but elements of our ape ancestors remain as well, for example, your mom.
We found his hiding place!